And Now...Official Weather for Kevin Pieterson!

[Monsee]

Seeing all the weather threads...I figured this will be quite appropriate for now:

Official Weather for Kevin Pieterson: Chances of a thunder and lightening event called 'Asif' are highly likely...you better feign a tummy ache or that a bad nightmare made you wet your diapers or something

BTW, chances of a Quick Hurricane AKA 'Shoaib' or a Swing Activity called 'Ronaldhino' is on the horizon too!

[jackal786]

Pietersen is not really scared. But he is defenitely not having clue how to deal with Asif. Pietersen should learn from the great players. Even if the bowler is inexperienced still the bowler is very much capable of bowling an unplayable delivery. He should know that and play accordingly. Asif has more tools in his hand to deal with Pietersen. He should pick the right ball to hit. He should only launch calculated assault. Rightnow Asif got a psychological hold over Pietersen. It is not that pietersen cannot dominate Asif. But Asif defenitely can really give him shaky moments. One way he can survive is come late down the order or pray for the openers to take the shine of the new ball.

[BAADSHAH]

Originally Posted by Monsee Seeing all the weather threads...I figured this will be quite appropriate for now: Official Weather for Kevin Pieterson: Chances of a thunder and lightening event called 'Asif' are highly likely...you better feign a tummy ache or that a bad nightmare made you wet your diapers or something BTW, chances of a Quick Hurricane AKA 'Shoaib' or a Swing Activity called 'Ronaldhino' is on the horizon too!

LOLOL - KP is a great player - but against Asif - he is nothing...

[Azam6380]

Asif will get him again...Pietersen looks like a complete novice against Asif....

[BAADSHAH]

Originally Posted by jackal786 Pietersen is not really scared. But he is defenitely not having clue how to deal with Asif. Pietersen should learn from the great players. Even if the bowler is inexperienced still the bowler is very much capable of bowling an unplayable delivery. He should know that and play accordingly. Asif has more tools in his hand to deal with Pietersen. He should pick the right ball to hit. He should only launch calculated assault. Rightnow Asif got a psychological hold over Pietersen. It is not that pietersen cannot dominate Asif. But Asif defenitely can really give him shaky moments. One way he can survive is come late down the order or pray for the openers to take the shine of the new ball.

if a couple of wickets are lost quickly and KP comes in early, even if he manages to fend Asif off - there will be no respite for him - because of shoaib at the other end!!!

KP should deffo get a doctors note for the rest of this tour

Against our 1st choice attack - he is nothing!!!

[cavin420]

Originally Posted by BAADSHAH LOLOL - KP is a great player - but against Asif - he is nothing...

Even against Shoaib , he is nothing!

[jackal786]

Originally Posted by BAADSHAH if a couple of wickets are lost quickly and KP comes in early, even if he manages to fend Asif off - there will be no respite for him - because of shoaib at the other end!!! KP should deffo get a doctors note for the rest of this tour Against our 1st choice attack - he is nothing!!!

May be they should send chris read up the order send Pietersen at 8!!

[BAADSHAH]

Originally Posted by jackal786 May be they should send chris read up the order send Pietersen at 8!!

LOL - reminds me of what my mate did a few weeks ago when we were playin brian lara cricket on ps2 - he came up with the brilliant idea of reversin the battin order so the ball would lose its shine - and then the big boys could come in and get a big score

interestin theory - but it didnt work - lol

[Gunner786]

guys u can pick on pieterson all u want,
but in 1 od the odi's he will make a big score and we will all look on in shick and disgust as to what kind of bowling attack we have who cant bowl out pieterson

[cavin420]

Originally Posted by gambino guys u can pick on pieterson all u want, but in 1 od the odi's he will make a big score and we will all look on in shick and disgust as to what kind of bowling attack we have who cant bowl out pieterson

yes, indeed he will score big runs, courtesy umpires & fielders, sure , i have never denied that possibility .

[BAADSHAH]

Originally Posted by gambino guys u can pick on pieterson all u want

OK

I hope when he comes out to bat - he has a few words with Asif - then Asif bowls an inswinging yorker which blows 2 of the stumps out of the ground - then pietersen in anger smacks the remaining stump with his bat - falls to the ground - and starts shouting.......DAAAAAAAARREEEEEELL HAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIR - WHERE ARE YOU - HEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!

[Monsee]

Originally Posted by gambino guys u can pick on pieterson all u want, but in 1 od the odi's he will make a big score and we will all look on in shick and disgust as to what kind of bowling attack we have who cant bowl out pieterson

Anyone who thinks that Pieterson will not have a good game in 5 ODIs is silly, really...he is an Int'l player, he ought to come good sooner or later but the way asif has toyed with him, so far, is just nothing short of 'Amazing'...

