Want to be a joke ? Write South Africa off ! [SAFFER UPDATE]

[OZGOD]

Originally Posted by saffer hi sean firstly it's a flight of fantasy that I dissapear when we lose....I think you will find I've gone to the pub to watch the game...if we win I might come home and gloat....if we lose I simply " skip" the gloating , because well...there's not much to gloat about... I think you will find I havent been online for many games we have won too.....promise after we play against australia I'll come online ok ? (well because i'll have a lot to gloat about...993 runs is alot )

The stage is set for Saffer's entrance...

[OZGOD]

Originally Posted by around-the-wicket come on guys. this is not fair. I am no SA fan but this is just cheap shots. show some class please.

It's all good fun - if Saffer wants to dish it out he should be able to take it as well. He's a good bloke (just as long as he shows up to take his medicine).

[Daoud]

14 more runs.

Hindsight is such a beautiful thing but people do need to be careful about being cocky less they say something that comes back to bite their rear end

[Rickz]

Originally Posted by OZGOD The stage is set for Saffer's entrance...

[SHER-E-PUNJAB]

Atleast his team reached the Semis ..look at us we are home watching the matches from living room and attending celebrity marriages and appearing on breakfast shows . So we better not make fun of him.

[OZGOD]

Originally Posted by saffer everyone knows if australia bat first south africa will win by 10 wickets...but what is south africa bat first ? How many will we win by ? assuming we make at least a thousand ....and declare...we should probably bowl them out for about 7 ....(if they get a few lucky nicks through the slips) ... anyway....then on to the finals...

[WasimG]

Originally Posted by JustAnotherFan Hmmmm, hate to say this, but if moderators want to remove messages, then please remove the messages that provoked them, else go back to your zoos too ...

Our zoos and zoos around the world are full of imports from your jungle. Thanx again.

I'm glad SA got owned. Their fans provoked the dumb Afridi and the ban effected our world cup. Hersh exposed his trashy class. Nel accused Nazir to have verbally abused him and Smith said he's concerned about the 'Pakistani' crowd around the world.

Effiin illiterate bunch of chokers.

[DOOSRA95]

Originally Posted by around-the-wicket come on guys. this is not fair. I am no SA fan but this is just cheap shots. show some class please.

i will tell you what class is that auss team ....and for south africa being no1 in world Shaun slow medium pollock and that thing Ntini Well he was not even in team just play him on bouncy and home condition boys .It is a Privilage watching this Australian team play the onday and test cricket a great professional team.

[Savak]

Yeah man, **** the saffies, I never admired them as a team. They are a bunch of pussies who pick and launch their verbals aggression on weak teams but turn up without balls against Australia. Graeme Smith does not deserve to be a captain who wins the world cup. Id rather see Australia play and win anyday because frankly they deserve to as their standards are extremely high and they praise opposition players who play well against them at the end of the day unlike the proteas.

[Amir]

Originally Posted by around-the-wicket thats what i mean. now is not the right time. emotions are high. we can dish it out later. he didnt come on and hammer on us after we lost to ireland. dont hammer them at this time. it just isnt right.

Though we were cocky about beating Ireland....he takes it to a new level vs Australia!

Plus this is a Pakistani board? What do you expect? If I am getting stopped from bantering about other teams on a Pakistani board...then what site is this? Remember, PAKISTANI CRICKET first, otehrs after.


I am going to enjoy this very much.

[shahzad_1]

Originally Posted by saffer muyazzim.....I understand your pain...sadly that's very unlikely....south africa will win for sure....sadly there is no stopping them...they are too good.

HEHEHE................... DID NOT HAPPEN TODAY.
SORRY BRO.
DRINK SOME BUDWEISER, IF THAT DOES NOT KILL YOUR PAIN THAN TAKE
HYDROCODONE, THAT WOULD PUT YOU ASLEEP.

I know it's not right to make fun at this moment, but never liked RSA team because of their meany attitude.

[Sean]

Ahh Saffer. Your a halarious bloke. I'd love you to write us off again in 2011.
He's gone on another safari.

[shahzad_1]

Originally Posted by Savak Yeah man, **** the saffies, I never admired them as a team. They are a bunch of pussies who pick and launch their verbals aggression on weak teams but turn up without balls against Australia. Graeme Smith does not deserve to be a captain who wins the world cup. Id rather see Australia play and win anyday because frankly they deserve to as their standards are extremely high and they praise opposition players who play well against them at the end of the day unlike the proteas.

I hear you bro,

I am so happy watching them getting trashed today.
They deserve it.................

