Ode to George W. Bush

[cinderella]

ODE TO GEORGE W. BUSH (2003)

there are only three things in this life -- three! -- that are inevitable: excrutiating pain; endless suffering; and, in the end, george w. bush.

like the fetid breath of doom itself, george w. bush is ubiquitous.

like a scallion hoard of bulbous burgemeisters in blinding white dipthongs and hairless flexing duotangs, george w. bush is everlasting.

like curmudgeonly montebanks and their shiny brown fluxus on gutterwailing thoroughbreds of unctious vituberance, george w. bush is infinite.

like the rotting severed footlimbs of girlfriends numbers 12 & 3 mouldering in your bedsheets, george w. bush is undying.

like galloping swaths of born-again vegemites with flaming swaghammery locked tight in their bony grasps, george w. bush will always be there.
waiting for you nattering swarms of naysayers and nincompoops, naybobs and nimbles, like lovelorn holy rollers engorged with armageddon vindaloo, like love gone to pus, like ambergris and villanelles and marshall stacks and acid rain, not unlike a kitty head in the bowling bag of destiny.
yes, not unlike a kitty head in the bowling bag of destiny.

gaze upon him in fear, you silly stupid mortals, you stupid silly insipid mortals, you vapid jejunes and flibbertigibbets, you menial moribunds and tepid iguanas, you lame-fisted lovers of calvin and hobbes sunday comics and weekend episodes of six feet under...

george w. bush towers above you all, grating and witless and bizarre, wrapped in swaddling clothes and drooling madly, a fistful of Asian magazines in one hand and a pitcher of vanilla coke balanced on his
enormous knee, sticking rotten vegetables in his snotty bunghole and sucking his tears to sunday while the world licks its wounds.

george w. bush will always be there...

but, like god, he just might not be there for you.

[Adeel786]

Let me grab my dictionary.

[infamous9383]

Originally Posted by Adeel786 Let me grab my dictionary.

I need one too

[cinderella]

My efforts are so wasted.

[infamous9383]

Originally Posted by cinderella My efforts are so wasted.

its ok you are making the world a better place with your effort.

[Daoud]

So when did you write this?

[Mercenary]

It's a decent effort but too word heavy. I wouldn't put it any higher than page 40 in a poetry book eh Cindy?

[cinderella]

Hist 2372, Contemporary World in Perspective, response essay.

Yeah Mec, I'm just starting this writing business. Maybe I'll send you my works so I can utilize your valuable advice.

[Mercenary]

u wrote this for a history topic did you? I don't recognise a lot of those words are they actual words or were you using artistic license?

[Oxy]

If it doesnt mean anything to the masses, surely its impact is negligible?

Or is it a means of getting the grades, impressing whoever needs to be impressed - and then stuff it?

[qasim722]

IS it english or gibberish????

[cinderella]

They are words!
At least, I am pretty sure they are.
Sheesh.
Of course, purpose of everything is important.
Anyway, I posted it because it was rather humorous. Apparently, that was a waste of my time.

[PlanetPakistan]

Kon say words? All is see is a line of dots!

[UJ]

Whats everyone talking about??

[kablooee87]

would've been an interesting read. Then again, I can only guess.

[Easa]

Why did you edit it? I wanted to read it.

[Monsee]

Originally Posted by Easa Why did you edit it? I wanted to read it.

It wasn't her, it was the CIA/FBI joint collaboration

Now Bush will make money selling printed copies of that

[cinderella]

Ayte it's back up
And it's pretty funny.
And for the record, I didn't write it, I just presented it to a class and analyzed it blah blah.

[entralinks]

Funny girl haha, anyway I think it's pretty good cindy, well done.

[Geordie Ahmed]

I would like to say its funny BUT i havnt the foggiest what it meant

[entralinks]

Yar its an art Geordie, writing is an art. Cindy is an artist, creative, imaginative and complex. But most important of all, original.

[Geordie Ahmed]

Originally Posted by entralinks Yar its an art Geordie, writing is an art. Cindy is an artist, creative, imaginative and complex. But most important of all, original.

art or not, its like a foreign language to me

[entralinks]

Don't worry, it was foreign to the writer as well, er I mean foreign before it came to mind, yeah.