I forgive Akhtar for his allegation say Afridi

[iafzal]

I just saw this on Geo that Afridi has said that he forgives Akhtar for his allegation against him as this is the month of Ramadan. He also said the he did not report the incident but it was the PCB officials themselves who did that.

[akram_rejuvinated]

afridi so benevolent... or just covering his behind coz he is sh*t scared of akhtar?

[hellopak]

Originally Posted by Super_Freddie afridi so benevolent... or just covering his behind coz he is sh*t scared of akhtar?

Scared of Akhtar? how many people Akhtar already killed? Akhtar may have the skills of throwing stones on people, but he is will aware of Afridi power, the way he hits the ball with his bat, and even with his short run up how fast he could bowl a ball, and Akhtar is also well aware that how fast Afridi could throw a ball too.

So I dont know on what grounds you could say any one and especially Afridi will be scared of Akhtar?

[Raz]

Originally Posted by Super_Freddie afridi so benevolent... or just covering his behind coz he is sh*t scared of akhtar?

More of a case that Akhtar is sh*t scared of Afridi, for if we are to believe him and Afridi did insult his family why did he end up hitting Asif and not Afridi himself? Was he scared as to what Afridi would do, knowing just how much aggression is inside Afridi thats waiting to be unleashed.

[WasimG]

All of em are bloody liars. Asif says one thing, Afridi says another. Ofcourse Shoaib has his own version.

[hellopak]

Originally Posted by WasimG All of em are bloody liars. Asif says one thing, Afridi says another. Ofcourse Shoaib has his own version.

Would you mind sharing how Asif and Afridi are saying two different things? I beleive they both are saying the same thing. Infact all three are saying the same thing.

Which mean Afridi was making fun of Akhtar and his family, which made him angry but he doesnt have the balls to stand up to Afridi so when he saw Asif laughing at him, so instead he went after Asif since he knew they both share same genes and knew Asif wouldnt retaliate.

[Wazeeri]

I think Afridi is scared of Akhtar because if he swears at Akhtar's family again there is no saying who this guy would hit.

[DM]

helloPak, Raz, Waz

Originally Posted by Super_Freddie afridi so benevolent... or just covering his behind coz he is sh*t scared of akhtar?

That's not quite in tune with reality. Afridi would brutalise anyone in his path in a very vicious fashion. The 'man' can barely keep a lid on his brutal intentions towards opponents. In fact let's be frank there is no lid, he vaporised it when he first learned to think. In fact let's be frank, he can't think, his faculty of thought is drowned by the avalanche of violent mindless butchery that saturates his brain.

[aussie-pak]

Originally Posted by DM helloPak, Raz, Waz That's not quite in tune with reality. Afridi would brutalise anyone in his path in a very vicious fashion. The 'man' can barely keep a lid on his brutal intentions towards opponents. In fact let's be frank there is no lid, he vaporised it when he first learned to think. In fact let's be frank, he can't think, his faculty of thought is drowned by the avalanche of violent mindless butchery that saturates his brain.

symonds will knock him out cold.

though i do believe akhtar is scared of afridi.

[DM]

I don't even know where to begin in describing the horrific carnage Afridi will impart to Symonds...I hate thinking about it, it's making me depressed, so if you dont mind i'd rather not go there...

Afridi breathes combat.

[aussie-pak]

Originally Posted by DM I don't even know where to begin in describing the horrific carnage Afridi will impart to Symonds...I hate thinking about it, it's making me depressed, so if you dont mind i'd rather not go there....

[hellopak]

I do not think Afridi will brutalize any one, but being a pathan I am sure he is at least not scared of any one on or off the field. So there is no question of Akhtar being a danger for Afridi. Akhtar may bounced him in the net or domestic cricket or may even throw a beamer on him, but otherwise I don't think Akhtar or for that reason any one other than Younis or Gul could have the courage to stand up to Afridi.

[Boi]

Originally Posted by hellopak I do not think Afridi will brutalize any one, but being a pathan I am sure he is at least not scared of any one on or off the field. So there is no question of Akhtar being a danger for Afridi. Akhtar may bounced him in the net or domestic cricket or may even throw a beamer on him, but otherwise I don't think Akhtar or for that reason any one other than Younis or Gul could have the courage to stand up to Afridi.

yeh pathan power!!

