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Old 7th August 2007, 01:05
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You know it's time to get married when..

During my recent trip to Pakistan something absolutely frightening happened to me.

I was walking down the street and one of the neighbors kids walks up to me and says "Salam UNCLE"

I stood there is disbelief as I had always been called "bhai" and never considered myself otherwise. But now this little devil flipped my entire existence upside down and thrust me without warning straight into "unclehood"

Sadly I now understand that I must say goodbye to my bachelors life of total freedom and bliss .. and on to being a grown up

Well I'm off to shaadi.com to make my profile -

if any ladies here interested plz let me know
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Old 7th August 2007, 01:17
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During my recent trip to Pakistan something absolutely frightening happened to me.

I was walking down the street and one of the neighbors kids walks up to me and says "Salam UNCLE"

I stood there is disbelief as I had always been called "bhai" and never considered myself otherwise. But now this little devil flipped my entire existence upside down and thrust me without warning straight into "unclehood"

Sadly I now understand that I must say goodbye to my bachelors life of total freedom and bliss .. and on to being a grown up

Well I'm off to shaadi.com to make my profile -

if any ladies here interested plz let me know
haha that has happened to me loads of times, especially teh poor kids. they say uncle please help kardain. before it was wird, but now i have become used to it.

by the way wat is ur age??
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Old 7th August 2007, 01:20
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LMAO!! Poor poor uncle siab.
Well uncle, don’t feel too sad. We all have to grow up some time and we all have to give it up sometime!!
A little advice mate. Make the most of uncle, because it sounds like this just crept up on you and surprised you very much. Next you'll have little bachay calling you bava jee!!
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Old 7th August 2007, 01:21
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haha that has happened to me loads of times, especially teh poor kids. they say uncle please help kardain. before it was wird, but now i have become used to it.

by the way wat is ur age??
If its below 30, then you should feel hard done by, to be called uncle!!
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Old 7th August 2007, 01:28
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If its below 30, then you should feel hard done by, to be called uncle!!

and that it is .. but not by much
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Old 7th August 2007, 01:31
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haha that has happened to me loads of times, especially teh poor kids. they say uncle please help kardain. before it was wird, but now i have become used to it.

by the way wat is ur age??

ermm i hope ur not like 40 - lol j/k !


thnx for the reassurance .. but it's to late now .. the deed has been done and my shaadi.com profile is up and being viewed .. it's only a matter of time now
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Old 7th August 2007, 01:47
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ermm i hope ur not like 40 - lol j/k !


thnx for the reassurance .. but it's to late now .. the deed has been done and my shaadi.com profile is up and being viewed .. it's only a matter of time now
wats ur profile url ?? maybe some female ppers might check it out .
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Old 7th August 2007, 01:51
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i just checked out shadi.com, and saw a profile of a women of 23 years of age (ok i was curious). u wont believe that her dad made the profile for her.
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Old 7th August 2007, 01:55
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theres another girl, and this time pakistani of 18 years of age. she is 5ft 11 inch. ( man that is taller than me, or not). she is fair but punjabi. her uncle has made a profile of her , but alas she has no picture uploaded.

hahahaha

man thees sites r hilarious.
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Old 7th August 2007, 01:55
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i just checked out shadi.com, and saw a profile of a women of 23 years of age (ok i was curious). u wont believe that her dad made the profile for her.

shaadi.com is a kicker of a site ... i actually made my profile a few weeks ago and the responses i have gotten have been quite amusing to say the least.


i've been getting a lot of responses from parents who want a doc in their family - one guy sent me photos of all 3 of his daughters and told i can pick which one i like
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Old 7th August 2007, 01:59
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shaadi.com is a kicker of a site ... i actually made my profile a few weeks ago and the responses i have gotten have been quite amusing to say the least.


i've been getting a lot of responses from parents who want a doc in their family - one guy sent me photos of all 3 of his daughters and told i can pick which one i like
oohh man ask ur parents bout this fiirst. i know a pakistani guy doesnt tell his parents when he wants to get married, even though if he really wants to get married, but tell them that u want to marry.
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Old 7th August 2007, 02:00
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theres another girl, and this time pakistani of 18 years of age. she is 5ft 11 inch. ( man that is taller than me, or not). she is fair but punjabi. her uncle has made a profile of her , but alas she has no picture uploaded.

hahahaha

man thees sites r hilarious.

hehe i saw a guy using Mohd Asif's picture as his own ... ermm or maybe it was the real Asif ?
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Old 7th August 2007, 02:01
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oohh man ask ur parents bout this fiirst. i know a pakistani guy doesnt tell his parents when he wants to get married, even though if he really wants to get married, but tell them that u want to marry.

no way man .. this is one thing that i am going to do by myself .. don't believe in arranged marriages at all !!!
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Old 7th August 2007, 02:11
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wow, we just type the name shadi.com a couple of times in our posts and the google ad of the site is displayed.
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Old 7th August 2007, 02:32
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During my recent trip to Pakistan something absolutely frightening happened to me.

I was walking down the street and one of the neighbors kids walks up to me and says "Salam UNCLE"

I stood there is disbelief as I had always been called "bhai" and never considered myself otherwise. But now this little devil flipped my entire existence upside down and thrust me without warning straight into "unclehood"

Sadly I now understand that I must say goodbye to my bachelors life of total freedom and bliss .. and on to being a grown up

Well I'm off to shaadi.com to make my profile -

if any ladies here interested plz let me know


Thats rough but miggy has been trying to live a lie for atleast 30 years now. so that should be consolation enough
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Old 7th August 2007, 02:48
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Sadly I now understand that I must say goodbye to my bachelors life of total freedom and bliss .. and on to being a grown up
oh please. what's so sad about getting married. everybody does all the nakhraybazi though inside everyone wants to get married quickly.

personally speaking I've been ready to get married since I was 12. it all started when I saw Shehnaz Sheikh for the first time. I knew then what true love was.
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Old 7th August 2007, 03:02
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oh please. what's so sad about getting married. everybody does all the nakhraybazi though inside everyone wants to get married quickly.

personally speaking I've been ready to get married since I was 12. it all started when I saw Shehnaz Sheikh for the first time. I knew then what true love was.
saw her here ?



