A song about England in India (thread contains unbelievable poetry)

[Robert]

To the tune of "Don't Cry for me, Argentina". All together now....

You don't frighten me, large India
The truth is, we will defeat you
We had Mumbai fun
and soon it's 3-1
You can't get Cook out,
hear Sunny sook out!

KP is getting his eye in
Your fielders are slowly dyin'
He's far too clever
they're chasing leather
You can't play Monty,
you bunch of donkeys!

You reckoned you would brownwash us
The trouble is: you're atrocious!

[khanz141]

hahahahah its pretty corny actually

But aren't you out to troll the indians after the second test. That wasn't the case when the first test was going on. Good for you

[GentleMan]

Double shame on you England,
The truth is you cannot stand.
Without the help of a saffer hand,
Yet you call it the english band.

Even then we were prepared,
To make your UN team run scared.
Your Finns, Andersons and Broads,
Would be buried on our Indian roads.

But how shameless you are,
Playing our son of sardar.
Using one of our own on us,
Uncle Rob, THAT is atrocious.

Our son Mudhsuden became Monty,
Cant a brown have his identity.
This was always your hypocricy,
Divide and rule, your policy.

Now you jump on imported glory,
That has always been your story.
Talk when you have 11 Englishmen,
Or when Monty becomes Mudhsuden.

[cricket sport]

Originally Posted by GentleMan Double shame on you England, The truth is you cannot stand. Without the help of a saffer hand, Yet you call it the english band. Even then we were prepared, To make your UN team run scared. Your Finns, Andersons and Broads, Would be buried on our Indian roads. But how shameless you are, Playing our son of sardar. Using one of our own on us, Uncle Rob, THAT is atrocious. Our son Mudhsuden became Monty, Cant a brown have his identity. This was always your hypocricy, Divide and rule, your policy. Now you jump on imported glory, That has always been your story. Talk when you have 11 Englishmen, Or when Monty becomes Mudhsuden.

What a reply!

[LethalSami]

Great COmeback Gentleman :hatsoff:

[DeadlyVenom]

what a thread and what a reply

[Vegitto1]

Good song Robert but you got ABSOLUTELY destroyed by the reply

[LethalSami]

Robert is coming up with a counter-reply, in collaboration with William Shakespeare's lost soul.

[PakPrince]

GentleMan just owned Robert whose song was not bad either

[IgnitedMind]

Originally Posted by GentleMan Double shame on you England, The truth is you cannot stand. Without the help of a saffer hand, Yet you call it the english band. Even then we were prepared, To make your UN team run scared. Your Finns, Andersons and Broads, Would be buried on our Indian roads. But how shameless you are, Playing our son of sardar. Using one of our own on us, Uncle Rob, THAT is atrocious. Our son Mudhsuden became Monty, Cant a brown have his identity. This was always your hypocricy, Divide and rule, your policy. Now you jump on imported glory, That has always been your story. Talk when you have 11 Englishmen, Or when Monty becomes Mudhsuden.

EPIC!!!!!! LEGEND!!!! What an ownage ....

[GentleMan]

no guys..it wasnt owning anyone..just some banter between me and Robert..i like to bring up the Monty topic which he doesnt like..but i respect him as a person..and will not call it owning..just some friendly banter.

[shan]

Originally Posted by GentleMan Double shame on you England, The truth is you cannot stand. Without the help of a saffer hand, Yet you call it the english band. Even then we were prepared, To make your UN team run scared. Your Finns, Andersons and Broads, Would be buried on our Indian roads. But how shameless you are, Playing our son of sardar. Using one of our own on us, Uncle Rob, THAT is atrocious. Our son Mudhsuden became Monty, Cant a brown have his identity. This was always your hypocricy, Divide and rule, your policy. Now you jump on imported glory, That has always been your story. Talk when you have 11 Englishmen, Or when Monty becomes Mudhsuden.

