Hair Retires...Joins a ________

[Monsee]

Breaking News:

This just in, from our correspondent 'Desi Ball Tamperor' from England, he has learned from reliable sources that 'Darrel the Lovely Guy Hair' has announced his retirement with immediate affect!

In a statement only given to our news company, 'The White Sh.it is the Bomb' News Agency (known all over the world as a promoter of peace) Mr. Hair said, "I Darrel Hair, announce my resignation cause I cannot work in an atmosphere where an honest Joe cannot be taken for his words...I have tried in the past against Murali, and all those other Asian trouble makers and now it is time to move on"

"I have been thinking it over about my new career move and that is when I have started hearing a voice inside my head; it told me that the lord has chosen me for a special mission. I tried to fight this inner voice but it just felt like there was a small girl trapped inside me and now I am at peace with my inner self"

"So in order to do the bidding for the lord, I have decided to join a Convent. I shall promote peace and harmony for all the white folks and will be at the peaceful convent of 'The Saints of KKK'...

Further updates to follow (Oxy take a cue and provide a photo of Mr. Hair in his new attire)

[Oxy]

[Monsee]

Originally Posted by Oxy™

HaHaHa


How about this one...this is the only thing I could find:

[iZeeshan]

you guys are great

[Monsee]

Maybe Jon Agnew and bunch of others are future blood brothers with Priest Hair at the peaceful convent of 'The Saints of KKK'...no wonder they can't see their brother getting a bad name

[Disco_Lemonade]

[Solid Snake]

Ahhh brilliant, lightens up a murky situation...

[Monsee]

News Update:

It is learnt from unreliable sources, that after a long and hard thought of few minutes and also seeing the support he got from his huge fan army (Agnew ONLY), Mr Darrel the Good Guy Hair have decided to un-retire and work for a good cause from now on...

He will now only be officiating in games involving brown countries vs White ones...to teach these inferior skin colored folks the proper way to bow down to the Superior human races like Aussies, England, and SA!

Since he wants to erase this bad behavior from the grass roots level...he will start by officiating in U10 cricket to ensure that those young minds do grow up loving their masters and not be like their ancestors.

He also told the reporter that "How dare Inzi and his Booyzzze protest against a fair man like me. You can all ask Murali how much he respects me or Shoaib or many other brown skinned players. They all know I am honest person"

Our reporter told us that as he turned around to come back, he saw a pack of pigs flying by but didn't know why that was...

[Monsee]

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