[hellopak]

Originally Posted by Boi yeh pathan power!!

Not power, it is pride.

[lakha84]

Originally Posted by aussie-pak symonds will knock him out cold. though i do believe akhtar is scared of afridi.

you have no idea about PATHAAN power

[aussie-pak]

Originally Posted by lakha84 you have no idea about PATHAAN power

i cant believe pple think this way

its just a myth guys.

[Wazeeri]

Pathaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan Power

[in_cutter]

Originally Posted by DM helloPak, Raz, Waz That's not quite in tune with reality. Afridi would brutalise anyone in his path in a very vicious fashion. The 'man' can barely keep a lid on his brutal intentions towards opponents. In fact let's be frank there is no lid, he vaporised it when he first learned to think. In fact let's be frank, he can't think, his faculty of thought is drowned by the avalanche of violent mindless butchery that saturates his brain.

...ye just like his brutal batting in the recent T20

[purplehaze]

and the show goes on ...

[Easa]

Originally Posted by DM I don't even know where to begin in describing the horrific carnage Afridi will impart to Symonds...I hate thinking about it, it's making me depressed, so if you dont mind i'd rather not go there... Afridi breathes combat.

Too good!

[siddharth]

Originally Posted by purplehaze and the show goes on ...

Exactly i was thinking .These guys be it Akhtar or Afridi always want to be in the news . so i hit him ,i forgive him....

[Wazeeri]

It would funny if the PCB passes a Panchayat style ruling ie as Akhtar hit Asif, Afridi gets to hit Gul.

[PlanetPakistan]

Originally Posted by Boi yeh pathan power!!

oh no...not this again

[Oxy]

Originally Posted by Boi yeh pathan power!!

May explain why he is also a good dancer...being a Pathan and that....

[siddharth]

Originally Posted by Oxy May explain why he is also a good dancer...being a Pathan and that....

Talking abt Pathan ''courage''..

[Wazeeri]

This is what a pathan looks like



This is what everyone else looks like

[sohaib17]

Originally Posted by hellopak Scared of Akhtar? how many people Akhtar already killed? Akhtar may have the skills of throwing stones on people, but he is will aware of Afridi power, the way he hits the ball with his bat, and even with his short run up how fast he could bowl a ball, and Akhtar is also well aware that how fast Afridi could throw a ball too. So I dont know on what grounds you could say any one and especially Afridi will be scared of Akhtar?

AND AKHTAR HAVE THE POWER TO BOWL THE WORLD FASTEST BALL AND YOU KNOW HOW FAST THAT IS

AFRIDI IS SCARED !!!!

[sportacus]

I have met Afridi, had my photograph taken next to him and shook his hand and there was nothing beastly about him or being in his presence.

I think some of his 'phony' aggression on the pitch gets taken for real aggression of it. Indeed he was perfectly docile and not threatening in any way.

[DM]

Originally Posted by sportacus I have met Afridi, had my photograph taken next to him and shook his hand and there was nothing beastly about him or being in his presence. I think some of his 'phony' aggression on the pitch gets taken for real aggression of it. Indeed he was perfectly docile and not threatening in any way.

I'd wash my mouth with pepper and chilli if I were you, and declare it to Shahid in case he comes across this post first...

[Raz]

Originally Posted by DM helloPak, Raz, Waz That's not quite in tune with reality. Afridi would brutalise anyone in his path in a very vicious fashion. The 'man' can barely keep a lid on his brutal intentions towards opponents. In fact let's be frank there is no lid, he vaporised it when he first learned to think. In fact let's be frank, he can't think, his faculty of thought is drowned by the avalanche of violent mindless butchery that saturates his brain.

He has admitted it himself on so many occasions that I have lost count. Its funny how he then tries to relate it all the violence back to cricket, when inside he is churning to just say, I am going to taste that bowler's blood very soon, or he will be the next to be buried alive.

I am just eagerly waiting for the day when he just grabs some bowler or anyone for that matter and literally launches them for six.

[siddharth]

Afridi and his fans ,both are in the same league .A league of its own!