[Random Aussie]

Dont call them donkeys, they will crack it and charter a plane to fly home...oh wait

[A-1]

hilarious thread !!!!

loving the banter #KIU

[BlackThunder]

Originally Posted by GentleMan Double shame on you England, The truth is you cannot stand. Without the help of a saffer hand, Yet you call it the english band. Even then we were prepared, To make your UN team run scared. Your Finns, Andersons and Broads, Would be buried on our Indian roads. But how shameless you are, Playing our son of sardar. Using one of our own on us, Uncle Rob, THAT is atrocious. Our son Mudhsuden became Monty, Cant a brown have his identity. This was always your hypocricy, Divide and rule, your policy. Now you jump on imported glory, That has always been your story. Talk when you have 11 Englishmen, Or when Monty becomes Mudhsuden.

You are officially a living legend

[LethalSami]

1st POTW for Gentleman????????

nominate/vote folks





i don't see Rob coming back in this thread

[Sledger]

When Pakpassion does 8 mile..

[James]

Good OP, but the riposte was just out of this world.

[freelance_cricketer]

Originally Posted by Robert To the tune of "Don't Cry for me, Argentina". All together now.... You don't frighten me, large India The truth is, we will defeat you We had Mumbai fun and soon it's 3-1 You can't get Cook out, hear Sunny sook out! KP is getting his eye in Your fielders are slowly dyin' He's far too clever they're chasing leather You can't play Monty, you bunch of donkeys! You reckoned you would brownwash us The trouble is: you're atrocious!

LOL This is amazing. Confused whether to smile or cry.

[freelance_cricketer]

Now you jump on imported glory, That has always been your story. Talk when you have 11 Englishmen, Or when Monty becomes Mudhsuden.

Great reply. lol

[Random Aussie]

The GentleMan makes his mark on PP. POTW for me.

[RWAC]

Originally Posted by GentleMan Double shame on you England, The truth is you cannot stand. Without the help of a saffer hand, Yet you call it the english band. Even then we were prepared, To make your UN team run scared. Your Finns, Andersons and Broads, Would be buried on our Indian roads. But how shameless you are, Playing our son of sardar. Using one of our own on us, Uncle Rob, THAT is atrocious. Our son Mudhsuden became Monty, Cant a brown have his identity. This was always your hypocricy, Divide and rule, your policy. Now you jump on imported glory, That has always been your story. Talk when you have 11 Englishmen, Or when Monty becomes Mudhsuden.

Epic.

[Canistani Hero]

If the OP was hilarious..I have no words for the rebuttal.

[Saurav]

POTW for Gentleman

[Anfield]

Great reply from Gentlemen. Thoroughly enjoyed it.

[Anfield]

You should sing it in "waving flag" style .

[Robert]

Originally Posted by LethalSami i don't see Rob coming back in this thread

I have to wait for the Muse to return.....

[Canistani Hero]

Robert is back

[Desi_Joker]

If only India could rise to the challenge as well as GentleMan did.

[Sandeep99]

Gentleman!! you Legend...


Mr.Robert.... lolmax

[Gunther]

Clash of legends this is

[Ahson Afzal]

What a thread great reply by Gentleman

[jusarrived]

lol Nice ones from Rob and GM

[mmkextreme_1]

Rob must say that was epic but GM absolutely killed it

dayyyyum lmaoooo

[sachjinn]

And so the gauntlet has been thrown,
Leaving ole Gentle Man standing all alone,
For when his EPIC song proudly he did sing,
Little did he know, there would none be left a-standing.

And so it's with England, history gaily sings to us,
When thrown a dare, retreat's quick and without fuss,
For on the biggest stage, where challenges a-constantly appear,
England's World Cup cupboard remains miserably bare.

And so sadly it goes with both the language and the game,
The rest of the world plays them better and with fame.

"But we invented the game", English fans shrilly differ
Exposing their wrinkly bellies to the harsh Indian winter

"Sure you did, oh yes you did,"
"Chilling in other's lands, gives time to invent."

