Big Cats' Cricketworm End Of Season Celebration

[cricketworm]

Cricketworm is organizing end of season celebration party.

Cricketworm: I think have done really well in this season. We are in ODIs Championship final and we have ended up with number 9 among very competitive sides. So, I thought why not organize something so all can enjoy and spend good times together. Look .... we are fierce competitor when we are playing, but out side the field, we should maintain good relationship.

Reporter: How do you plan to finance this party?

Cricketworm: If you guys remember, Big Cats were also sponsoring 'Batting Talent Academy', well, we got lots of sponsors and we played lots of benefit matches.

Reporter: We thought you had some help from underworld ...

Cricketworm: Look .... these are just rumors. And even if it's true all 'Bhai logs' are human too. They also wish to invest money in good talent.

Reporter: Who will be attending this event?

Cricketworm: Every one is invited. Every single PPCL players are invited. Must mention, all players MUST attend this party, no exceptions.

Reporter: Any special guest?

Cricketworm: Yeah, to make party spicy, I have come up with the rule. Anyone who comes to party is allowed to bring 5 special guests with them. Lady Friend ... Girl Friends ...Wives ... etc.

Reporter: Who are you bringing?

Cricketworm: It's a surprise. Right now, I just wanted to announce that Party will be happening right after the ODI Finals. No distraction at the moment.

Reporter: Even if you guys lose?

Cricketworm: Who said we are losing? Hahaha

Reporter: Anything more you would like add?

Cricketworm: I have organized to announce special awards to PPCL players. Normal 'Cricket' related Awards will happen by voting from players, but this award will be non-cricket related. i.e. Who is the funniest player of PPCL? something like that.

Ok that's all the hints I can give at the moment ... more announcements will happen soon. In mean time, I want PPCL players to focus on who will they invite for the party? Remember only 5 guests are allowed.

[iHammad]

Captain of the FC Champions, iHammad will be there with his wife, Priyanka Chopra.

[I Believe in the Teesra]

Breaking News: Cricketworm's close friend and Captain of the Big Cats has accepted the invitation and will be coming with his close friend Gisele.



Sources are not sure as to why Teesra has not taken another close friend Velu.

[cricketworm]

Hmmm Victoria secret's model!

Remember, you are allowed to bring not one ... not two but FIVE 'special' friends.

[iHammad]

[Square Drive]

Astaghfirullah, I'm not attending this.

[I Believe in the Teesra]

Breaking news:

For his 2nd guest, I Believe in the Teesra has tranquilized Square Drive and is planning on bringing him to the party.

Square Drive has not confirmed to our sources whether this is true or not. When asked by reporters about the issue, he was very silent.

[Bilal7]

Bilal7 will be arriving at the party with the Muppets.

Yup, it'll be awesome.

[NJamal]

iHammad your taste of beauty is questionable or it might be inexperience.

[Square Drive]

Originally Posted by I Believe in the Teesra Breaking news: For his 2nd guest, I Believe in the Teesra has tranquilized Square Drive and is planning on bringing him to the party. Square Drive has not confirmed to our sources whether this is true or not. When asked by reporters about the issue, he was very silent.

I have Pakistan captaincy to handle, not into this faltoo stuff.

[cricketworm]

Cricketworm is hinting his first guest, who might be coming with him.

[cricketworm]

It's confirmed Monica Bellucci will be attending PCCL Party.

[cricketworm]

Originally Posted by square drive i have pakistan captaincy to handle, not into this faltoo stuff.

these kids i tell you!

[I Believe in the Teesra]

Originally Posted by Square Drive I have Pakistan captaincy to handle, not into this faltoo stuff.

Your already coming!

[Watsupdoc]

What's in this party for me?

[cricketworm]

Ijaz Butt may be attending this party.

[murphyslaw79]

Can't wait for this!!!! should be fun given the "talent" that will be there

[Watsupdoc]

Originally Posted by cricketworm Ijaz Butt may be attending this party.

He'll come only if I come, so what's in it for me?

[talha3]

I'm in.

Nice interview cricketworm, fun answers

[cricketworm]

Originally Posted by Watsupdoc He'll come only if I come, so what's in it for me?

You may win some award!

There will be non-cricket related awards. And you may win worn pants.

[cricketworm]

Originally Posted by talha3 I'm in. Nice interview cricketworm, fun answers

Who will you bring?

