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Old 29th October 2007, 14:29
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Who's going to get injured in the dressing room tonight?

My best bet is Afridi. He is so hot tempered, that someone might say something about his no brain cell batting, a massive arguement breaks out and whilst all this is happening a guy in a mysterious dark cloak hands Shoaib Akhtar a bat.

7 Days is too long to leave the Pakistan cricket team in this state. Lawson is pissed beyond belief, not to mention all of Pakistan. Be sure to check back on PP often today, because I sense a few headlines appearing.
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Old 29th October 2007, 14:31
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Kamran Akmal has found couple of partners(Misbha and Afridi) in crime.
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Old 29th October 2007, 14:32
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Will Shoaib slap Lawson across the face this time? I think Lawson might be able to hold his on, judging from his built and fitness.
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Old 29th October 2007, 14:37
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lol at the thread title, cmon man we all know shoaib akhtar is a bad boy turned good boy ahem ahem *rolls eyes*
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Old 29th October 2007, 14:39
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Swing away Shoaib. I'd approve if you swing away at Afridi, Misbah, Akmal, Nazir, Hameed. And Asif, just for fun.
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Old 29th October 2007, 14:40
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I should imagine that their individual and collective prides are injured enough that the players may avoid each other.

Lawson should give them some stick 'over hot coal'. When you do badly, you have to face criticism and bloomin well learn from it.
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Old 29th October 2007, 15:27
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Bob Woolmer's main flaw was that he was too nice.

Sometimes the players deserve to be shouted at and cursed and told in no uncertain terms that they are not fit to be wearing the chand sitara. Lawson should ask Rao, Akhtar, Younis, Yousuf, and Malik to leave the room and let the rest have it like they have never had it before. Make them wish they were in bed with a hot water bottle and their mummy comforting them.
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Old 29th October 2007, 15:30
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[QUOTE=Hash]Bob Woolmer's main flaw was that he was too nice.

Sometimes the players deserve to be shouted at and cursed and told in no uncertain terms that they are not fit to be wearing the chand sitara. Lawson should ask Rao, Akhtar, Younis, Yousuf, and Malik to leave the room and let the rest have it like they have never had it before. Make them wish they were in bed with a hot water bottle and their mummy comforting them.[/QUOTE]


What, at their age? Sounds sick!
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Old 29th October 2007, 15:34
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What, at their age? Sounds sick!

ummmm, yeah, well make them wish it anyway
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Old 29th October 2007, 15:39
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I reckon afridi will get ***** slapped, probably by the rawalpindi express.
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Old 29th October 2007, 15:40
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does he have the guts? ;)
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Old 29th October 2007, 15:44
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does he have the guts? ;)
I don't think Akhtar fears anybody let alone Afridi who epitomises cowardice.
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Old 29th October 2007, 15:47
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no wonder his fearless struck Asif. ;)
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Old 29th October 2007, 15:50
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Afridi reminds me of school bully who picks one people who are physically smaller than him but the moment a dude his size comes along he runs like a scalded dog.
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Old 29th October 2007, 15:53
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when i read the thread title ,i thought ***? Then i read who started this thread . That made me
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Old 29th October 2007, 15:53
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Afridi reminds me of school bully who picks one people who are physically smaller than him but the moment a dude his size comes along he runs like a scalded dog.
and since when did that happen?
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Old 29th October 2007, 16:03
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and since when did that happen?
Afridi thinks he's macho when he shouts verbals at Akmal, Hameed and Kaneria but doesn't have the balls to say anything to anyone his own size.
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Old 29th October 2007, 16:05
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fight fight fight....fawad and pathan... how old are u guys....sound like 12 year old....
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Old 29th October 2007, 16:05
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Afridi thinks he's macho when he shouts verbals at Akmal, Hameed and Kaneria but doesn't have the balls to say anything to anyone his own size.
where r u going wid all this?
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Old 29th October 2007, 16:05
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fight fight fight....fawad and pathan... how old are u guys....sound like 12 year old....
he's the one who actin big up.
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Old 29th October 2007, 16:17
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he's the one who actin big up.
you are the one who's in love with Afridi. It's true love makes you blind.
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Old 29th October 2007, 16:20
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Afridi thinks he's macho when he shouts verbals at Akmal, Hameed and Kaneria but doesn't have the balls to say anything to anyone his own size.

how can you say that? he is a pathan afterall
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Old 29th October 2007, 19:45
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Perhaps the pathans will form an alliance, taking on the minnows of the team: Asif, Tanvir, Nazir etc.
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Old 29th October 2007, 20:02
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C'mon pathan & fawad. we'r discusing who will fight in the pak dresing room not the PP one.