And thus emerges an adage 'bout the sceptered Isle,
That rarely can they rely on anything but their guile,
For sans the Indians and the Saffers,
Eleven little Englishmen, never give the shivers

[Namak_Halaal]

Originally Posted by Robert To the tune of "Don't Cry for me, Argentina". All together now.... You don't frighten me, large India The truth is, we will defeat you We had Mumbai fun and soon it's 3-1 You can't get Cook out, hear Sunny sook out! KP is getting his eye in Your fielders are slowly dyin' He's far too clever they're chasing leather You can't play Monty, you bunch of donkeys! You reckoned you would brownwash us The trouble is: you're atrocious!

Gold!

[Namak_Halaal]

Originally Posted by GentleMan Double shame on you England, The truth is you cannot stand. Without the help of a saffer hand, Yet you call it the english band. Even then we were prepared, To make your UN team run scared. Your Finns, Andersons and Broads, Would be buried on our Indian roads. But how shameless you are, Playing our son of sardar. Using one of our own on us, Uncle Rob, THAT is atrocious. Our son Mudhsuden became Monty, Cant a brown have his identity. This was always your hypocricy, Divide and rule, your policy. Now you jump on imported glory, That has always been your story. Talk when you have 11 Englishmen, Or when Monty becomes Mudhsuden.

More Gold!

[Sandeep99]

Originally Posted by sachjinn And so the gauntlet has been thrown, Leaving ole Gentle Man standing all alone, For when his EPIC song proudly he did sing, Little did he know, there would none be left a-standing. And so it's with England, history gaily sings to us, When thrown a dare, retreat's quick and without fuss, For on the biggest stage, where challenges a-constantly appear, England's World Cup cupboard remains miserably bare. And so sadly it goes with both the language and the game, The rest of the world plays them better and with fame. "But we invented the game", English fans shrilly differ Exposing their wrinkly bellies to the harsh Indian winter "Sure you did, oh yes you did," "Chilling in other's lands, gives time to invent." And thus emerges an adage 'bout the sceptered Isle, That rarely can they rely on anything but their guile, For sans the Indians and the Saffers, Eleven little Englishmen, never give the shivers

Welcome!

[velu]

this thread

[straightdrive1]

Watta A Thread !

[DHONI183]

Originally Posted by Robert To the tune of "Don't Cry for me, Argentina". All together now.... You don't frighten me, large India The truth is, we will defeat you We had Mumbai fun and soon it's 3-1 You can't get Cook out, hear Sunny sook out! KP is getting his eye in Your fielders are slowly dyin' He's far too clever they're chasing leather You can't play Monty, you bunch of donkeys! You reckoned you would brownwash us The trouble is: you're atrocious!

Originally Posted by GentleMan Double shame on you England, The truth is you cannot stand. Without the help of a saffer hand, Yet you call it the english band. Even then we were prepared, To make your UN team run scared. Your Finns, Andersons and Broads, Would be buried on our Indian roads. But how shameless you are, Playing our son of sardar. Using one of our own on us, Uncle Rob, THAT is atrocious. Our son Mudhsuden became Monty, Cant a brown have his identity. This was always your hypocricy, Divide and rule, your policy. Now you jump on imported glory, That has always been your story. Talk when you have 11 Englishmen, Or when Monty becomes Mudhsuden.

!!!!!

Gems and absolute killers both!!!!

[Pakistaniboy]

Give GentleMan a legendary status!

[JustListen]

POTW Gentleman

[sam_ahm]

very nice thread and brilliant posts by both gentleman and Robert... even sachjinn has been very good in his post!!!

[The Dark Corner]

Hilarious by the cookie.

