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Old 1st February 2011, 22:05
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Indian website offers bachelors a virtual wife.

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NEW DELHI — Indian bachelors keen to get a taste of married life can now log on and apply for a virtual wife online in a scheme that offers a glimpse into changing Indian society.

Bharat Matrimony's biwihotohaisi.com (an ideal wife) website allows men to choose from four different types of wife and then receive automated telephone messages from them that reflect their character.

The first candidate is the devoted Ritu Gharwali (Ritu Homemaker), 23, whose saccharine entreaties to "please eat your lunch, I have made your favourite dish" would make her the ideal Indian housewife in conservative circles.

Matrimonial advertisements in Indian newspapers and websites, still widely used to find prospective partners, often feature men seeking "simple, homely girls with good family values."

There's a more feisty version of Ritu for those wanting a more challenging partner in the form of 25-year-old Bijli Thakur (Electricity Thakur) who is described as "Dominating. Bossy. Control-freak."

While Ritu Gharwali pleads with her hard-working husband to come home for dinner, Bijli Thakur angrily threatens to "send your bed to the office if you don't leave soon."

While these two characters would be clearly identifiable for men of older generations, it is the other women who offer the most revealing insights into the changing characteristics of modern Indian womanhood.

Milli Chulbulli (Milli Naughty), 21, is an excitable secretary in a multinational firm with a life that revolves around shopping trips, neighbourhood gossip, and an addiction to television soap operas.

Finally, the website offers a chance to hook up with Shalini Sheherwali (Shalini From the City), an ambitious 26-year-old banker.

An independent, tech-savvy woman who purrs, "we'll totally connect, honey!", Shalini Sheherwali loves shopping online and loathes soap operas.

In a country where arranged marriages are still the norm and dating is often frowned upon, matrimonial websites are big business.

Although none of the women advertised on www.biwihotohaisi.com is real, the website's idea is that bachelors will rush to sign up to its parent site, Bharat Matrimony, to find a suitable wife after receiving so much attention by phone.
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Old 1st February 2011, 22:54
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Old 1st February 2011, 22:56
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good news for Praveen Kumar, Munaf Patel & Ishant Sharma.
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Old 1st February 2011, 23:04
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Who in their right mind would apply for that
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Old 1st February 2011, 23:10
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Why would anyone want to sign up for only the most annoying aspect of a relationship i.e. the non stop nagging through texts?
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Old 1st February 2011, 23:15
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Looks like one of the virtual wives character is based on Veena Malik
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Old 1st February 2011, 23:21
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Looks like one of the virtual wives character is based on Veena Malik
Which one? Ritu Gharwali?
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Old 1st February 2011, 23:21
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no, Shruti Baharwali
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Old 1st February 2011, 23:26
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This is as lame as one can get.

What an idiotic business idea.
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Old 1st February 2011, 23:33
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These are canned out-of-the-box virtual wives. The biwihotohaisi Ver2.0 could have configurable "Design your own" virtual wifey
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Old 1st February 2011, 23:57
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Does this only work in india? I want to play a prank on some friends and sign them for this. Bloody amazing haha.
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Old 2nd February 2011, 00:05
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Does this only work in india? I want to play a prank on some friends and sign them for this. Bloody amazing haha.
Only good use for this service.
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Old 2nd February 2011, 16:24
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Don't mind me saying but are they encouraging onanism ??
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Old 2nd February 2011, 16:29
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Old 2nd February 2011, 16:45
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Wonder if already married people would sign up for this?
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Old 3rd February 2011, 13:19
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good news for Praveen Kumar, Munaf Patel & Ishant Sharma.
He got married recently.
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Old 3rd February 2011, 14:49
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He got married recently.
Which one of the 4 options did he marry?
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