Excuse draft 'IF' we lose against Zimbabwe

[ninjafirstslip]

Hey guys long time reader first time poster....Bangladesh just lost against Zim in the test series and with the return of cobra corpes and and the super awesome strategies of waqar and misbah we might lose or more likley draw the test....this will no doubt be embarrassing...plz state excuses for if it occurs!

[emclub]

LOL Jinx ninja strikes

[ninjafirstslip]

nothing to do with jinx we are actually getting worse and worse each tour... is kind of like cystic fibrosis everyone is just getting worse

[asian123]

Having a horrible team and defensive team management are the 2 best excuses

[ShahidAfridi_rulez]

i hope we don't lose because if we do it will be so embarrassing as we will be losing to a minor team!!

but with the squad we have, i do think we will probably lose

Only if we had

[asian123]

We will probably lose the T20 match, since will play Test match and TTF players in them (Taufeeq, Farhat, Shoaib etc...)

[ninjafirstslip]

i dunno a dark part of me just wants them to loose ... u keep adding people who are genuinely undeserving whilst other people slave away on the domestic circuit...plus if we dont lose the test we will definatley loose the odi... our batting is full of ruderless batsmen who have no idea how to pace an odi innings and too reliant on lower order to slog into decent score level

[Hasnain_786]

I got a feeling will play a crucial role

[ninjafirstslip]

Originally Posted by Hasnain_786 I got a feeling will play a crucial role

may he die a frieza/cell/majin buu death

[sully3]

wow this thread

[ninjafirstslip]

Originally Posted by ninjafirstslip may he die a frieza/cell/majin buu death

o...in cricket terms ofcoarse the guy has a wife and father in law to disappoint

[Saad Hasan]

Troll alert...have some respect for your nationality "we"...India is not touring Zims...

[BoiWonder]

i wonder how much you guys will praise damaad if he scored a matchwinning double century

[freelance_cricketer]

I do expect Zimbabwe to put up a good show against Pakistan like the West Indies did against us. But Pakistan will win easily i guess.

[ninjafirstslip]

Originally Posted by Saad Hasan Troll alert...have some respect for your nationality "we"...India is not touring Zims...

calm down im not a troll or indian it just doesnt seem like we put a team up that can win the FIRST and ONLY test..we have a habbit of warm up test too u know

[ninjafirstslip]

Originally Posted by BoiWonder i wonder how much you guys will praise damaad if he scored a matchwinning double century

son we dont divide by zero in this dimension

[Desi_Joker]

Not enough preparation time and lack of front line bowlers.

[ninjafirstslip]

Originally Posted by Desi_Joker Not enough preparation time and lack of front line bowlers.

india have patent on that one

[asian123]

Originally Posted by BoiWonder i wonder how much you guys will praise damaad if he scored a matchwinning double century

This is the only case where i hope that one of our batsman gets out Even if he makes a 35 and takes a catch he'll be praised by Ilyas and be kept in the team

[ElRaja]

misbah being too defensive

damad for being on tour(whether he plays or not)

hafeez not being a test match opening batsmen

akmal jr throwing away his wicket

wahab not swinging it back into right handers even though hes not on tour

sohail tanvir being a trundler

azhar ali not converting good starts

junaid playing for lancashire missing warm up

younis khan smiling after being dismissed

asif being a crack head

butt being chairman

dropped catches in the slips

even if we win, some of these will be mentioned.

[Strike!]

Blame PCB for not hiring a batting coach.

Blame selectors for resting our main strike bowlers.

Blame our openers for always failing.

[ninjafirstslip]

Originally Posted by ElRaja misbah being too defensive damad for being on tour(whether he plays or not) hafeez not being a test match opening batsmen akmal jr throwing away his wicket wahab not swinging it back into right handers even though hes not on tour sohail tanvir being a trundler azhar ali not converting good starts junaid playing for lancashire missing warm up younis khan smiling after being dismissed asif being a crack head butt being chairman dropped catches in the slips even if we win, some of these will be mentioned.

lol asif

[Looney]

we are not playing with professional players , but damads and bhanjas

[Blitz]

It seems like everyone has forgotten the main one.