[DeadlyVenom]

Originally Posted by sachjinn And so the gauntlet has been thrown, Leaving ole Gentle Man standing all alone, For when his EPIC song proudly he did sing, Little did he know, there would none be left a-standing. And so it's with England, history gaily sings to us, When thrown a dare, retreat's quick and without fuss, For on the biggest stage, where challenges a-constantly appear, England's World Cup cupboard remains miserably bare. And so sadly it goes with both the language and the game, The rest of the world plays them better and with fame. "But we invented the game", English fans shrilly differ Exposing their wrinkly bellies to the harsh Indian winter "Sure you did, oh yes you did," "Chilling in other's lands, gives time to invent." And thus emerges an adage 'bout the sceptered Isle, That rarely can they rely on anything but their guile, For sans the Indians and the Saffers, Eleven little Englishmen, never give the shivers

amazing.

Indian 2 England 1

[Robert]

PP rap battle will be rejoined......

[shah_1]

Gentleman

What a reply

[pakistanalltheway]

Originally Posted by GentleMan Double shame on you England, The truth is you cannot stand. Without the help of a saffer hand, Yet you call it the english band. Even then we were prepared, To make your UN team run scared. Your Finns, Andersons and Broads, Would be buried on our Indian roads. But how shameless you are, Playing our son of sardar. Using one of our own on us, Uncle Rob, THAT is atrocious. Our son Mudhsuden became Monty, Cant a brown have his identity. This was always your hypocricy, Divide and rule, your policy. Now you jump on imported glory, That has always been your story. Talk when you have 11 Englishmen, Or when Monty becomes Mudhsuden.

Did you make this up on the spot ?
You legend
This one of the best replies I have ever read in the history of PP .

[pakistanalltheway]

Originally Posted by Sledger When Pakpassion does 8 mile..

So true

[talha3]

Just when you thought you've seen every type of thread on PP. Great stuff from all 3 contributors!

[BlackThunder]

This thread is just EPIC!

[Bashira_taeli]

GM my man

[Vegitto1]

What a reply gentleman
You deserve a standing ovation
Taking the Englishman out
Now hear your neighbour shout

Your country is much bigger than mine
And only in IPL do your 'Stars' shine
Or against an Island off your coast
Whom you are always willing to play host.

You need turning wickets for your bowlers
Still all wickets are through howlers
You still call your spinners seamers,
What world are you living in you bunch of Dreamers!

You stop us from playing in IPL on your land
And still we white-washed England
Ours were not even turning tracks
But then we had bowlers, you have Jack!

O Wait! what am I thinkin
I forgot all about your great Sachin
Tell him its time to retire and do coverage
When age gets close to average

Moving on to your son of sardar
What happened to Bhajji yaar?
Has he been getting a phainty
Is that what reminded you of Monty

Does it hurt to see the Monty Dance
In India he would never get a chance
England selects Cricketing Stars
Indian team is full of wannabe "Rockstars"

BCCI should cancel the 4th test
no need to show us another English run-fest
Have mercy on Indian bowlers and the people
Why not have 5 days of IPL!!!

[Pakistaniboy]

Another one

[Desi_Joker]

Originally Posted by Vegitto1 What a reply gentleman You deserve a standing ovation Taking the Englishman out Now your neighbour shout Your country is much bigger than mine And only in IPL do your 'Stars' shine Or against an Island off your coast Whom you are always willing to play host. You need turning wickets for your bowlers Still all wickets are through howlers You still call your spinners seamers, What world are you living in you bunch of Dreamers! You stop us from playing in IPL on your land And still we white-washed England Ours were not even turning tracks But then we had bowlers, you have Jack! O Wait! what am I thinkin I forgot all about your great Sachin Tell him its time to retire and do coverage When age gets close to average Moving on to your son of sardar What happened to Bhajji yaar? Has he been getting a phainty Is that what reminded you of Monty Does it hurt to see the Monty Dance In India he would never get a chance England selects Cricketing Stars Indian team is full of wannabe "Rockstars" BCCI should cancel the 4th test no need to show us another English run-fest Have mercy on Indian bowlers and the people Why not have 5 days of IPL!!!

