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[MIG]

Dont be heartless people !

The career, reputation and integrity of one of the "greatest" umpires now lies in ruins today and all you can say is "good riddance" ?

What is the problem with Pakistani supporters ? Have we lost all shame ?

Hair served the game of cricket in his own way for years and it took forever to understand his brand of love for Pakistan and people of that ilk and this how we pay him ?

As a proud follower of this game, I salute you Herr Hair! May your book sell forever and may Ponting and Warne write glowing tributes to you ( 10 words will do ) in their own books, whenever they retire.

The world of cricket will be poorer without this champion of honour and paragon of virtue....

[crocodile tears, followed by hysterical laughter can be heard in the background]

Pls write your message of support for our hero Hair - we will post it to Mr. Speed for delivery to Hair ( does someone have an extra $500K as well ?)

[Gasherbrum]

quadruple chin up, mr hair. your right to sue is still intact, unless they took it away with the golden handshake package.

[Oxy]

George W sends he commiserations:-

[zushy_786]

Originally Posted by MIG Dont be heartless people ! The career, reputation and integrity of one of the "greatest" umpires now lies in ruins today and all you can say is "good riddance" ? What is the problem with Pakistani supporters ? Have we lost all shame ? Hair served the game of cricket in his own way for years and it took forever to understand his brand of love for Pakistan and people of that ilk and this how we pay him ? As a proud follower of this game, I salute you Herr Hair! May your book sell forever and may Ponting and Warne write glowing tributes to you ( 10 words will do ) in their own books, whenever they retire. The world of cricket will be poorer without this champion of honour and paragon of virtue.... [crocodile tears, followed by hysterical laughter can be heard in the background] Pls write your message of support for our hero Hair - we will post it to Mr. Speed for delivery to Hair ( does someone have an extra $500K as well ?)

I sense the end of the migster when the lawyers come around to sue him for his pajamas...Character misrepresentation !

[Muhammad]

Well you people can laugh, but remember a man has been deprived of his livelihood, he's got family to feed has anyone give a thought to them?

[MIG]

Originally Posted by Muhammad Well you people can laugh, but remember a man has been deprived of his livelihood, he's got family to feed has anyone give a thought to them?

some people are even making fun of his "fiscal" attributes .... Sharam karo - doob marro....

As for another comment, one that I remember from a Munawar Zareef ( Marhoom) movie:

Jithan da "Donkey"[punjabi version], utthay aan khlota .....

[zushy_786]

Originally Posted by Muhammad Well you people can laugh, but remember a man has been deprived of his livelihood, he's got family to feed has anyone give a thought to them?

Deprived of his livelihood ? He should have thought of that before he held the sport of cricket ransom for his debaucary...

[robosapien]

hair mian! jahan raho, khush raho.... aur wahin raho.

[MIG]

Originally Posted by robosapien hair mian! jahan raho, khush raho.... aur wahin raho.

Wapis na anna....

[Oxy]

Originally Posted by Muhammad Well you people can laugh, but remember a man has been deprived of his livelihood, he's got family to feed has anyone give a thought to them?

Yes - all the time All proceeds of sales of my book 'Darrel - the booze, the women, the men' will be sent to his family

[MIG]

Originally Posted by Oxy Yes - all the time All proceeds of sales of my book 'Darrel - the booze, the women, the men' will be sent to his family

Zaalim Insaan!! Kiya iss din kay liyay tumhay MOD banaya tha ?

[MIG]

I expect more support for Hair from PPers - what happened to the fair minded people of this forum ?

[Khalil]

All proceeds will go the the Hair family

[Monsee]

Mr. Hair, upon your sad and sudden demise from the umpiring panel, I wanted to convey a wonderful and humane farewell message for you...it goes like this:

Zaat dhi khorr Killi Shateeraan nuun jhapaay...


And another one in English:

The witch is gone, the biaatch is gone...lets dance the night away


We shall all miss you...NOT

[Wiji]

As they say in Australia... "See ya later mate!"