[akram_rejuvinated]

Originally Posted by DM helloPak, Raz, Waz That's not quite in tune with reality. Afridi would brutalise anyone in his path in a very vicious fashion. The 'man' can barely keep a lid on his brutal intentions towards opponents. In fact let's be frank there is no lid, he vaporised it when he first learned to think. In fact let's be frank, he can't think, his faculty of thought is drowned by the avalanche of violent mindless butchery that saturates his brain.

this is the first time i am witnessing a complete lack of brains or any other form of intelligence being celebrated as a thing to reckon with. and as my good friend aussie pak said, symonds could knock him out cold. well here is a short list of people more belligerent and significantly more powerful than this dim wit pathan (not to mention more talented):
1. symonds
2. shane watson
3. Chris gayle
4. Steve Harmisson
5. Andrew "superhuman" Flintoff
6. Steve Harmison.

[Hash]

Originally Posted by lakha84 you have no idea about PATHAAN power

is this the power to fart by any chance?

Because I could smell something very strange at the local markaz just now......most of the shop keepers there are pathan.

[akram_rejuvinated]

Originally Posted by Hash is this the power to fart by any chance? Because I could smell something very strange at the local markaz just now......most of the shop keepers there are pathan.

lol good one.

[deviously~fading~away]

Originally Posted by Super_Freddie well here is a short list of people more belligerent and significantly more powerful than this dim wit pathan (not to mention more talented): 1. symonds 2. shane watson 3. Chris gayle 4. Steve Harmisson 5. Andrew "superhuman" Flintoff 6. Steve Harmison.

the only guy in yoru list who might even make 'the beast' sweat is symonds!

[hellopak]

Originally Posted by Wazeeri It would funny if the PCB passes a Panchayat style ruling ie as Akhtar hit Asif, Afridi gets to hit Gul.

What kind fo Panchayat is it? Akhtar hit Asif and why not Asif hit back Akhtar?

[hellopak]

Originally Posted by sohaib17 AND AKHTAR HAVE THE POWER TO BOWL THE WORLD FASTEST BALL AND YOU KNOW HOW FAST THAT IS AFRIDI IS SCARED !!!!

Yes he can bowl fast but only if he is ever fit enough to play. Plus how many opposition players he already killed?

[hellopak]

Originally Posted by Oxy May explain why he is also a good dancer...being a Pathan and that....

Don't extrapolate few people to whole nation.

[DM]

Originally Posted by Raz He has admitted it himself on so many occasions that I have lost count. Its funny how he then tries to relate it all the violence back to cricket, when inside he is churning to just say, I am going to taste that bowler's blood very soon, or he will be the next to be buried alive. I am just eagerly waiting for the day when he just grabs some bowler or anyone for that matter and literally launches them for six.

When you see those interviews you realise that he is on another planet in terms of beastliness. He completely acknowledges his genocidal nature, and even announces it with some pride, some of the things he comes out with just beggars belief. Symonds, Flintoff, Dhoni etc - they'd never ever dare to think in that way in their entire professional lives. Afridi isn't bound by any professional convention whatsoever, it's stunning, his psychology, or lack of it, blows my mind!

[DM]

Originally Posted by Super_Freddie this is the first time i am witnessing a complete lack of brains or any other form of intelligence being celebrated as a thing to reckon with. and as my good friend aussie pak said, symonds could knock him out cold. well here is a short list of people more belligerent and significantly more powerful than this dim wit pathan (not to mention more talented): 1. symonds 2. shane watson 3. Chris gayle 4. Steve Harmisson 5. Andrew "superhuman" Flintoff 6. Steve Harmison.

Super_Freddie, I admire your (rather dangerous) brand of sardonic humour; I personally find it successful in being amusing and entertaining, though I wouldn't dare utter such words ever again, the Animal (Afridi) doesn't understand such nuance, he doesn't pick up intellectual subtlety. In fact he gets quite hostile when faced with an unknown, such as when he doesn't understand something.

You have to phrase it more obviously to him, so next time say something like:

"Here's a shortlist of people with whom Afridi could safely engage in unarmed combat only if Afridi’s right arm and leg were broken with heavy scaffolding, he was blindfolded, and use of his remaining limbs was impaired by medically inducing a massive stroke in the part of the brain that weakened his left side to such a degree as to render its motor function almost invalid. When his opponents would subsequently come out of their coma, they would then know their place and acknowledge in the future not to incur his wrath ever again" (he may not understand the meaning of the last part, but something along those lines).

[voodooray]

going by the comments in this thread i think afridi would be better off in WWE than cricket.
he will easily tear apart john cena and butcher the great khali.