Legen-wait for iiiiiiit- - - - - DARY!

[GentleMan]

.. it keeps getting better..

[shah_1]

Good one

[DeadlyVenom]

fantastic

We should stop playing cricket and settle matches through poetry.

[IgnitedMind]

Vegitto

fantastic man...

Best thread in PP !!!

[Anfield]

Definitely best thread on PP. This thread>>>>>Pakistan vs India nonstop nonsense.

[Safar55]

Originally Posted by Vegitto1 What a reply gentleman You deserve a standing ovation Taking the Englishman out Now hear your neighbour shout Your country is much bigger than mine And only in IPL do your 'Stars' shine Or against an Island off your coast Whom you are always willing to play host. You need turning wickets for your bowlers Still all wickets are through howlers You still call your spinners seamers, What world are you living in you bunch of Dreamers! You stop us from playing in IPL on your land And still we white-washed England Ours were not even turning tracks But then we had bowlers, you have Jack! O Wait! what am I thinkin I forgot all about your great Sachin Tell him its time to retire and do coverage When age gets close to average Moving on to your son of sardar What happened to Bhajji yaar? Has he been getting a phainty Is that what reminded you of Monty Does it hurt to see the Monty Dance In India he would never get a chance England selects Cricketing Stars Indian team is full of wannabe "Rockstars" BCCI should cancel the 4th test no need to show us another English run-fest Have mercy on Indian bowlers and the people Why not have 5 days of IPL!!!

good one

[LethalSami]

fantastic stuff Vegitto, You the man
you just outdid the Indian newbie, the Gentleman

i wish we had more threads like this
where everyone can just come in and take a pisss

I ain't trying to be some lyrical genius
its just that, i don't wanna feel like Odysseus

i hope we can keep this going
it helps keep the creative juices flowing

[James]

This has the potential to be a legendary thread. I expect contributions from everybody at some point.

I'm readying mine.

[SL_Fan]

Lmao brilliant stuff

Keep them coming

[Saurav]

lol we have some talented PPers:asad

[justarslan]

Originally Posted by Vegitto1 What a reply gentleman You deserve a standing ovation Taking the Englishman out Now hear your neighbour shout Your country is much bigger than mine And only in IPL do your 'Stars' shine Or against an Island off your coast Whom you are always willing to play host. You need turning wickets for your bowlers Still all wickets are through howlers You still call your spinners seamers, What world are you living in you bunch of Dreamers! You stop us from playing in IPL on your land And still we white-washed England Ours were not even turning tracks But then we had bowlers, you have Jack! O Wait! what am I thinkin I forgot all about your great Sachin Tell him its time to retire and do coverage When age gets close to average Moving on to your son of sardar What happened to Bhajji yaar? Has he been getting a phainty Is that what reminded you of Monty Does it hurt to see the Monty Dance In India he would never get a chance England selects Cricketing Stars Indian team is full of wannabe "Rockstars" BCCI should cancel the 4th test no need to show us another English run-fest Have mercy on Indian bowlers and the people Why not have 5 days of IPL!!!

Brilliant stuff.

[Robert]

Originally Posted by Vegitto1 O Wait! what am I thinkin I forgot all about your great Sachin Tell him its time to retire and do coverage When age gets close to average

[Robert]