[Amir]

Look at the bright side Darryl.....you have more time to eat now!

[TAHIR]

loose some weight.

[Taurus]

Thanks for the service, Hair. You scored the extra runs and provided the extra wickets this England team needed in the build-up to an Ashes series.

[nafajafam]

bubye !!

[PlanetPakistan]

Waiting for decision Maker 2

[jusarrived]

RIP hair .

happy now miggy ?

[Farhad]

It's time you get your own balls changed, Darryl. In the final reckoning, it was proven you did not have the balls to be on the umpiring panel.



"Of course, I want to keep on umpiring on international circuit", so said the humiliated shameless buffoon in the Press conference following his loss to Inzi!

[Hussain]

[Edit by Mods: Aaram Say Bhai!]

so that he may get a lesson for trying to destroy wonderful cricketers like Murlitharan, Shoaib Akhtar, Shabbir Ahmad and Inzamam ul haq
and for trying to dominate guys like Ganguly, Kaneria , Salman Butt

and for calling us Pakistanis "monkeys"

and the list goes on and on and on.......... I dont have any soft corner for this man

[UJ]

Sell your house in England and come live in Australia. I dare you.

[Daoud]

Originally Posted by UJ Sell your house in England and come live in Australia. I dare you.

You storing the eggs already?

[UJ]

Originally Posted by Daoud You storing the eggs already?

What I got in mind ain't got nothing to do with eggs.

[aabbasi]

Message fo Old Man:

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
Two wrongs are only the beginning.
The first rule of holes: If you are in one, stop digging.

Message for Icc : You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT
Message For aussies: All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets (aussies)
Message for Indians : Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

As some people are saying that Inzi had the last laugh, so here's one for inzi as well

Message for Inzi : He who laughs last thinks slowest.

[Daoud]

There was once a bloke from Mudgee
He was more than a bit podgee
He thought he bigger than the game
But all that resulted was shame
Now he just sits and eats fudge(e)

[nafajafam]

Originally Posted by Daoud There was once a bloke from Mudgee He was more than a bit podgee He thought he bigger than the game But all that resulted was shame Now he just sits and eats fudge(e)

yar, i am not sure how others feel. but with the above gem, your moderating liscense should be revoked and an immediate ban in place.

[Daoud]

Originally Posted by nafajafam yar, i am not sure how others feel. but with the above gem, your moderating liscense should be revoked and an immediate ban in place.

It was going along well until the last line. It was already pushing it to find one word that rhymes with Mudgee. A Haiku will be much easier than a lymerick

[MIG]

Originally Posted by jusarrived RIP hair . happy now miggy ?

Itna sakoon agaya... But I see no sympathy in your tone ?

[jusarrived]

haha... who knows? how many asian players career's wer finished off prematurely only cos of his bias,in his 10 yrs of umpiring....these are the guys who deserve our sympathy..hairs state isnt that bad either ,he is 60 and am sure has made enuf money to lead a good retired life..expect ICC to give him a decent compensation as well!

[MIG]

Guys ... this is sad but Hash has just sent me this pic of Hair - while we have been merrily chatting away on PP, Hair has been going thru a personal crisis - pls have some mercy...

[m_sohail]

Originally Posted by nafajafam yar, i am not sure how others feel. but with the above gem, your moderating liscense should be revoked and an immediate ban in place.

Daoud, perhaps listening to some more rap will help your rhyming ability...

[khilari]

Originally Posted by Oxy George W sends he commiserations:-

never thought i would say this

i endorse G. Bush's sentiments.

[Long_Live_Pakistan]

It is good for Cricket that you have left supervising it Mr Hair..

[Hash]

Yes MIGGY.


That pic was taken on the outskirts of Lincoln a few days ago. The man is going through a very tough time at the moment. All of our thoughts are with him. I hope he has the strength to fight his way through this very difficult time for him and his family.