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Old 7th August 2007, 03:20
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Thats rough but miggy has been trying to live a lie for atleast 30 years now. so that should be consolation enough

eh ... i thought it was more like 50 years

oh man .. i think we're both about to get banned
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Old 7th August 2007, 05:31
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when ur age is between 29-33
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Old 7th August 2007, 06:03
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I was first called 'uncle' when I was 15/16. My maulvi sahab would occasionally bring his son over. To my bemusement he told his son to call me 'uncle'.

I do have a friend whos 25/26 but we call him "uncle" due to his receding hairline.
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Old 7th August 2007, 06:30
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Hey speaking shaddi.com I made one on Mehndi.com once for fun and withing a week I got a response haha now she is a very good real life friends. so i dont regret signingup there, so far.
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personally speaking I've been ready to get married since I was 12. it all started when I saw Shehnaz Sheikh for the first time. I knew then what true love was.


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Old 7th August 2007, 06:32
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During my recent trip to Pakistan something absolutely frightening happened to me.

I was walking down the street and one of the neighbors kids walks up to me and says "Salam UNCLE"

I stood there is disbelief as I had always been called "bhai" and never considered myself otherwise. But now this little devil flipped my entire existence upside down and thrust me without warning straight into "unclehood"

Sadly I now understand that I must say goodbye to my bachelors life of total freedom and bliss .. and on to being a grown up

Well I'm off to shaadi.com to make my profile -

if any ladies here interested plz let me know
I seriously know one friend who may be willing to marry you I'll ask and will see what she says
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Old 7th August 2007, 11:31
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I thought it was time to get married when I saw girls in short skirts and rather than admiring the view thought "don't they feel cold".
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Old 7th August 2007, 14:13
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kashif77 - tells me ur names Kashif and was born in 1977

so i would say u are 29 going 30 lol

Its TIME to get married chacha-jee
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Old 7th August 2007, 14:28
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My aim was to get married before i hit 30 and i did it with 4 months to spare -

Kash work this one out which happend before i got married:

my mum is the youngest of 7, the gap from my oldest mamu to mum is say circa 20 odd yrs.

my cousins from my oldest mamu have kids who have kids which makes me technically a nana/dada - and i havent got a grey hair in sight!!!!1
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Old 7th August 2007, 14:48
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My aim was to get married before i hit 30 and i did it with 4 months to spare -

Kash work this one out which happend before i got married:

my mum is the youngest of 7, the gap from my oldest mamu to mum is say circa 20 odd yrs.

my cousins from my oldest mamu have kids who have kids which makes me technically a nana/dada - and i havent got a grey hair in sight!!!!1
u rnt a nana/dada. ur their uncle.
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Old 7th August 2007, 15:31
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when ur age is between 29-33
naw thats too late dude...
its 24-27
well at least where im from
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Old 7th August 2007, 15:34
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if my niece has kids wat does that make me? - a grand-uncle by rishta -
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My aim was to get married before i hit 30 and i did it with 4 months to spare -

Kash work this one out which happend before i got married:

my mum is the youngest of 7, the gap from my oldest mamu to mum is say circa 20 odd yrs.

my cousins from my oldest mamu have kids who have kids which makes me technically a nana/dada - and i havent got a grey hair in sight!!!!1
yeah your not a nana/dada, your a mamoo, or cachu... And im 17 and im a maoo already dude so nothing to worry about... i was a mamoo when i was 12 .
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Old 7th August 2007, 15:36
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if my niece has kids wat does that make me? - a grand-uncle by rishta -
realy?!?!? LOL!!!
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Old 7th August 2007, 15:38
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i have been mamoo/chachu from when i was 7yrs old based on actual rishta
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Old 7th August 2007, 16:02
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My 7 year old bro has 'nieces' (our cousins' kids) that are 2, 4 and 5...

There is a few more as well, including a 16 year old.
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Old 7th August 2007, 16:10
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yeah your not a nana/dada, your a mamoo, or cachu... And im 17 and im a maoo already dude so nothing to worry about... i was a mamoo when i was 12 .
he is a nana/dada. plsama me and u read it wrongly.

we missed a key word here,

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he is a grand uncle.
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Old 7th August 2007, 16:15
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have to sing HUM TO JAWAIN HAI TO MYSELF - HAHHAAHAH
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Old 7th August 2007, 17:14
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Hahaha....i know what you mean. I have been called uncle a few times recently and that's when i realised i have probably passed the stage where i used to call others as uncle. Now i have started saying Bhai to same people i used to call uncle couple of years ago
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Old 7th August 2007, 17:38
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he is a nana/dada. plsama me and u read it wrongly.

we missed a key word here,



he is a grand uncle.
yeah we did... my bad
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Old 7th August 2007, 18:55
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shadi.com is 2funny, i have a friend a year younger than me she is desperate 2get married her mums made her a profile on this website she has had some real funy responses, age doesnt matter u can get married when ever u like lolz my mums always tellin me that 24 is the limit for a girl im like yeh right il get married when i like ok
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