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[Sage]

Well South India is a very odd case, because I know both of us are not very inclined to the prevalent tone, for a reason not obvious to many here.

But there are some gems and they are goers as well. Have heard stories from my cousin who went to both cities, and the girls over there actually approach you in the right setting, unlike most other cities in India. Don't know how it is in Bombay, but he said he had to charm their unmentionables off.

[Sage]

Have a crappy stream, low bitrate but no buffering. Had a better one for the last Test, but its no longer valid.

[Schiller]

interesting, south girls, good looking and promiscuous? might not be a bad idea to tool down there.
ive heard the same about bombay waisay. a bit like karachi i feel.

on that note, back with my ex
ha ha

[Sage]

EDITED: /

[Schiller]

edited in response to the above edited post.
think v think

[Sage]

U, remember the "Kids..." rules

Edit that post!

[Schiller]

edited indeed, we should get v here for sure now
ha ha

[Sage]

Poor V, I told her we'd stop editing our posts.

[Schiller]

what and lose the joy of her getting riled up about it??

[Sage]

We should just start a thread with a salacious title and just make empty posts and edit em right afterwards.

[Schiller]

now wouldnt that get her attn
not to mention Mig's as well, who the other day said we ruin threads

[Sage]

Or should I say salatious

[Sage]

I say we just find the most serious threads and start posting one of our gibberish conversations and completely ruin 'em.

[Schiller]

ha ha

i tell ya, PP is egtting to me as well, i have to think twice now before i use there and than
all amjid's fault as I see it
ha

[Sage]

Yes Mr #2, I see you going the AJ way

[Schiller]

never!!! that would be equivalent to death by a thousand cuts
and i would really like my post count to be erased, damn it
ha

[Sage]

You know you enjoy the reputation. You're the India of PP.

[Schiller]

ha ha ha
damn you

[Assara K]

with tons of requests..... 8)

My name's Assara- obviously am female- i support Man U and England in footie,- Pakistan, England and Lancashire in cricket,

i am currently gettin coachin from lancashire cricket club and inshallah will play for England Women one day!!

ermmmmm [smilie=42.gif] im kinda running out of things to say......

anything else???

[Schiller]

age, interests??

[Sage]

Welcome Assara,

Some further questions:

Did you read the old PP board on SportNetwork?
How old are you?

We'll go easy on you at the start. ;)+

[Schiller]

[Assara K]

Manchester born n bred im 14-but dont worry im very mature for my age [smilie=25.gif]

My interests; cricket, football, boxing, music- mcing-did play the piano, shopping, poetry, movies, adam sandler and amir khan

yeah i always read the old PP but never contributed!

since i dont really know you guys well, can you please introduce yourselves aswell??

[Schiller]

if you read the old PP assara, you shoudl know us,
and you mention piano and poetry there, lets hear more details

[Sage]

Oh, I wish I had the first post from the 3rd Kids thread saved.

Assara, did you read any of the old Kids threads? The massive ones with thousands of posts?

Myself, I'm 22 in the U.S. I'm rather immature for my age

Do you have any songs you wish to share?

[Schiller]

I matured early but then decided it wasnt worth it so went back to immaturity, in canada, from pak originally, so in british terms, freshie

[Sage]

Well, we all forgive U for his being a freshie

Actually, the Mona that posted on this thread is a huge freshie. Multinational Mona we call her

[catwoman]

Poetry?! Not another poet! [smilie=69.gif]

[Schiller]

"Actually, the Mona that posted on this thread is a huge freshie. Multinational Mona we call her"

[catwoman]

STFU, Sage. What happened to North American Desi unity?!

[Sage]

See Assara, her ESL classes are working quite well.

[varsha]

Hey people, I am back 8)

First of all, madame?? What is this?! I prefer princess V thank you very much

And the new V has arrvied - she will not get riled up about edited posts.....ah who am i kidding?! Sage sage sage sage! Please please please please tell me what you edited

Ok topic of discussion - i didn't really get what you were saying about south indian girls, please elaborate.