And trust me, we will not look in disgust at our bowling attack...only: short sighted, Arm Chair Critics, who have only played the game on a PC or only watched cricket rather then actually playing it, with the cricketing IQ of '-150', will be the ones saying such things!

In cricket, the same batsman can score a century against the same attack he was humiliated against...just the day before

[BAADSHAH]

Originally Posted by Monsee Anyone who thinks that Pieterson will not have a good game in 5 ODIs is silly, really...he is an Int'l player, he ought to come good sooner or later but the way asif has toyed with him, so far, is just nothing short of 'Amazing'... And trust me, we will not look in disgust at our bowling attack...only: short sighted, Arm Chair Critics, who have only played the game on a PC or only watched cricket rather then actually playing it, with the cricketing IQ of '-150', will be the ones saying such things! In cricket, the same batsman can score a century against the same attack he was humiliated against...just the day before

true - but we have faith in our attack!!!

[Monsee]

Originally Posted by BAADSHAH true - but we have faith in our attack!!!

Did I say "I don't have faith"...but you gotta understand, 'Chicken have a right to cross the road and play cricket too'...

[jackal786]

Pieteresen needs to make atleast more than 2 scores against Asif/Shoaib to compensate his failures. Strange things have happened in cricket. Probably he misses flintoff in the middle! Another excuse for him!!

[Monsee]

Originally Posted by jackal786 Pieteresen needs to make atleast more than 2 scores against Asif/Shoaib to compensate his failures. Strange things have happened in cricket. Probably he misses flintoff in the middle! Another excuse for him!!

And maybe he needs his paternal Grandma 'Mrs. Biatchy Hairy' to be standing on the other end too...wearing a White Coat

He probably misses her more then he misses Flintoff, the tooth fairy, or superman or whomever

[BAADSHAH]

Originally Posted by Monsee Did I say "I don't have faith"...but you gotta understand, 'Chicken have a right to cross the road and play cricket too'...

LOL - but if Asif doesn't get him - then the pindi express is gonna run right over him in the middle of the road!!!

[Monsee]

Originally Posted by BAADSHAH LOL - but if Asif doesn't get him - then the pindi express is gonna run right over him in the middle of the road!!!

...and then the Chicken will be laying 'Broken Eggs' for quite some time

Anyway, if he wants to have a decent chance at scoring a big one...he needs to understand that he must first put up a fight before trying to knockout the bowlers

I mean they do have a red cherry in their hands too and and they are not being called 'Arguably the Current Best New Ball ODI Attack' for nothing

[BAADSHAH]

KP is trying to imitate Afridi i think - LOL

THERE'S ONLY 1 AFRIDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

plus - KP doesn't have the hair for it!

[Schiller]

Must say monsee that both you and mig seem to be facing a slump as far as humor is concerned, too bad really

[Monsee]

Originally Posted by Schiller Must say monsee that both you and mig seem to be facing a slump as far as humor is concerned, too bad really

Far too easy for you to say that...especially after destroying my 'ICC issues stern warning...' thread

Most of the time, all you gotta say is 'This is utter rot' or 'Waisay so and so has a point' or

[Schiller]

Don't get defensive yar, it was a friendly point

[Monsee]

Originally Posted by Schiller Don't get defensive yar, it was a friendly point

I am not being defensive and Ijaz Ahmad is not a proper batsman; he showed his back too much to the opposing team...

[ammarz]

Originally Posted by Monsee I am not being defensive and Ijaz Ahmad is not a proper batsman; he showed his back too much to the opposing team...

but those no one can forget those kulharra strokes that he hit with his bat in to the pitch, for taking guard. unique!! in the way he destroyed the pitch and the aussie bowling attack

[sneekysneeky]

Originally Posted by Monsee Far too easy for you to say that...especially after destroying my 'ICC issues stern warning...' thread Most of the time, all you gotta say is 'This is utter rot' or 'Waisay so and so has a point' or

[Monsee]

Originally Posted by ammarz but those no one can forget those kulharra strokes that he hit with his bat in to the pitch, for taking guard. unique!! in the way he destroyed the pitch and the aussie bowling attack

Unique, yes; ugly, yes; Kulhara strokes, yes; showed his behind like a pro, yes; batsman, no

Waisay, I do have a point



What utter rot

[iZeeshan]

^^

Brilliant thread. KP has been screwed in the past four innings.

[MIG]

Originally Posted by Schiller Must say monsee that both you and mig seem to be facing a slump as far as humor is concerned, too bad really

Thanks - you seem your usual chirpy self as well - remember Marooned is unique in his style of writing.