[Raza Sohail]

Originally Posted by Amir Though we were cocky about beating Ireland....he takes it to a new level vs Australia! Plus this is a Pakistani board? What do you expect? If I am getting stopped from bantering about other teams on a Pakistani board...then what site is this? Remember, PAKISTANI CRICKET first, otehrs after. I am going to enjoy this very much.

nobody is stopping you yaar. just asking for a bit of common sense. thats all.

[shahzad_1]

Originally Posted by SHER-E-PUNJAB Atleast his team reached the Semis ..look at us we are home watching the matches from living room and attending celebrity marriages and appearing on breakfast shows . So we better not make fun of him.

S...T happens, we didn't make it so what....
maybe next time.....
But so happy watching RSA getting trashed today....

[Milroastnescafe]

Did 'saffer' ever go under the moniker 'SA_1' on this forum or others?

[OZGOD]

Originally Posted by around-the-wicket nobody is stopping you yaar. just asking for a bit of common sense. thats all.

I think you're being a bit sensitive mate - it's all friendly banter between opposing fans. Saffer's a big boy, he can take it - he's not exactly the shy and retiring type. One thing I know about South Africans is that they can dish it out bigtime, but they can also take it in good humour. Saffer was doing a lot of chirping earlier in the thread, he can take some chirps back afterwards. This is nothing compared to the sledging that goes on between Ozzie and Saffa fans in the rugby.

Rule #1 is if you want to sledge and talk your team up during the match, you have to be prepared to cop the crap that will come your way after the match. Otherwise, keep your mouth shut and don't troll beforehand, then everyone will be nice to you afterwards (like JustAnotherFan).

[OZGOD]

Can we have a "Saffer countdown" on the main page of the site, counting down the days when we have the pleasure of Saffer's presence again? I hope we don't have to wait till 2011!

[Hash]

Originally Posted by OZGOD Can we have a "Saffer countdown" on the main page of the site, counting down the days when we have the pleasure of Saffer's presence again? I hope we don't have to wait till 2011!

this thread

[12thMan]

want to be a joke ? write South Africa off !

a lot of jokers here. no one believed Barry Richards. Let them suffer

[Sheikh]

Originally Posted by Sheikh Want to see a choke? Write South Africa off!

[siddharth]

Originally Posted by Savak Yeah man, **** the saffies, I never admired them as a team. They are a bunch of pussies who pick and launch their verbals aggression on weak teams but turn up without balls against Australia. Graeme Smith does not deserve to be a captain who wins the world cup. Id rather see Australia play and win anyday because frankly they deserve to as their standards are extremely high and they praise opposition players who play well against them at the end of the day unlike the proteas.

That one thing absolutely true for the Aussies and the Proteas .Even Aussie crowd also have no trouble praising the opposition .SA never appreciate the opposition .And not to mention abt their commentators .

[Amir]

If saffers does show up...I will give him MAD PROPS and IMMENSE RESPECT if he does.

[Hash]

saffer is a pakpassion legend.

He is a passionate South African guy (or gal, do we know?) who loves cricket. He/she madly supports his/her team and has a laugh on a good cricket forum with people from all over the world. I don't think he/she is being serious with his OTT predictions...he's/she's just having some fun. Some harmless banter.

It did backfire today in hilarious style though.

[PlanetPakistan]

Originally Posted by Hash saffer is a pakpassion legend. He is a passionate South African guy (or gal, do we know?) who loves cricket. He/she madly supports his/her team and has a laugh on a good cricket forum with people from all over the world. I don't think he/she is being serious with his OTT predictions...he's/she's just having some fun. Some harmless banter. It did backfire today in hilarious style though.

Yeah he/she is the Saffer-e-South Africa.

[volcyz]

Hes still suffering from the hangover down at the pub

[Asim2Good]

yeah don't write them off as chokers next time

[OZGOD]

Originally Posted by Hash saffer is a pakpassion legend. He is a passionate South African guy (or gal, do we know?) who loves cricket. He/she madly supports his/her team and has a laugh on a good cricket forum with people from all over the world. I don't think he/she is being serious with his OTT predictions...he's/she's just having some fun. Some harmless banter. It did backfire today in hilarious style though.

It's all good fun - but ya gots ta take yer medicine!

[waqar_ahmad]

yeah its definitely all good fun. i mean seriously, who expected SA to win this one

[Tupac]

Yo OZGOD,

whassup buddy? yo i gotta admit...i hate australia's guts. I hate punter, i hate gilly, and i hate hayden and McGrath too. I even hate some of their fans...arrogant and dumb. But yo i've been seein u on these forums man and I gotta say you put up with some unwarranted criticism around these parts just for bein aussie. Your a class poster and a good human being too. Props man, and take it eZ.

[salman24]

Hey guys don't call SA chokers
You will be jokers.

