Wife Vs Husband - hilarious...

[MIG]

This was forwarded by my wife to me so there is an inherent bias !! - but hilarious all the same !

WIFE VS. HUSBAND A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" - "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws." W O R D S A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?" CREATION A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. " The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you! WHO DOES WHAT A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee." The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee." Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee." Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me." So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says.........."HEBREWS" The Silent Treatment A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up." Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. and Finally .... God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

[zushy_786]

Miggy, was this sent by a disgruntled, anti-male, and feminist by any chance

[MIG]

My wife !! I think there is a subliminal message in there somewhere

[Raz]

The last one was the best.

Question is Miggy have you found any evidence for any of the above claims in your own personal life? The reason I ask is that a psychologist any theory/claim needs supporting evidence in this case in the form of a case study to obtain any credbility.

[zushy_786]

Originally Posted by Raz The last one was the best. Question is Miggy have you found any evidence for any of the above claims in your own personal life? The reason I ask is that a psychologist any theory/claim needs supporting evidence in this case in the form of a case study to obtain any credbility.

It's all bull in my opinion but funny nonetheless, and all the evidence is probably written by a repressed anti-male feminist who has too much time on their hands...

[MIG]

The silent treatment one is soooo true - I just cannot hold my ground on that one at all !

[zushy_786]

Originally Posted by MIG The silent treatment one is soooo true - I just cannot hold my ground on that one at all !

That's when scotch tape comes in handy

[zushy_786]

Originally Posted by MIG My wife !! I think there is a subliminal message in there somewhere

Pretty biased but interesting....I'm starting to believe the following phrase more and more now: "After marriage men expect his wife not to change and they do" while according to women "after marriage, women expect her husband to change, and they DON'T"...

[iZeeshan]

Brillaint! Thanks a lot MIG.

The first and the last were great.

[abcofcric]

2nd one is the best ... and its true....