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25th July 2010, 05:54
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Funny Urdu - English Puns
Feel free to add your own!
Q: What did one milk say to other? A: Whats up dhood! Q: What do you call a lonely banana? A: Aik-kayla (akayla) Q: What did one pizza box say to the other? A: Pizza Hut! Q: What did the baby pea say to the adult pea? A: Are you my Mattar? (mother) Q: What does a potato say on the phone? A: Aloo?
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25th July 2010, 23:11
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How does a pea make sure nobody overhears him as he talks?
He mutters. 
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25th July 2010, 23:21
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Q. What does Iqbal need to bowl a yorker
A. Ik Bal (Iqbal)
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26th July 2010, 03:05
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Quote:
 good one
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19th October 2010, 00:15
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I don't get the pizza one.
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19th October 2010, 15:12
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Quote:
Q: What did one pizza say to the other who was blocking his way? A: Pizza Hut!
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Jo aql ka ghulam ho, woh dil na kar qubool Disown the heart that's slave to the mind -Iqbal
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