Imo, majority of the south indians girls are not pretty - long hair, oil literally dripping of their head...
Damn, I'm a south indian, i'm meant to be defending my race

[Schiller]

mona, youre a freshie, that alliance dissipated a while ago

assara, is that your real name? never heard it before i must say

[catwoman]

Originally Posted by Sage See Assara, her ESL classes are working quite well.

:s> Jealous of my Canadian accent, eh?

[Schiller]

darling sundar, madame V

[Sage]

Well South Indian is really an amalgamation of races, just like most of India

V, what do you say about the promiscuity bit? See anything in Bangalore?

[catwoman]

Proud CANADIAN PAKISTANI! ;)+

[Schiller]

i doubt if V would know. though at her age, anything is possible ';)

[Sage]

Yes Sundar V has finally arrived. Where is that pale awkard yet very horny fellow Gary?

[varsha]

Umar beta, don't you infuriate me! (

I would like to be referred as princess varsha, not madame or sundar. Thanks!

[Sage]

Well U, I was just asking Sundar about her observations, not really personal experiences.

[Schiller]

no mona, proud pakistani canadian

the horny female deprived gary ran to england for sundar v onlyto find pathan in the lounge

[catwoman]

Umar beti sounds a lot better, V

[Assara K]

my poetry is personal sumthin i can look back on and just say how i really feel- y'see not alot of people can handle the truth.....

nah i didnt read the kids threads i wish i had done!

i used to take piano lessons but decided to put them on hold so i could fully concentrate on my exams

i dont really have "songs"- then again my lyrics are personal if im writin lyrics theyre mostly deep and personal kinda like poems but if im freestylin then i can surely whoop summat up!! [smilie=27.gif]

oh... i also mc in spanish-just to be different

[catwoman]

Originally Posted by , no mona, proud pakistani canadian the horny female deprived gary ran to england for sundar v onlyto find pathan in the lounge

No, Canadian Pakistani if you're born here and Pakistani Canadian if you're born in Pakistan

[varsha]

Originally Posted by Sage Well South Indian is really an amalgamation of races, just like most of India V, what do you say about the promiscuity bit? See anything in Bangalore?

Um can you say that in a not so posh but 16-year-old english way please?

[catwoman]

Originally Posted by Assara K my poetry is personal sumthin i can look back on and just say how i really feel- y'see not alot of people can handle the truth..... nah i didnt read the kids threads i wish i had done! i used to take piano lessons but decided to put them on hold so i could fully concentrate on my exams i dont really have "songs"- then again my lyrics are personal if im writin lyrics theyre mostly deep and personal kinda like poems but if im freestylin then i can surely whoop summat up!! [smilie=27.gif] oh... i also mc in spanish-just to be different

Thank God you didn't read the Kids thread - it was rated R.

[Schiller]

"Well U, I was just asking Sundar about her observations, not really personal experiences."

no i realised that but let us hope sundar doesnt disappoint us.

so assara, lets have a glimpse?

and youre saying, in the words of jack nicholson, "you cant handle the truth"

[Sage]

Assara, se hables espanol? Let's hear a Spanish rap

Same thing with my poems, a bit personal, just wait for U's needling.

[Schiller]

and you were born in pakistan darling, lets not cheat

[Sage]

V, did you notice anything about the behavior of Bangalori girls when they were in the company of men?

[catwoman]

This should be a poetry-free zone :s>

[varsha]

What is this sundar-thing? I don't get it

[catwoman]

Originally Posted by , and you were born in pakistan darling, lets not cheat

:s>

[varsha]

I don't like bangalore girls - they think they are cool but they are not! Honestly, the way they dress and everything.

[Sage]

V, were you born in Britain?

Yuck, I'm surrounded by freshies!

[Sage]

V, what about the way they dress?

[catwoman]

Originally Posted by Sage V, were you born in Britain? Yuck, I'm surrounded by freshies!

So am I -

[varsha]

Nope, i was born in india, sage.

But i assure you, i ain't no freshie. I have a british accent. Sage, do you have an american accent?