[JustAnotherFan]

Hmm, best thing of all though. 1 day later. I can think of the past few months and compare SA and Pakistan cricket ...

Who made it to the WC SF ... SA or Pakistan? ****, Pakistan didn't even make it to the Super 8 after losing to Ireland.

Who won the last test series between SA and Pakistan? SA.

Who won the last 20/20 game between SA and Pakistan? Let me see. SA won by 10 wickets.

Who won the last ODI series between SA and Pakistan? SA won the series 3-1 with the last 2 games wins by 10 wickets and 9 wickets.

So as a SA fan, I'll take the choking tag anyday, but Pakistan fans must look carefully at their own team. Before you dish out insults, maybe remember Pakistan cricket is not a team to be proud of at the moment.

I can be proud of SA cricket and look forward to when SA and Pakistan play against each other again.

[JustAnotherFan]

So is Saffer on a loooooooooooooooong safari this time around?

[infamous9383]

Originally Posted by JustAnotherFan Hmm, best thing of all though. 1 day later. I can think of the past few months and compare SA and Pakistan cricket ... Who made it to the WC SF ... SA or Pakistan? ****, Pakistan didn't even make it to the Super 8 after losing to Ireland. Who won the last test series between SA and Pakistan? SA. Who won the last 20/20 game between SA and Pakistan? Let me see. SA won by 10 wickets. Who won the last ODI series between SA and Pakistan? SA won the series 3-1 with the last 2 games wins by 10 wickets and 9 wickets. So as a SA fan, I'll take the choking tag anyday, but Pakistan fans must look carefully at their own team. Before you dish out insults, maybe remember Pakistan cricket is not a team to be proud of at the moment. I can be proud of SA cricket and look forward to when SA and Pakistan play against each other again.

I can't wait till SA travel to Pak espically for the test series. We haven't lost a test series at home since against India at 2004(pretty sure not 100%)

[OZGOD]

Originally Posted by JustAnotherFan So is Saffer on a loooooooooooooooong safari this time around?

I hope he hasn't been taken by a hippo or something!

[MIG]

When Saffer writes his autobiography - he will have a chapter called - "My most embarassing moment", featuring....

[JustAnotherFan]

Let me just apologise to the moderators for saying what I said in the messages that were removed. Didn't mean anything personal, however I wish moderators would keep up to standard and remove other messages as well. There is a lot of hate speech in this place.

Cricket is just a sport and far from being an aggro one, but some fans take it too serious.

[JustAnotherFan]

Originally Posted by OZGOD I hope he hasn't been taken by a hippo or something!

I was gonna say "I hope he didn't go to a lion park", but that is a bad joke in SA at the moment. An owner of a lion park had a stroke and his lions ate half of the body.

[Raza Sohail]

Originally Posted by JustAnotherFan Let me just apologise to the moderators for saying what I said in the messages that were removed. Didn't mean anything personal, however I wish moderators would keep up to standard and remove other messages as well. There is a lot of hate speech in this place. Cricket is just a sport and far from being an aggro one, but some fans take it too serious.

well let me correct you. YES you did mean something personal. and NO, what you said comes nowhere CLOSE to what has been said in this thread, even though I have objected to it previously.

three is a huge difference between friendly banter and the crap you spat out. try to get that.

[MIG]

Originally Posted by JustAnotherFan Let me just apologise to the moderators for saying what I said in the messages that were removed. Didn't mean anything personal, however I wish moderators would keep up to standard and remove other messages as well. There is a lot of hate speech in this place. Cricket is just a sport and far from being an aggro one, but some fans take it too serious.

point taken.

Guys - no racist undertones on this thread pls.

[Wazeeri]

I want to be a joke

[OZGOD]

Joke...rhymes with choke?

[iZeeshan]

I'm a joke.

[in_cutter]

Originally Posted by saffer oh well... love it....as a South African to be written off... wow....first time ever in world cups !!!!! Bring it on Australia !! I'll be here to laugh at you!!

[Hash]

so where the hell is saffer?

[Medic]

His account has been demolished

[the_game]

He is not coming back until the 2011 World Cup starts, trust me!

[Oxy]

Saffer was contacted by the South African version of Venus TV to appear in their WC show to discuss a cloe tie between SA v Aus.

It didnt quite go to plan...

Unfortunately, the host Barry Richards couldnt make it....

[the_game]

Originally Posted by Oxy Saffer was contacted by the South African version of Venus TV to appear in their WC show to discuss a cloe tie between SA v Aus. It didnt quite go to plan... Unfortunately, the host Barry Richards couldnt make it....

Ina-lillah-e.....!

[Inswinging Yorker]

saffer boasted too much...just like those biased south african commentators.

now their trap will remain shut until 2011 world cup because they have a lot of words to eat and a lot of blaming/ complaining to do.