It was fixed

[ninjafirstslip]

the least damaad could do is field properly... he is by far the worst player with over 30 test caps

[ninjafirstslip]

Originally Posted by Blitz It seems like everyone has forgotten the main one. It was fixed

no more fixers...even worse than that crap players

[ninjafirstslip]

all this negitivty towards i think im turning into that zaid65 guy and his

[MalikMohsin]

Pakistan wins or loses, but the important of preparing the new talents for the upcoming series against Sri Lanka and England must be encouraged.

I gotta admire PCB to try almost every new talents at the expense of resting experienced players, and although, our batting line is still pretty much experienced though.

We may like PCB or hate PCB, but out of many cricket boards, PCB is still probably the only cricket board to provide opportunity to young bloods just like that. Gotta admire that. Else, we wouldn't have witnessed cricketer like Mohammad Aamer debuting at his very young age.

[asian123]

^ There is no point of giving a youngster 3 games, then dropping him...and sometimes its irrespective of their performance!

[ninjafirstslip]

Originally Posted by MalikMohsin Pakistan wins or loses, but the important of preparing the new talents for the upcoming series against Sri Lanka and England must be encouraged. I gotta admire PCB to try almost every new talents at the expense of resting experienced players, and although, our batting line is still pretty much experienced though. We may like PCB or hate PCB, but out of many cricket boards, PCB is still probably the only cricket board to provide opportunity to young bloods just like that. Gotta admire that. Else, we wouldn't have witnessed cricketer like Mohammad Aamer debuting at his very young age.

how'd the aamir thing turn out? look im all for young blood but you got to be professional too and some times that means picking a squad based on performance rather than contacts and sheer talent. a sound mind is needed in this sport look at dhoni today ...he is absolutely dreadful in these condtions due to that technique but he just got a 77 on what to expect from fields and knowing his best chance to attack

[alberto]

Pakistan need to win against zimbabwe to gain the confidence of winning which will help them against the lankans and england

[W63L35]

excuse draft for if we lose against Zimbabwe

I don't think there will be any excuses but there will be certainly a few reasons ... :MHK !

[ninjafirstslip]

Originally Posted by W63L35 I don't think there will be any excuses but there will be certainly a few reasons ... :MHK !

plz i love your posts dont take the wrong way

[Watsupdoc]

We didn't have a full strength squad, our captain is Bhhuda , our chairman is and our president is

[ninjafirstslip]

general consensus is that we will blame ibutt ... if loosing means ibutt is sacked along with the entire set up (ilyas, waqar , biryani dahku) would you support zimbabwe

[Watsupdoc]

Originally Posted by ninjafirstslip general consensus is that we will blame ibutt ... if loosing means ibutt is sacked along with the entire set up (ilyas, waqar , biryani dahku) would you support zimbabwe

No will still support Pak...

[ninjafirstslip]

Originally Posted by Watsupdoc No will still support Pak...

mashallah i was not expecting that

[MalikMohsin]

Originally Posted by ninjafirstslip how'd the aamir thing turn out? look im all for young blood but you got to be professional too and some times that means picking a squad based on performance rather than contacts and sheer talent. a sound mind is needed in this sport look at dhoni today ...he is absolutely dreadful in these condtions due to that technique but he just got a 77 on what to expect from fields and knowing his best chance to attack

How is PCB fault? Mohammad Aamer was given an opportunity to showcase his talent, but it's his own fault for abusing and betraying the nation.

The rest, i don't know how that applies to this thread. Of course, whoever perform will be selected whether they may or may not be talented. But it's important we gotta give them try, or how else, we will be able to uncover the deserving cricketers.

This series is best opportunity for the preparing of upcoming series like Sri Lanka and England series.