[Watsupdoc]

Originally Posted by cricketworm You may win some award! There will be non-cricket related awards. And you may win worn pants.

I don't like that, I want something better, something more special (but no lady gaga )

[cricketworm]

Reporter: Ms. Hayek we heard a rumor that you may not attend this cricketworm's party of PPCL, as Monica Bellucci might be attending, is this true?

Ms. Hayek: Cricketworm is very 'good' friend. I respect his decision. I don't care whoever he invites doesn't make any difference.

Reporter: But will you be attending this event?

Ms. Hayek: Of course, I wouldn't want to break his heart.

Reporter: So, there will not be any tension if Monica Bellucci attend this party. He may have to choose between you and other 4 women! Will you be ok with this?

Ms. Hayek: We will see about that .... with whom will he spend more time during party! You have to remember that we mexican like very very spicy stuff! And Cricketworm is an Indian and he also like extra spice.

[cricketworm]

Originally Posted by Watsupdoc I don't like that, I want something better, something more special (but no lady gaga )

You are free to bring any guests you would like! But make sure no under 18! So, no Justin Bieber or Salena Gomez!

No teenager* is allowed.





* Square Drive is allowed with Dark Glasses on!

[Watsupdoc]

I'll come if Russell Peter is going to be there for some stand-up comedy.

[cricketworm]

It's time for PARRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTY!

[I Believe in the Teesra]

[cricketworm]

My 4th friend will be



SHE IS COMING!!

[I Believe in the Teesra]

Originally Posted by cricketworm My 4th friend will be SHE IS COMING!!

Omg, I love her! She's adorable.

[cricketworm]

Originally Posted by I Believe in the Teesra Omg, I love her! She's adorable.

I would cuddle her all day long! And dive into ocean of her eyes!

[cricketworm]

DO the dance now!

[cricketworm]

[shahrukh619]

WOOOOOO HHOOOOOOOOOOOO

I"M PROUD TO BE A BIG CAT PLAYER!!!

WE HAVE WON IT!!!!!! :hamster!!!!!!!!!!!

[shahrukh619]

[cricketworm]

[I Believe in the Teesra]

Gaze into our eyes and see the future of a young dynasty.

[cricketworm]

Last but not least!

Most important person of Cricketworm's life!

Close to his heart!

his final friend who is coming to party is .....

[I Believe in the Teesra]

Originally Posted by cricketworm Last but not least! Most important person of Cricketworm's life! Close to his heart! his final friend who is coming to party is .....

Great taste in "guests"

[cricketworm]

As promised special award presentation is taking place! I will start with





BEST PROFESSOR OF THE SEASON AWARD







And the Award goes to













none other than ....



's


I Believe in Teesra

Very knowledgeable and do excellent analysis!

Congrats Teesra for winning the award.

[I Believe in the Teesra]

Originally Posted by cricketworm As promised special award presentation is taking place! I will start with BEST PROFESSOR OF THE SEASON AWARD And the Award goes to none other than .... 's I Believe in Teesra Very knowledgeable and do excellent analysis! Congrats Teesra for winning the award.

Thank you Thank you. I am speechless. I never saw this coming! I'd like to thank all my fans, my family members, my friends, my cats, the guests at this party, and last though not least, one of the most critical batsman on our team - cricketworm.

[cricketworm]

Originally Posted by I Believe in the Teesra Great taste in "guests"

Actually I made mistake one more friend is allowed!

My 2nd last ... but now last pick is .....



So, Monica Bellucci, Salma Hayek, Zoey, Penelope Cruz and Natalie Portman

My Crushes.

[I Believe in the Teesra]

Originally Posted by cricketworm Actually I made mistake one more friend is allowed! My 2nd last ... but now last pick is ..... So, Monica Bellucci, Salma Hayek, Zoey, Penelope Cruz and Natalie Portman My Crushes.

Hollywood guest list. I wouldn't expect anything less from a Cricketworm party

[cricketworm]

2nd award is for

The MOST CRANKY CAPTAIN OF THE SEASON


























Competition is tight between 3 captains. ....













but who will be the winner!







Either Inswinger or iZeeshan or Njamal




















ANd the AWARD GOes to


















Njamal

Gets frustrated very early! Short tempered. Scold his team for not performing well! Threaten his team members to FIRE them!

Well deserved award! Angry Young Man!