Hey, Gentleman! You've had your luck
tried to rhyme with your Uncle
but now he's woken up!
You claim your 'Son of Sardar' Mudhsuden
well guess what son, Monty's born in Luton!
How dare you invoke Divide and Rule?
Monty learned to play in a Bedfordshire school
I'm old enough to be Sachin's dad
& remember all the good spinners you once had
Bedi, Chandra, Venkat Prasad
their successors don't look to be all that hard
Apart from Ojha your spinners are whack!
You'd better look to the land of PAK
and import Ajmal! - there's a mystery spinner
Even Sandwich Fatel eats your chumps for dinner
Oh yes! I forgot to mention
All your batters save Pujara should be drawing their pensions
They really do need to get the lard out
in the field they stand still like cardboard cut-outs
Old Sachin just cannot be bothered at all
and now he can't shelter behind his Wall
Your boys schooled mine over at Ahmedabad
but they learned sharp quick,
now it's over for your lads
We got our revenge at Mumbai and Kolkata
your batsmen are quaking, your bowlers are battered
Then there's your "pacers", that's oxymoronic
You had Kapil Dev once, now they're all chronic
-ly lacking in skill, Zaheer's over the hill
Try to scare us with a Khan? Well, he's not Imran
But talking of Kapil, you're not totally foundered
'cause if Ashwin could bowl, then he'll be an all-rounder
And here are my final words to alarm ya
Even Ian Bell's not scared by I-Shan't-Harm-Ya!

[sehban]

Originally Posted by Vegitto1 What a reply gentleman You deserve a standing ovation Taking the Englishman out Now hear your neighbour shout Your country is much bigger than mine And only in IPL do your 'Stars' shine Or against an Island off your coast Whom you are always willing to play host. You need turning wickets for your bowlers Still all wickets are through howlers You still call your spinners seamers, What world are you living in you bunch of Dreamers! You stop us from playing in IPL on your land And still we white-washed England Ours were not even turning tracks But then we had bowlers, you have Jack! O Wait! what am I thinkin I forgot all about your great Sachin Tell him its time to retire and do coverage When age gets close to average Moving on to your son of sardar What happened to Bhajji yaar? Has he been getting a phainty Is that what reminded you of Monty Does it hurt to see the Monty Dance In India he would never get a chance England selects Cricketing Stars Indian team is full of wannabe "Rockstars" BCCI should cancel the 4th test no need to show us another English run-fest Have mercy on Indian bowlers and the people Why not have 5 days of IPL!!!

Absolutely Great

[Anfield]

Originally Posted by Vegitto1 What a reply gentleman You deserve a standing ovation Taking the Englishman out Now hear your neighbour shout Your country is much bigger than mine And only in IPL do your 'Stars' shine Or against an Island off your coast Whom you are always willing to play host. You need turning wickets for your bowlers Still all wickets are through howlers You still call your spinners seamers, What world are you living in you bunch of Dreamers! You stop us from playing in IPL on your land And still we white-washed England Ours were not even turning tracks But then we had bowlers, you have Jack! O Wait! what am I thinkin I forgot all about your great Sachin Tell him its time to retire and do coverage When age gets close to average Moving on to your son of sardar What happened to Bhajji yaar? Has he been getting a phainty Is that what reminded you of Monty Does it hurt to see the Monty Dance In India he would never get a chance England selects Cricketing Stars Indian team is full of wannabe "Rockstars" BCCI should cancel the 4th test no need to show us another English run-fest Have mercy on Indian bowlers and the people Why not have 5 days of IPL!!!

another master piece!

[RexRex]

Originally Posted by Robert Hey, Gentleman! You've had your luck tried to rhyme with your Uncle but now he's woken up! You claim your 'Son of Sardar' Mudhsuden well guess what son, Monty's born in Luton! How dare you invoke Divide and Rule? Monty learned to play in a Bedfordshire school I'm old enough to be Sachin's dad & remember all the good spinners you once had Bedi, Chandra, Venkat Prasad their successors don't look to be all that hard Apart from Ojha your spinners are whack! You'd better look to the land of PAK and import Ajmal! - there's a mystery spinner Even Sandwich Fatel eats your chumps for dinner Oh yes! I forgot to mention All your batters save Pujara should be drawing their pensions They really do need to get the lard out in the field they stand still like cardboard cut-outs Old Sachin just cannot be bothered at all and now he can't shelter behind his Wall Your boys schooled mine over at Ahmedabad but they learned sharp quick, now it's over for your lads We got our revenge at Mumbai and Kolkata your batsmen are quaking, your bowlers are battered Then there's your "pacers", that's oxymoronic You had Kapil Dev once, now they're all chronic -ly lacking in skill, Zaheer's over the hill Try to scare us with a Khan? Well, he's not Imran But talking of Kapil, you're not totally foundered 'cause if Ashwin could bowl, then he'll be an all-rounder And here are my final words to alarm ya Even Ian Bell's not scared by I-Shan't-Harm-Ya!