[W63L35]

Originally Posted by ninjafirstslip plz i love your posts dont take the wrong way

:MHK is the reason for

[ninjafirstslip]

Originally Posted by MalikMohsin How is PCB fault? Mohammad Aamer was given an opportunity to showcase his talent, but it's his own fault for abusing and betraying the nation. The rest, i don't know how that applies to this thread. Of course, whoever perform will be selected whether they may or may not be talented. But it's important we gotta give them try, or how else, we will be able to uncover the deserving cricketers. This series is best opportunity for the preparing of upcoming series like Sri Lanka and England series.

giving them a try is great but i am thinking the board is trying to replace our current team with newbies and when we meet sri lanka and newly crowned world no.1 we will look like school boys

[Fireworks11]

Dropping dollies is a realistic reason of not being able to beat the mighty Zimbabweans.

[Usman]

What is up on this forum? You open one thread where people are boasting that we would 'easily' beat the Indians in England, and the next thread is about being beaten by Zimbabwe.

Add two and two together, PP thinks Zimbabwe are better than India!

[ninjafirstslip]

wasn't me

[LethalSami]

kaisa manhoos premise hai iss thread ka

muhn na acha ho to baat to achi karni chahiye

[ninjafirstslip]

maafi do pehli baar kia hai but it will be an epic bump if we lose the test

[LethalSami]

Originally Posted by ninjafirstslip maafi do pehli baar kia hai but it will be an epic bump if we lose the test

thats the problem bro.....no-life indians will be allover this thread GODFORBID if that happenz

ur just setting urself up like the indian bowling lineup

[ninjafirstslip]

Originally Posted by LethalSami thats the problem bro.....no-life indians will be allover this thread GODFORBID if that happenz ur just setting urself up like the indian bowling lineup

We'll be fine plus all those indians will be comatose from the phaintey they received from england

[pakistanigoneaussie]

We got one bad msg from 1 bad person

[ninjafirstslip]

Originally Posted by pakigoneaussie We got one bad msg from 1 bad person

oh god what have i created

[Fireworks11]

That infamous batting collapse that we're so used to seeing over the years that'll get blamed on a lack of match practise. A genuine reason.

[dannydan_56]

All matches are fixed and Pakistan will win all of them

[ninjafirstslip]

im still thinking our batsmen will stroule in there and attempt sloq sweeps the first over and then all down hill from there our bowling might stop the carnage but im tottaly expecting farhat hafeez to screw up

[Fireworks11]

Yeah don't expect much from Farhat and Hafeez. Any runs they score will be a bonus.

As ever, the bowling will bail us out if we suffer a collapse.

[Watsupdoc]

Originally Posted by ninjafirstslip im still thinking our batsmen will stroule in there and attempt sloq sweeps the first over and then all down hill from there our bowling might stop the carnage but im tottaly expecting farhat hafeez to screw up

Farhat will score a century in the test trust me

[Dann]

Can't wait for Farhat to fail. I'm sorry I don't even want to see damaad ji score 20 runs. Also very disappointed with the attitude of PCB "looking for reserve bowlers" great, this is the encouragement we are giving to our pacemen, you are just reserves. Also I hate Waqar younis (as a coach) and Butt Sahib.

[ninjafirstslip]

Originally Posted by Watsupdoc Farhat will score a century in the test trust me

farhat disappoints his wife and father in law on a daily basis - if he scores against zim he will get massacred against sri lanka.

[Dann]

Originally Posted by pakigoneaussie we got one bad msg from 1 bad person

^^ lol!

[ninjafirstslip]

Originally Posted by Dann Can't wait for Farhat to fail. I'm sorry I don't even want to see damaad ji score 20 runs. Also very disappointed with the attitude of PCB "looking for reserve bowlers" great, this is the encouragement we are giving to our pacemen, you are just reserves. Also I hate Waqar younis (as a coach) and Butt Sahib.

waqar as coach has not objectively improved any player at all. All he did was do a good press conference (which u can tell he enjoys) and have a fight with the 16 yr old

[Dann]

Waqar is running a mafia in this team. Making players suck up to him just retain their team spot. In my eyes I see a lot of favoritism going on, and I personally feel Waqar has a lot to do with many of the current controversies within the team regarding selection.

[ninjafirstslip]

Originally Posted by Dann Waqar is running a mafia in this team. Making players suck up to him just retain their team spot. In my eyes I see a lot of favoritism going on, and I personally feel Waqar has a lot to do with many of the current controversies within the team regarding selection.

