PCB call neurosurgeon

Ring..Ring..

Hello. This is Doctor Christopher Baker from the Florida Hospital

Salaam. This is Dr Nasim Ashraf. Have you heard about me

Dr Baker : No. Who are you

Dr Ashraf : Never heard of me?. General Musharraf has praised me in the presence of President Bush

Dr Baker : Who is General Musharraf

Dr Ashraf : He the President of our Islamic country

Dr Baker : Are you from Afghanistan

Dr Ashraf : No, No doctor I am from Pakistan

Dr Baker : Is Pakistan and afghanistan not the same place that is shielding Bin Laden?

Dr Ashraf : No Doctor. We Pakistanis are trying to catch Bin Laden for you guys

Dr Baker : Oh. Thanks. what can I do for you

Dr Ashraf : well doctor..I need a favour from you. I have the resources to pay well

Dr Baker : Whats the favour?

Dr Ashraf : I need you to do a brain transplant

Dr Baker : Why do you think that you need a brain transplant?

Dr Ashraf : No..No it's not for me. It's for one of our international sport stars

Dr Baker : I think that all footballers need a brain transplant

Dr Ashraf : No it's he not a footballer. He is a cricketer

Dr Baker : What is a cricketer

Dr Ashraf : Do worry about that.. Tell me can you do a brain transplant on him?

Dr Baker : Yes I am sure I can help but it will cost you $100,000. What type of brain do you need

Dr Ashraf : Any brain as long as it's bigger than his. When Can I send him to you?

Dr Baker : as soon as possible

Dr Ashraf sends Afridi for a brain transplant. Two weeks later Dr Ashraf gets a call from Dr Baker

Dr Baker : I have some good news for you. Firstly I have found a bigger and better brain than Afridi's and secondly the opration was a success

Dr Ashraf : MashAllah. I am so greateful to you

Dr Baker : It's a pleasure

Dr Ashraf : Could you tell me whose brain you used?

Dr Baker : I found the brain that you needed very quickly

Dr Ashraf : quick whose brain was it

Dr Baker : Well the brain of my experimental monkey in my laboratory was twice the size of that of Afridi's and so I transplanted it into Afridi's head

Ladies and Gents, we are now ready to see the real beast in action !

punchline was weak, but come again

I think I might have actually smirked.....no, no that wasn't it.

Weak.

Yeah, thats what I thought too. Dont let that discourage you though

would have been amused by that 20 years ago perhaps. perhaps.

decent. keep at it

Not bad!

Seems like advertising from a successful recipient of this experimental procedure.

my Brain hurts and i want to become a brain surgen.

Really!

Beast not selected to play against South Africa as it has ran away and disappeared in the jungle