Haha I like this one .

[JustListen]

Originally Posted by Vegitto1 What a reply gentleman You deserve a standing ovation Taking the Englishman out Now hear your neighbour shout Your country is much bigger than mine And only in IPL do your 'Stars' shine Or against an Island off your coast Whom you are always willing to play host. You need turning wickets for your bowlers Still all wickets are through howlers You still call your spinners seamers, What world are you living in you bunch of Dreamers! You stop us from playing in IPL on your land And still we white-washed England Ours were not even turning tracks But then we had bowlers, you have Jack! O Wait! what am I thinkin I forgot all about your great Sachin Tell him its time to retire and do coverage When age gets close to average Moving on to your son of sardar What happened to Bhajji yaar? Has he been getting a phainty Is that what reminded you of Monty Does it hurt to see the Monty Dance In India he would never get a chance England selects Cricketing Stars Indian team is full of wannabe "Rockstars" BCCI should cancel the 4th test no need to show us another English run-fest Have mercy on Indian bowlers and the people Why not have 5 days of IPL!!!

EPIC PWNAGE! Better than Gentleman's.

[JustListen]

Originally Posted by Robert Hey, Gentleman! You've had your luck tried to rhyme with your Uncle but now he's woken up! You claim your 'Son of Sardar' Mudhsuden well guess what son, Monty's born in Luton! How dare you invoke Divide and Rule? Monty learned to play in a Bedfordshire school I'm old enough to be Sachin's dad & remember all the good spinners you once had Bedi, Chandra, Venkat Prasad their successors don't look to be all that hard Apart from Ojha your spinners are whack! You'd better look to the land of PAK and import Ajmal! - there's a mystery spinner Even Sandwich Fatel eats your chumps for dinner Oh yes! I forgot to mention All your batters save Pujara should be drawing their pensions They really do need to get the lard out in the field they stand still like cardboard cut-outs Old Sachin just cannot be bothered at all and now he can't shelter behind his Wall Your boys schooled mine over at Ahmedabad but they learned sharp quick, now it's over for your lads We got our revenge at Mumbai and Kolkata your batsmen are quaking, your bowlers are battered Then there's your "pacers", that's oxymoronic You had Kapil Dev once, now they're all chronic -ly lacking in skill, Zaheer's over the hill Try to scare us with a Khan? Well, he's not Imran But talking of Kapil, you're not totally foundered 'cause if Ashwin could bowl, then he'll be an all-rounder And here are my final words to alarm ya Even Ian Bell's not scared by I-Shan't-Harm-Ya!

Nice reply, poomie.

[cricketpassion]

this is fun thread

[DoosraTeesra]

This is absolutely epic epic legendary thread.

Brilliant Stuff from Rob, GentleMan and Vegitto

[Ayaz1983]

Awesome thread, looking forward to more poetry.

[DHONI183]

Originally Posted by Vegitto1 What a reply gentleman You deserve a standing ovation Taking the Englishman out Now hear your neighbour shout Your country is much bigger than mine And only in IPL do your 'Stars' shine Or against an Island off your coast Whom you are always willing to play host. You need turning wickets for your bowlers Still all wickets are through howlers You still call your spinners seamers, What world are you living in you bunch of Dreamers! You stop us from playing in IPL on your land And still we white-washed England Ours were not even turning tracks But then we had bowlers, you have Jack! O Wait! what am I thinkin I forgot all about your great Sachin Tell him its time to retire and do coverage When age gets close to average Moving on to your son of sardar What happened to Bhajji yaar? Has he been getting a phainty Is that what reminded you of Monty Does it hurt to see the Monty Dance In India he would never get a chance England selects Cricketing Stars Indian team is full of wannabe "Rockstars" BCCI should cancel the 4th test no need to show us another English run-fest Have mercy on Indian bowlers and the people Why not have 5 days of IPL!!!