And yea i mised the match today after the 3rd SA wicket fell coz of skool....and i certainly dont wanna see the hi-lites but i am sooooooooo hoping that nothing hapnes and the team just get their act together this time coz i dont want anything like this happening in India.....that would be torture.
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Old 29th October 2007, 20:14
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akhtar Akmal with a doggy style..
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Old 29th October 2007, 20:18
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C'mon pathan & fawad. we'r discusing who will fight in the pak dresing room not the PP one.

And yea i mised the match today after the 3rd SA wicket fell coz of skool....and i certainly dont wanna see the hi-lites but i am sooooooooo hoping that nothing hapnes and the team just get their act together this time coz i dont want anything like this happening in India.....that would be torture.

u never know it might be the a pathan from pakistan team against Fawad Alam lol
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Old 29th October 2007, 20:20
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Rumour has it that Akmal was asked by Lawson to administer the punishment. Willingly Akhtar handed him the bat but.....he dropped it!
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Old 29th October 2007, 20:43
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Swing away Shoaib. I'd approve if you swing away at Afridi, Misbah, Akmal, Nazir, Hameed. And Asif, just for fun.
lol
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Old 29th October 2007, 20:47
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fawad, stop talkin rubbish, afridi has more fans than any other cricketer, he is a true star. a few weeks we were singing his praises, and his bowling in this series has been fantastic. afridi is a legend, so lets stop knocking him. if that shot hadnt been so brilliantly taken, afridi would have won the game for us. long live afridi
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Old 29th October 2007, 21:20
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u never know it might be the a pathan from pakistan team against Fawad Alam lol
oh yea good point lol....Afridi :"Oi kya kaha tu ne meri batting ke bare mey!"
Fawas: Array bhai mey to khel bhi nahi raha tha meyne kuch nahi kaha bhai!
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Old 29th October 2007, 21:23
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Rumour has it that Akmal was asked by Lawson to administer the punishment. Willingly Akhtar handed him the bat but.....he dropped it!
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Old 29th October 2007, 22:59
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Rumour has it that Akmal was asked by Lawson to administer the punishment. Willingly Akhtar handed him the bat but.....he dropped it!
LOL! I wish somebody would hand Akhtar the bat again and leave Afridi in the room alone with him with both hands tied behind his back.
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Old 29th October 2007, 23:01
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Didnt Shoaib give Afridi a playful bear hug during the last India series that caused Afridi to get quite sick and he might have missed a couple of games too?
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Old 29th October 2007, 23:36
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how can you say that? he is a pathan afterall
I'm not sure of all if you just joke around or you really overrate pathans. I've seen mascular pathans take beatings at the hands of skinny muhajirs/sindhis. One on one. Its about guts, not muscles. Pathans and blacks might be naturally stronger but guts dont belong to an ethnicity. And its not like those pathans gave a fight, they were literally running for their lives like a dead duck. Except that a dead duck dont run for its life.
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Old 29th October 2007, 23:40
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I'm not sure of all if you just joke around or you really overrate pathans. I've seen mascular pathans take beatings at the hands of skinny muhajirs/sindhis. One on one. Its about guts, not muscles. Pathans and blacks might be naturally stronger but guts dont belong to an ethnicity. And its not like those pathans gave a fight, they were literally running for their lives like a dead duck. Except that a dead duck dont run for its life.

i was being sarcastic pal! pathans aint got no natural advantage etc.. its just a myth.
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Old 29th October 2007, 23:44
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i was being sarcastic pal! pathans aint got no natural advantage etc.. its just a myth.
Yeah I thought you were, but I get the feeling that some people actually buy that pathan myth here.
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Old 29th October 2007, 23:45
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Yeah I thought you were, but I get the feeling that some people actually buy that pathan myth here.
well these are the same people that idolise afridi and will dream about him tonight making a quickfire 50 off 10 balls.
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Old 29th October 2007, 23:56
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well these are the same people that idolise afridi and will dream about him tonight making a quickfire 50 off 10 balls.
12 hours ago I was one of them. Though obvioulsy I dont buy that pathan myth.
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Old 29th October 2007, 23:57
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12 hours ago I was one of them. Though obvioulsy I dont buy that pathan myth.

will you do the same the night before his next brainless innings?
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