Its because waqar reckons himself a great strategist rather than someone there to improve the players abilities

[Dann]

Waqar is a sheep of a leader. He sucked as captain, and he sucks as coach.

[emclub]

coz we are playing away from home

[Torpedo]

We don't want Zimbabwe to ever leave test cricket again, so we let them win.

[W63L35]

No excuses......


Only one reason:

[Poison]

As bad as we can be at batting I just don't see us losing 10 wickets here, let alone 20.

[freelance_cricketer]

Originally Posted by W63L35 No excuses...... Only one reason:

Ijaz Butt doesn't play Cricket himself, the fact is that Pak cricket team currently is just very weak

[W63L35]

Originally Posted by freelance_cricketer Ijaz Butt doesn't play Cricket himself, the fact is that Pak cricket team currently is just very weak

Yes, these players decided to rest themselves?

Mohammad Yousaf
Mohammad Aamir
Mohammad Asif
Tanveer Ahmed
http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/match/461572.html
Wahab Riaz
Umar Gul
Salman Butt
Abdul Razzaq
Yasir Arafat
Hammad Azam
Tanveer Ahmed
Ahmed Shehzad
Asim Kamal
Fawad Alam


Regarding three banned player, if PCB had brains to educate and discipline the players, they would not have done the stuff they did.

[Poison]

Originally Posted by freelance_cricketer Ijaz Butt doesn't play Cricket himself, the fact is that Pak cricket team currently is just very weak

Lol at this conclusion, can always count on the Indians to bring the lols

[abc_to_xyz]

It can be DRAW.. loss, NEVER!

[talha3]

I really doubt we will lose. At the moment I would still consider a Pakistan victory twice as likely as a Zimbabwe victory.

Because in the batting department we don't have any new faces unlike the bowling department.

[Ashraful_Rox]

I can't see Pakistan losing this, Junaid Khan was bowling superbly and Ajmal did an excellent job, Zimbabwe is a strong team and they have been preparing for Test cricket for a while, will be a close contest with Pakistan winning.

[ahsan88]

Originally Posted by ElRaja misbah being too defensive damad for being on tour(whether he plays or not) hafeez not being a test match opening batsmen akmal jr throwing away his wicket wahab not swinging it back into right handers even though hes not on tour sohail tanvir being a trundler azhar ali not converting good starts junaid playing for lancashire missing warm up younis khan smiling after being dismissed asif being a crack head butt being chairman dropped catches in the slips even if we win, some of these will be mentioned.

You only missed Zardari being the President.

[JibranAnsari]

we can lose this test , our batting is prone to collapses. Does not matter who the opposition is.If zimbabwe make 350 then there are more chances of us losing than a draw or a win.

[NJamal]

Only one reason for our loss SHAHID KHAN AFRIDI.

[Pakhtoon_Rules]

Originally Posted by NJamal Only one reason for our loss SHAHID KHAN AFRIDI.

Good one mate

[ExLegend]

Seriously we can't lose that would be too bad than again i want some changes to maybe losing might be the way forward , misbah wants to play that tuk tuk to save the test match

[Rizie]

im gonna bet on ZIM odds are 5.0

[Seen Sheen]

Originally Posted by JibranAnsari we can lose this test , our batting is prone to collapses. Does not matter who the opposition is.If zimbabwe make 350 then there are more chances of us losing than a draw or a win.

Like we did against South Africa ?

That's the very reason why I call you a doomster. Even against Zimbabwe, you are not backing us.

*sigh*

[frenchcut]

Problem with these series (or one-off tests) against Ban, Zim is there is usually nothing to gain and everything to lose. A win here will mean nothing ("So what, it's only Zimbabwe ") while a loss is like the end of the world.

For this reason I rated Dravid's hundred against WI very highly in the series right before the England debacle. Most people thought it didn't signal a return to form because "it's just West Indies" but we only won that series 1-0. Sometimes feasting against weaker opposition is necessary if only for the embarrassment it helps avoid. Case in point being that match winning inzamam innings against BD (1 wicket win).

[Black Zero]

Originally Posted by abc_to_xyz It can be DRAW.. loss, NEVER!

It's a loss.