Hilarious!

Unbelievable stuff!

Originally Posted by Robert Hey, Gentleman! You've had your luck tried to rhyme with your Uncle but now he's woken up! You claim your 'Son of Sardar' Mudhsuden well guess what son, Monty's born in Luton! How dare you invoke Divide and Rule? Monty learned to play in a Bedfordshire school I'm old enough to be Sachin's dad & remember all the good spinners you once had Bedi, Chandra, Venkat Prasad their successors don't look to be all that hard Apart from Ojha your spinners are whack! You'd better look to the land of PAK and import Ajmal! - there's a mystery spinner Even Sandwich Fatel eats your chumps for dinner Oh yes! I forgot to mention All your batters save Pujara should be drawing their pensions They really do need to get the lard out in the field they stand still like cardboard cut-outs Old Sachin just cannot be bothered at all and now he can't shelter behind his Wall Your boys schooled mine over at Ahmedabad but they learned sharp quick, now it's over for your lads We got our revenge at Mumbai and Kolkata your batsmen are quaking, your bowlers are battered Then there's your "pacers", that's oxymoronic You had Kapil Dev once, now they're all chronic -ly lacking in skill, Zaheer's over the hill Try to scare us with a Khan? Well, he's not Imran But talking of Kapil, you're not totally foundered 'cause if Ashwin could bowl, then he'll be an all-rounder And here are my final words to alarm ya Even Ian Bell's not scared by I-Shan't-Harm-Ya!

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Great!

Originally Posted by DeadlyVenom fantastic We should stop playing cricket and settle matches through poetry.

Originally Posted by Anfield Definitely best thread on PP. This thread>>>>>Pakistan vs India nonstop nonsense.

Two very good posts and I agree.

Originally Posted by James This has the potential to be a legendary thread. I expect contributions from everybody at some point. I'm readying mine.

I am waiting, James.

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Originally Posted by Robert Hey, Gentleman! You've had your luck tried to rhyme with your Uncle but now he's woken up! You claim your 'Son of Sardar' Mudhsuden well guess what son, Monty's born in Luton! How dare you invoke Divide and Rule? Monty learned to play in a Bedfordshire school I'm old enough to be Sachin's dad & remember all the good spinners you once had Bedi, Chandra, Venkat Prasad their successors don't look to be all that hard Apart from Ojha your spinners are whack! You'd better look to the land of PAK and import Ajmal! - there's a mystery spinner Even Sandwich Fatel eats your chumps for dinner Oh yes! I forgot to mention All your batters save Pujara should be drawing their pensions They really do need to get the lard out in the field they stand still like cardboard cut-outs Old Sachin just cannot be bothered at all and now he can't shelter behind his Wall Your boys schooled mine over at Ahmedabad but they learned sharp quick, now it's over for your lads We got our revenge at Mumbai and Kolkata your batsmen are quaking, your bowlers are battered Then there's your "pacers", that's oxymoronic You had Kapil Dev once, now they're all chronic -ly lacking in skill, Zaheer's over the hill Try to scare us with a Khan? Well, he's not Imran But talking of Kapil, you're not totally foundered 'cause if Ashwin could bowl, then he'll be an all-rounder And here are my final words to alarm ya Even Ian Bell's not scared by I-Shan't-Harm-Ya!

Some brilliant rhyming back n forth, but here man this is peerless!!

[GLORY OF '92]

Magnificent i am preparing.