[I Believe in the Teesra]

Njamal needs to give a speech

[cricketworm]

3rd Award is

MOST INNOCENT KID of the SEASON












There are lots of innocent Kids playing this League!










They are so innocent that they will even respect opponents even bantering!













Young INNOCENT KID AWARD GOES To ......

















Three strong contenders










Pakistaniboy, Shahidafridi123 and Square DRIVE






















ANd award goes to














Square Drive

Very young! I am not sure if he is allowed to receive award in this party! If Square Drive has come to party with fake ID please come on to stage to receive award, if not KU his captain, please accept this award in his behalf!

[I Believe in the Teesra]

Originally Posted by cricketworm 3rd award is most innocent kid of the season there are lots of innocent kids playing this league! They are so innocent that they will even respect opponents even bantering! Young innocent kid award goes to ...... Three strong contenders pakistaniboy, shahidafridi123 and square drive and award goes to square drive very young! I am not sure if he is allowed to receive award in this party! If square drive has come to party with fake id please come on to stage to receive award, if not ku his captain, please accept this award in his behalf!

[cricketworm]

4th Award is the Funniest Guy of the season







This is going to be tight!










but there is clear winner, however!
















Three Very Strong Contender!



















Our Manager himself! King_Rizzy, Captain Prof. Teesra! And famous Express Pace


























And despite strong competition the award goes to

























Express Pace

Best Banter Machine! Comes up with Perfect Slap-Stick Jokes! Famous Attraction of 's Thread!

Very Well deserved Award. Funny Man!

[I Believe in the Teesra]

Originally Posted by cricketworm 4th Award is the Funniest Guy of the season This is going to be tight! but there is clear winner, however! Three Very Strong Contender! Our Manager himself! King_Rizzy, Captain Prof. Teesra! And famous Express Pace And despite strong competition the award goes to Express Pace Best Banter Machine! Comes up with Perfect Slap-Stick Jokes! Famous Attraction of 's Thread! Very Well deserved Award. Funny Man!

Express Pace has been hilarious. Looking forward to working with him in the RoW squad!

[cricketworm]

So, we had cranky captain award ... now we have

nicest captain award!


Two clear front runners for this award






















King UZ of and 's Fireworks













Both are nice chaps!




















I could given joint winners















but there must be only one winner!


















So, award goes to













Fireworks

Always gives credit to opponents .... and write most obvious cliches in team's thread

"Congratulation .......... (enter team's name) Well played!"

A bit extra nice

[cricketworm]

Next category is very special








Award name is: I WOULD LIKE TO CHAT WITH YOU (WE ARE TEENAGER), SO PLEASE COME ON CHAT Award













Two strong contenders!



Either 's Prince of Pathan / Desi_Joker


Or


's iZeeshan, Sully, Boi, Wiiicket.

















































I mean it's no brainer!


MULTIPLE People get this award!

WHOLE 's team members get this award

So,

I WOULD LIKE TO CHAT WITH YOU (WE ARE TEENAGER), SO PLEASE COME ON CHAT Award goes to 's players.

[I Believe in the Teesra]

Originally Posted by cricketworm Next category is very special Award name is: I WOULD LIKE TO CHAT WITH YOU (WE ARE TEENAGER), SO PLEASE COME ON CHAT Award Two strong contenders! Either 's Prince of Pathan / Desi_Joker Or 's iZeeshan, Sully, Boi, Wiiicket. I mean it's no brainer! MULTIPLE People get this award! WHOLE 's team members get this award So, I WOULD LIKE TO CHAT WITH YOU (WE ARE TEENAGER), SO PLEASE COME ON CHAT Award goes to 's players.

There is so much winning in this award

Wickett was the true anchor and he put the team on his back for this one

[cricketworm]

Best Non-Cricketing Moments of the season!



There has been few funny moments during the season!





















I am not sure I have laughed out loud as much as the following.































It was very innocent mistake.






























It was decoded by none other than funniest man Express Pace!























it goes to

Originally Posted by King_Rizzy 1) Any new players wishing to join will have to wait until the end of the current season. 2) Yes there is a points table, but it seems as though you've already found it. 3) What more info do you need?

Originally Posted by Express Pace Question You are in our squad, why are you supporting the hawks?

Originally Posted by iZeeshan

Originally Posted by I Believe in the Teesra LOL this made my day.

