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Old 13th December 2009, 21:15
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but then pakistani_banda (mustafa) arrives in the nick of time,
and saves ayuub and everyone else from the horrible dance khushbu was doing lols.

he gives a heros speech and takes the other heroin whom mustafa actually came to save, and leaves the rest as they were
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Old 13th December 2009, 21:16
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Old 13th December 2009, 21:17
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but runs away with his tail between his legs after looking at the dance
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but runs away with his tail between his legs after looking at the dance
khushbu runs after him, only to decide to chase pakistani banda with an axe
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Old 13th December 2009, 21:22
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khusbhu call for help me and her runs to chase Mustafa Pakistani banda then
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Old 13th December 2009, 21:22
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too bad pakistani_banda is already gone with the lady he came to save and is half way around the world on his private jet plane.
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Old 13th December 2009, 21:25
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but the suddenly the earth starts to shake, and out of the ground hideous creatures appear and start to crawl after khushbu and ayuub, meanwhile mustafa's lizard senses start to tingle and he turns the jet back. mustafa and the lizards have a long history and the lizards have been released due to khushbu dancing.
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private jet plane stopped in dubai and i have kidnapped him and his gfs long list lol and demands where is khusbhu he says..
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she is with the fairies
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Old 13th December 2009, 21:29
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mustafa sees his lady being tortued by the evil ayyub, and gets up to fight back but then sees blood oozing out of his legs. the animal had cut of mustafa's legs, and his lady lay there unconcious. mustafa crawls over to her side, and feels for her pulse, but alas he can not find it.

then out of no where a blow to the head knocks mustafa unconcious.
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Old 13th December 2009, 21:29
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ayub is confuse who is fairies and khushbu hard to find mustafa come in to help me out
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Old 13th December 2009, 21:31
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mustafa sees his lady being tortued by the evil ayyub, and gets up to fight back but then sees blood oozing out of his legs. the animal had cut of mustafa's legs, and his lady lay there unconcious. mustafa crawls over to her side, and feels for her pulse, but alas he can not find it.

then out of no where a blow to the head knocks mustafa unconcious.
nhi oyeeee tadi te mein
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Old 13th December 2009, 21:37
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And Ayyub gives a loud shirling gargling laugh.. after which
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Old 13th December 2009, 21:41
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sit on a horse and goes out on a mission to kill pakistani banda
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Old 13th December 2009, 21:41
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mustafa wakes up in the hospital, not remembering who he was and what had happened to him.

his loyal employees fill in on him everything and tell him that due to the injury on his head he only has memory of 10 minutes, and that he will either need prostethics or be on wheel chair for the rest of his life due to his missing legs.

his loyal employees get mustafa's body tatooed with kill ayyub, [enter name here] was killed, find ayyub and kill him.

and mustafa chose the prostetics option and went for rehabilation.
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Old 13th December 2009, 21:54
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ayub thinks mustafa is acting so kill him there and says
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Old 13th December 2009, 21:57
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this is what will happen to people who oppose me, i finish them of.
but then mustafa grabs ayyub's leg and pulls him down onto the ground. ayyub is horrified, he was sure that mustafa was dead, but apparently he wasn't.

then mustafa takes his revenge and.... does nothing because his 10 minute mark had expired and he had forgotten everything. he sees ayyub lying on the floor and asks him who he is. ayyub taking the que escapes with his life and for the first time sees a makor flaw in mustafa, ie his memory.
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Old 13th December 2009, 22:01
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suddenly ayub love starts for Mustafa instead of killing he take him to dubai to make him so fit to make his sin finish for good but when his memory is back he thinks ayub is his enemy not friend but ayyub trying to convice him then wat mustafa says....
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Old 13th December 2009, 22:05
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why did you kill her?? what did i do to khushbu? you two were not even related or even friends while i loved the lady with all my heart and was going to marry her soon, but you took her away from me. WHY ??? ANSWER ME WHY???

to which ayyub answers....
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Old 13th December 2009, 22:07
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nhi yeh nhi ho sakta Allah meina sacha dil se gunnah ki mafi mahgi tuna ...then suddenly sad songs play in background n leaves the room and mustafa confuse and says.
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Old 13th December 2009, 22:11
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with tears in his eyes, mustafa forgives ayyub as he has repented and mustafa does not want to commit a sin. then suddenly the ring bell rings, and ayyub goes to open the door and he is surprised to see who it is........
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Old 13th December 2009, 22:13
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its none other than mustafa himself they both now have good strong friendship and starts a mission to find khushbu and mustafa gf ...mission starts

Mustafa says to ayyub that...



out of topic -- we can good movie from it lol seems like good story in making wat say dude
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Old 13th December 2009, 22:18
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off topic: ya thats what i was thinking, but i took alot of the story from ghajni, but made it better

on topic:

lets go and find you new love and they embark on the mission.
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Old 13th December 2009, 22:21
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on topic ---- mustafa and ayyub singing song together ...mustafa voice done by atif aslam n mine done by Ali Zafar and suddenly they see hot girls mustafa teaches ayyub how to flirt and what i see girl give a slap to mustafa and mustafa say to me ...


off topic --ghajni u copied not me i was copying few scenes from sultan rahi movies
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Old 13th December 2009, 22:26
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that was only an example of what not to do . now is the real thing.

he sees a beautiful girl sitting with her long black hair flowing down her side, her fair skin shinning in the sun, and her beautifully sculpted arms holding a book. when mustafa saw her face he was shocked !!!! she was the exact copy of the girl whom mustafa loved and had died.