[Wazeeri]

What kind fo Panchayat is it? Akhtar hit Asif and why not Asif hit back Akhtar?

You're not familiar with the panchayat system

[DM]

Originally Posted by voodooray going by the comments in this thread i think afridi would be better off in WWE than cricket. he will easily tear apart john cena and butcher the great khali.

Are you normally a black belt in understatement?

You're right of course

[The Blazer]

Oh dear. I think some have spent a tad too much time time studying Afridiology.

[Safar55]

Another funny thread... DM Keep up the comments on Afridi... you have a way with words... just like Shahid Bhai himself

[Raz]

Originally Posted by DM Super_Freddie, I admire your (rather dangerous) brand of sardonic humour; I personally find it successful in being amusing and entertaining, though I wouldn't dare utter such words ever again, the Animal (Afridi) doesn't understand such nuance, he doesn't pick up intellectual subtlety. In fact he gets quite hostile when faced with an unknown, such as when he doesn't understand something. You have to phrase it more obviously to him, so next time say something like: "Here's a shortlist of people with whom Afridi could safely engage in unarmed combat only if Afridi’s right arm and leg were broken with heavy scaffolding, he was blindfolded, and use of his remaining limbs was impaired by medically inducing a massive stroke in the part of the brain that weakened his left side to such a degree as to render its motor function almost invalid. When his opponents would subsequently come out of their coma, they would then know their place and acknowledge in the future not to incur his wrath ever again" (he may not understand the meaning of the last part, but something along those lines).

That last paragraph is just too damn...man I'm lost for words!

[DM]

Originally Posted by The Blazer Oh dear. I think some have spent a tad too much time time studying Afridiology.

I think we should enroll some of our sadly ignorant members to the course before the animal is made aware of the wild and dangerously misinformed allegations being hurled around.

Akhtar Vs Afridi is a no contest. Ditto for anyone else Vs Afridi. That's not a joke, nor hyperbole, nor any other form of figurative speech.

[PlanetPakistan]

Originally Posted by DM Super_Freddie, I admire your (rather dangerous) brand of sardonic humour; I personally find it successful in being amusing and entertaining, though I wouldn't dare utter such words ever again, the Animal (Afridi) doesn't understand such nuance, he doesn't pick up intellectual subtlety. In fact he gets quite hostile when faced with an unknown, such as when he doesn't understand something. You have to phrase it more obviously to him, so next time say something like: "Here's a shortlist of people with whom Afridi could safely engage in unarmed combat only if Afridi’s right arm and leg were broken with heavy scaffolding, he was blindfolded, and use of his remaining limbs was impaired by medically inducing a massive stroke in the part of the brain that weakened his left side to such a degree as to render its motor function almost invalid. When his opponents would subsequently come out of their coma, they would then know their place and acknowledge in the future not to incur his wrath ever again" (he may not understand the meaning of the last part, but something along those lines).

wow DM!

[12thMan]

Originally Posted by deviously~fading~away the only guy in yoru list who might even make 'the beast' sweat is symonds!

I must say it will have to be really hot that day

[jackal786]

Are we talking about street fight or cricket That too the hyping of Afridi as some sort of mohammad ali. What is the credentials of Afridi to be labelled as a thug who can never be beaten in a street fight other than hitting big sixes.

Let him have some valid qualifcation like Sidhu!

[DM]

Originally Posted by jackal786 Are we talking about street fight or cricket That too the hyping of Afridi as some sort of mohammad ali. What is the credentials of Afridi to be labelled as a thug who can never be beaten in a street fight other than hitting big sixes. Let him have some valid qualifcation like Sidhu!

Well he's not a thug, since thugs are commonly implied to be human beings, or homo sapiens.

[BD-fan]

Since the thread has moved way off course, here is my 2 cents which would contradict.

Does size matter? No. Bruce Lee could cream three Symonds in a flash. So harmi, flintoff, watson should not be considered. However, considering only cricket players Hayden, Gayle, Symond are bulls. No Bisons. Brute power radiats from their stare.

If size mattered then one would worry about the gentle giant. Inzi himself. I guess if he wants he can pick up both afridi and akhtar in two hands and throw them in the trash can.

Age don't matter either. Miandad still has it in him. He can teach these two jokers few lessons.