[catwoman]

British accent? Puhleez :s>

[Sage]

Mona, don't lie. Assara might actually believe you're not a freshie #:/

[catwoman]

Originally Posted by Sage Mona, don't lie. Assara might actually believe you're not a freshie #:/

CBCD wannabe 8)

[varsha]

Their dress sense is terrible - i think so anyway. And it's the fact that they pretend to be cool when they are not which makes it worse.

Have you been to bangalore sage? What do you think about them?

[Sage]

V, I have a very strong Chicagoan/New York American accent.

[Schiller]

and I have a lord knows what accent

[catwoman]

Originally Posted by Sage V, I have a very strong Chicagoan/New York American accent.

In other words, Ghetto - right homie?

[Sage]

No V, I haven't been but I want to tour India in the summer.

Is their dress just fashionably bad or is it a bit obscene?

Mona, you coconut wannabe, be true to your passport!

[varsha]

British accent is better than the canadian accent - half american half british - come on, come up with your own thing, not i'm-here-nor-there! 8)

[Officer Barbrady]

You grew up in chicago? I have been there for a while.

[catwoman]

Originally Posted by Sage No V, I haven't been but I want to tour India in the summer. Is their dress just fashionably bad or is it a bit obscene? Mona, you coconut wannabe, be true to your passport!

Shut the hell up, I got a blue passport

[Sage]

Mona, nah bruh

We aint live like dat ova herr, an you ain built to front on me lil gurl

Take yo nonsense back 'cross the border, less ya wanna feel some heat from the gat, yamean?

[Sage]

Originally Posted by varsha British accent is better than the canadian accent - half american half british - come on, come up with your own thing, not i'm-here-nor-there! 8)

Dumb Canadians stealing our cultures.

[catwoman]

Originally Posted by varsha British accent is better than the canadian accent - half american half british - come on, come up with your own thing, not i'm-here-nor-there! 8)

Half American half British EH? Don't be dissing our accents, ya British fools. Convey my regards to her majesty.

[Sage]

Originally Posted by Marooned You grew up in chicago? I have been there for a while.

You in Chicago now? I've been in Chicago for about 12 years. New York for about 7.

[varsha]

I like american accent! It's so cool.

Sage, it's definetely not obscence, just terrible taste in clothes. Mind you, not all bangalore girls are like that. My cousins went on and on where you can find pretty girls in bangalore. if you ever go to bangalore, i'll tell ya where to go

[Sage]

Originally Posted by Mona Originally Posted by varsha British accent is better than the canadian accent - half american half british - come on, come up with your own thing, not i'm-here-nor-there! 8) Half American half British EH? Don't be dissing our accents, ya British fools. Convey my regards to her majesty.

She's your queen too, ya Canadian tart.

[catwoman]

Originally Posted by Sage Mona, nah bruh We aint live like dat ova herr, an you ain built to front on me lil gurl Take yo nonsense back 'cross the border, less ya wanna feel some heat from the gat, yamean?

How ya nigga dawgz doin in da hood, homie?

[Sage]

Originally Posted by varsha I like american accent! It's so cool. Sage, it's definetely not obscence, just terrible taste in clothes. Mind you, not all bangalore girls are like that. My cousins went on and on where you can find pretty girls in bangalore. if you ever go to bangalore, i'll tell ya where to go

;)+

[catwoman]

Originally Posted by Sage Originally Posted by Mona Originally Posted by varsha British accent is better than the canadian accent - half american half british - come on, come up with your own thing, not i'm-here-nor-there! 8) Half American half British EH? Don't be dissing our accents, ya British fools. Convey my regards to her majesty. She's your queen too, ya Canadian tart.

We only convey and salute Paul Martin, ignorant American

[Sage]

Originally Posted by Mona Originally Posted by Sage Mona, nah bruh We aint live like dat ova herr, an you ain built to front on me lil gurl Take yo nonsense back 'cross the border, less ya wanna feel some heat from the gat, yamean? How ya nigga dawgz doin in da hood, homie?

Mah niggaz been thirsty yo, been quiet in da hood, po po been knockin buses down, namean?

So wassup shorty, can a nigga get yo digits ma?