I WANNA BE A JOKE SOUTH AFRICA WAS WRITTEN OFF SINCE THE LAST WORLD CUP

[salman24]

I wanna be a joke

[OZGOD]

Anyone seen Saffer yet? I hope he hasn't committed harakiki or anything!

[Raza Sohail]

Originally Posted by OZGOD Anyone seen Saffer yet? I hope he hasn't committed harakiki or anything!

misspelled it but still what a gem!

[SameerM]

rename this thread:


" want to be a CHOKE, write to South Africa? "

[Oxy]

I know we have a 'Sad Joke Thread' in Timepass.

How about a 'Sad Choke thread' in the cricket forum

[SameerM]

ok SO who is gonna organise and compile the CHOKERS top 10???

1. SA
2. SA
3. SA
...

u get my point ..lol

[Raza Sohail]

Originally Posted by SameerM ok SO who is gonna organise and compile the CHOKERS top 10??? 1. SA 2. SA 3. SA ... u get my point ..lol

didnt you see what Smith said. they are NOT chokers. how many times does he have to say it after losing in a crunch situation?

[iafzal]

Originally Posted by around-the-wicket didnt you see what Smith said. they are NOT chokers. how many times does he have to say it after losing in a crunch situation?

If I can take my crystal ball out it will be at least once every 4 years and maybe a few times in between too.

[inane]

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Tumbleweed rolls past

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Saffer still not sighted

[OZGOD]

Originally Posted by around-the-wicket misspelled it but still what a gem!

Someone from SA should ring up the hospitals around Cape Town to find out if anyone was recently admitted with slit marks on their wrists...

[Uzzy]

Does anyone know how long his previous Safari went on for?

[OZGOD]

Originally Posted by Uzzy Does anyone know how long his previous Safari went on for?

The time between the Bangladesh match and the England match I think...

[Sean]

Originally Posted by OZGOD Someone from SA should ring up the hospitals around Cape Town to find out if anyone was recently admitted with slit marks on their wrists...

Saffer's turned emo?

[OZGOD]

We miss Saffer!

[swazigold]

I wanna be a joke

[SameerM]

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HAVE YOU SEEN SAFFER
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[OZGOD]

Originally Posted by Sean Originally Posted by saffer hi sean firstly it's a flight of fantasy that I dissapear when we lose....I think you will find I've gone to the pub to watch the game...if we win I might come home and gloat....if we lose I simply " skip" the gloating , because well...there's not much to gloat about... I think you will find I havent been online for many games we have won too.....promise after we play against australia I'll come online ok ? (well because i'll have a lot to gloat about...993 runs is alot ) Well it seems that you are away for many days. If you win, you are on within the day.

Anyone seen Saffer yet?

[Amjid Javed]

Poor bloke...! I guess S.A will never pass the ultimate tests when it comes to World cups!

[Raza Sohail]

now that some time has passed...this is becoming a source of daily entertainment. there really is no way in H E L L this guy shows up on this board!!

the mods didnt like the countdown idea huh?

[in_cutter]

There should be a national forum hunt for saffer.....

[Straight Bat]

saffer
Local Club Captain
Last Activity: 25th April 2007 14:27
Offline


Been a while now...

[in_cutter]

Originally Posted by straight bat saffer Local Club Captain Last Activity: 25th April 2007 14:27 Offline Been a while now...

what was the score at the time?

[Rickz]

Saffer might have been on this forum, but as offline..........who knows he might be reading our posts right now while he is offline.

Saffer come back!.

[Straight Bat]

it would have started at half 2 so he probs went to the pub he mentioned earlier and never showed up again

[Mercenary]

Come on saffer, be a sport.

come back and take it like a man, dont choke at the moment of reckoning in honour of your team

[Amir]

Does anyone know what otehr forums he visits? It was like after England lost that test series to Pakistan, Billy disappeared for a while but me and Nauman found him on aussiecricket.net

[Genghis]

Hahah!!! What a great forum ... Saffer ... where are you???

[iafzal]

He was so sure about SA winning so I hope he did not wager too much.
Maybe he is hiding from bookies...

[hasbeen]

why is saffer getting all this attention? the guy is a coward who only comes on when his team is winning. he doesnt deserve all this publicity. i say we close this forum as saffer is a joke and we should not waste our time waiting for him to come back. This website is all about talking about the highs and lows of your team and not just show up when your winning and run away when losing. Saffer should R.I>P as should this thread.

[Oxy]

PM received from Saffer.

Originally Posted by Saffer Oxy, can you please inform the members that I have been busy washing my hair, and I will be back once my team get back to winning ways

I think we should respect anyone that has enuough hair to wash in these times of hair shortages.