Indian Accuses Rana of Black Magic

[Imy]

India's fearsome express bolwer Zaheer Khan has accused Rana of black magic. According the Zaheer how can Rana the number 3 or 4 bolwer of Pakstaan hit 145 Kph while I and my fearsome express bowler Irfan Pathan can only hit 133. Its black magic I tell you Zaheer claims or Rana is taking some thing to get that searing pace of 145 KPH.
Zaheer later disclosed that to get over BWI syndrome (Bowling while Indian) Zaheer is putting Viagra and Xlac in to his bean curry. He plans to harness the wind energy eminating from his butt to propel the ball faster to the rocket speed of 140KPH and Indian reccord.

[Civil]

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Mod's please add the laughing smiley from the old site, so that I may line up a post with hundreds of them on this thread.

[Muddaser]

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[Faisal Akhtar]

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[Muddaser]

Civil,

Just type ":" and "o" and "D"

Leave a space each for each smiley!

[Schiller]

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[Saqlain_doosra]

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[Sheikh_Ji]

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[Monsee]

That's nothing new..Paji (as in Urdu :-D) has used this technique of "Daal Turbine" for years to generate fearsome pace of 69 MPH...maybe Zaheer Khan should have contacted Dand Paji a long time ago :?d

[MIG]

I believe it is this Daal Turbine and its resultant output which is also responsible for the hole in in the ozone layer..... :oD

[Monsee]

Originally Posted by MenInGreen I believe it is this Daal Turbine and its resultant output which is also responsible for the hole in in the ozone layer..... :oD

Yesterday, I saw Barney on Pak cable T.V...I am still under shock...let me contact Barkley for new plan of action :-D

[MIG]

How could you not be possibly be moved by the gentle purple giant - what manner of stone resides in your heart, O Monsee !!!!

[amit]

the indian record is with ashish nehra, who bowled at fearsome speeds of 149.9 kph in the world cup 2003 :-D that is faster than what any pak bowler except shoaib and sami can bowl.

[Monsee]

I am overtaken by the spirit of "Barkley the Cruel" and he wants nothing less than the blood of the Purple Nuisance :?d

[MIG]

Barney may be anti christ but he means well ...... In his immortal words Super Dee Duper Time !! ( with a little jig and jump on the side )

[Monsee]

Originally Posted by amit the indian record is with ashish nehra, who bowled at fearsome speeds of 149.9 kph in the world cup 2003 :-D that is faster than what any pak bowler except shoaib and sami can bowl.

Hasish Nehrie is some Fast bowler...his Physique is just legandary...maybe he used a Super Daal Turbine to boost his speed...BTW, I still say Anil Kumble is the Fastest Indian Bowler :-D

[Schiller]

ha ha anil should be waisay :-p

i personally like nehra though

[161]

what happened to that thread about the indian pace bowlers that was up a couple of weeks ago??

that was the funniest thread.

[Khalil]

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