Originally Posted by shahidafridi123 Seriously? Which team r u? Never signed up?!?

Originally Posted by Inswinger

Originally Posted by Express Pace Stadium: Plaza De Kings Vice-Captain: Namak Halaal Contracts Assigned to Squad Members: Category A cricketjoshila - Left Handed Batsman. Namak_Halaal (v/c) - Right Arm Fast. Category B Munna_ - Left Handed Batsman. Liverpool_Faizan - Right Arm Leg Break. freelance_cricketer - Right Handed Batsman. Category C Fireworks11 (c) - Right Arm Fast/Right Handed Batsman (Pure All Rounder) Express Pace - Left Arm Fast. Praveen - Left Handed Batsman/Right Arm Fast Medium (Batting All Rounder) RehanG - Right Handed Batsman/Right Arm Fast (Bowling All Rounder) Category D Hefaith (w/k) - Wicketkeeper/Right Handed Batsman. Shahidafridi123 - Right Arm Leg Break/Right Handed Batsman (Bowling All Rounder) Stanman - Right Arm Fast/Right Handed Batsman (Pure All Rounder) Arsalan - Right Handed Batsman/Right Arm Off Break (Batting All Rounder) Category E Reliant Robin - Right Handed Batsman/Right Arm Leg Break.

Hahaha



Find out full conversation here. http://www.pakpassion.net/ppforum/sh...13#post4795913

[cricketworm]

Next Catorgery is

The most Rebellious Player of the Season













Surprisingly there are lots of nominees for this award!



















's Wiiicket and iZeeshan .... :sp 's Inswinger, Blitz and Fawad And Njamal And may be Saj too! *cough*






































Hehehe

























Don't be pissed!





































It's tight competition!































Don't come after me if you were nominated!























This award is just for fun!




























And the award goes to


Blitz


Some people will vouch for this!

[shahidafridi123]

Originally Posted by cricketworm Best Non-Cricketing Moments of the season! There has been few funny moments during the season! I am not sure I have laughed out loud as much as the following. It was very innocent mistake. It was decoded by none other than funniest man Express Pace! it goes to Hahaha Find out full conversation here. http://www.pakpassion.net/ppforum/sh...13#post4795913

Doesn't that award go to me?

[cricketworm]

Originally Posted by shahidafridi123 Doesn't that award go to me?

you and Express Pace are joint winners!

[shahidafridi123]

Originally Posted by cricketworm you and Express Pace are joint winners!

Cool, this is fun

Next award please!

[King_Rizzy]

How many awards you planning on handing out? And I hope none of them coincide with my official awards, that people actually voted for...

[cricketworm]

Originally Posted by King_Rizzy How many awards you planning on handing out? And I hope none of them coincide with my official awards, that people actually voted for...

I don't know actually. I am just making up as I think! I think only one did coincide for moment of the season, but we won that award anyway.

May be 3 or 4 more awards to go.

[Zeeraq]

Good awards except NJamal isn't an angry Captain! He's the best Captain!. Despite being The Outlawz VC I got nothing to worry about, He post the Teams on time and do everything for the Team. No pressure for anyone to perform & no pressure on me to be active and post.( As a VC I should be a little responsible though )

[I Believe in the Teesra]

I love these awards haha. Almost forgot about Blitz.

[cricketworm]

Next Award is

THE LAZIEST PLAYER OF THE SEASON






















STRONG contenders for this











our man Badsha is in there ..... Also

's King Usama is there too.
























Very strong fight














But award goes to












's iHammad The king of Lateness and Laziness!

Well Deserved!

[iHammad]

Guilty as charged, honestly

Thanks for the award though and congrats once again

[LethalSami]

what the hell is this

these awards are obviously PHIXED.......I did receive ANY award, which means they're definately phixed......thats it, i've had enough

CricketWorm u might as well crawl back into that little lame worm-hole if you're not gonna give me an award

[shahrukh619]

Originally Posted by cricketworm Next Award is THE LAZIEST PLAYER OF THE SEASON STRONG contenders for this our man Badsha is in there ..... Also 's King Usama is there too. Very strong fight But award goes to 's iHammad The king of Lateness and Laziness! Well Deserved!

hey what about me? I forgot to take charge of my team, and ended up here.

[Badsha]

Gutted I didn't win the lazy award!


Congratulations on the win everyone!