all the memories flowed back into mustafa's mind. as he was looking at her she looked towards him, and he felt as if she knew him as if she recognised him, but then alas went back to her book. mustafa turned back sad and depressed.
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Old 13th December 2009, 22:32
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new twist in story ..........

ayyub tries to find who is this girl what he find out she is someone else but exact of mustafa gf so he is sad ...i put mustafa in a car and tell him i m taking you to my fav place here and mustafa says which let do clubbing and mustafa says...
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Old 13th December 2009, 22:34
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i dont do clubbing, leave me be. i want to be alone for a while.
after persistent pleads by ayyub, mustafa agrees to go to a nearby club.
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Old 13th December 2009, 22:39
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there again mustafa see that girl dancing and he asked her name from her and her name is same which gf name was and mustafa says now he is 100 % sure she is his gf but story takes a turn when he sees girl going wid someone else and that makes mustafa sad and ayyub says lets forget the past and see the future and mustafa says



off -topic -why story is revolving around u m i supporting actor or what
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Old 13th December 2009, 22:50
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off topic: you caused the pain, do your time now (u supposedly killed my girl and are now helping me to find a new one).

on topic:

but mustafa can't forget her. he follows her out of the club leaving ayyub behind.

mean while, in the club. a song starts to play and a girl comes on to the stage and starts to sing and dance.

main hoon khushbu main hoon khusbu
mujsa koi nahi main hoon khushbu

(man i know khushbu will kill me for this )

kahan hai woh jis ko dil dhoonday
aaaaaa aaaaa
laa laa laa
kahan hai mera dil
kahan kho gaya
.....

ayyub instantly recognises khushbu from her awful dancing and singing, so he joins her on stage.

main aya main aya tera dil
jis ko tum dhoondti ho har jaga.
aaa ab laut chalein
aa ab laut chalein

khushbu says who the heck are you?

ayyub replies its me khushbu remember ayyub from pakpassion.net
im sorry i dont remember you !!!!

dejected ayyub leaves the stage and leaves the club. he can not believe that khushbu does not recognise him.
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Old 13th December 2009, 22:54
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but suddenly khusbhu shouts ayuuuuub ,,,i see back khusbhu running and saying i know u i was just joking ...then i tell her your story what u have been going thought she says i m ready to him because ayyub u r best friend thats why
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man khusbu will really blow up when she reads this... hahaha lols. i just hope that the posts do not get deleted as this is making up to be a good story.

on topic:

but mustafa is no where to be seen...
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khushbu and ayyub dancing around trees and singing romantic song and in the end of song they both see mustafa drinking alcohol ayyub rans and picks up mustafa takes him to home and ask him for his condition

he reply :-
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Old 13th December 2009, 23:13
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mustafa says that he can not forget her. he just can not. then he narrates to them what he had seen and heard when he reached the girl's house...

and the bottle which ayyub thinks is alcohol is actually apple juice. mustafa doesn't drink.
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we all u , me and khushbu goes to that girl house where mustafa gf lives .......n he says


off-topic '= jaldi movie end kar i have to sleep lol
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Old 13th December 2009, 23:16
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off topic: go to sleep the movie still has a number of pages left lols... i also have to go will inshAllah pick up from where we left off, and see what the other ppers comment here. lols
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Old 17th December 2009, 07:49
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'Afridi, I am greatest fan, do you know my dad is Kashmiri and I am Pakistani too'. Afridi, aggressively replies, 'I am married with 3 daughters but, I am in Room number....
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Old 17th December 2009, 08:04
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Old 17th December 2009, 08:23
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Old 17th December 2009, 08:24
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Old 17th December 2009, 15:00
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Katrina refused the offer and walked towards the slim and mean Akthar. That is when it happened..Akthar fell down
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Old 17th December 2009, 16:18
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Katrina refused the offer and walked towards the slim and mean Akthar. That is when it happened..Akthar fell down
and katrina stepped on his hand as akhtar was trying to get up.
akhtar screamed in pain..katrina screamed out of fright and called out "Salmaaaan!!!!" and salman butt appeared and then ......
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Old 17th December 2009, 17:22
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Proposed a fishing trip with Younis khan whose hiding in the Himalayas .
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Old 17th December 2009, 17:24
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and katrina stepped on his hand as akhtar was trying to get up.
akhtar screamed in pain..katrina screamed out of fright and called out "Salmaaaan!!!!" and salman butt appeared and then ......
Salman Butt tried to catch her, but let her slip! Butter finger just got better.
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Old 17th December 2009, 17:27
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Proposed a fishing trip with Younis khan whose hiding in the Himalayas .
It turned out that Younis kHan had caught a big fat trout in the himalayas. But he didn't quite know what to do with it, so he....
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Old 17th December 2009, 17:34
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But he got angry as the fish revolted against him. So he threw the fish away into the river and called for a press conference.
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Old 17th December 2009, 17:38
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But he got angry as the fish revolted against him. So he threw the fish away into the river and called for a press conference.
At this press conference, he stated that his relationship with the fish was "a fun"
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Old 17th December 2009, 17:40
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At this press conference, he stated that his relationship with the fish was "a fun"
Dasti told the media persons that there was something fishy.
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Old 17th December 2009, 17:53
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Dasti told the media persons that there was something fishy.
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Old 17th December 2009, 19:03
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Old 17th December 2009, 19:26
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Old 17th December 2009, 19:33
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