Found a funny joke on some Desi Indian fans's reaction on Tendulkar's innings.

[Bublu Bhuyan]

It's always very common for fans to criticize their own nation's players while admiring players from other nations. Brian Lara is hell lot of criticized by West Indian fans for being selfish, adamant, arrogant, stubborn, etc. This is very common is West Indies, lots and lots of fans dispise Lara for that, even ex players like Ridley Jacobs, and current player Ponting have also accused Lara of being selfish.

Some Indian fans on the other hand accuse Tendulkar without any logic and facts. He's a funny little thing I found over the internet :

An Indian fan's reactions to the many innings of Sachin Tendulkar -

Scenario 1: Sachin Tendulkar scores 105 in ODI, and India loses by 10 runs while chasing.

Desi Fan: How could he get out at 105? He is not a match winner. He should have finished the match. So what if 6 wickets fell for 20 runs after Tendu got out. It's all Tendu's fault.

Scenario 2: Sachin Tendulkar scores 105 in ODI, and India wins by 10 runs batting first.

Desi Fan: Yaar, he slowed down between 90 to 100, which could have cost us the match. Damn, he is selfish. I don't care what his contribution is. All I remember is that he took 15 balls to score ten runs between 90 and 100.

Scenario 3: Sachin Tendulkar gets out scoring zero in ODI, but bowls a crucial spell to bowl India to victory.

Desi Fan: Why the hell can't he be consistent? Out of five matches, he scored in only four and that too only two hundreds, one fifty and 38. How can he score a zero in this crucial match, man. Should have scored at least a quick 30. I don't remember his bowling contribution. All I can see that he didn't contribute while batting.

Scenario 4: Sachin Tendulkar comes back from injury and scores 100 even after a long layoff.

Desi Fan: Damn, his scoring was slow. A strike rate of 70 won't do much for us. I have selective amnesia and I conveniently forget that McGrath bowled badly for the first few ODI matches during his comeback from injury. Don't expect me to use common-sense when it comes to commenting on Tendu.

Scenario 5: Sachin Tendulkar hasn't scored a 100 for the last five ODI matches, but still averages 40 in those matches.

Desi Fan: Yaar, he isn't consistent. He should retire, man. He is past his prime. Forget that he has been consistent for 15 years.

Scenario 6: It's off season and no matches have been played for the past 2 months.

Desi Fan: How come Tendu hasn't scored a 100 in the past 2 months!! And he should have at least taken a few wickets! Do I hear somebody telling me that no matches have been played for past 2 months? Why do I care? I'm an Indian fan and when it comes to comments on Tendu, I don't believe in logic or common sense. As far as I am concerned, Tendu hasn't done this. Or that. He is not a James Bond. When he becomes James Bond, I'll still complain about him not being Superman. Even if he becomes both, I'll complain.

[rahulrulezz]

lol

[DHONI183]

Indian public is very demanding, I guess .

[FAQ]

I can related all this stuff to some PP posters complaining about Mohammad Yousaf

[nikred]

^^^^so true, while i was reading mohd yousaf came into my mind.

[Monsee]

And the funny part is...?

Teenda is selfish and chokes-a-lot, we all know it

BTW, didn't you post the same joke in another thread last month...why make a new thread for it?

[Bublu Bhuyan]

Originally Posted by Monsee And the funny part is...? Teenda is selfish and chokes-a-lot, we all know it BTW, didn't you post the same joke in another thread last month...why make a new thread for it?

I never posted this joke earlier. You know the funny part is ? He have a whopping strike rate of 85.40 in ODI's. That sound selfish to you ? Ha, ha, ha ......

He chokes a lot ? Funny that the greatest leg spinner Shane Warne rates Tendulkar as the greatest ever, lol.

[Monsee]

ABCD lol

XYZ lol


Good points...LOL

[Bublu Bhuyan]

Originally Posted by Monsee ABCD lol XYZ lol Good points...LOL

Thanks for the complement, lol.

[umerz]

that is indeed very funny and true to some extent

[traveller007]

Originally Posted by Monsee And the funny part is...? Teenda is selfish and chokes-a-lot, we all know it BTW, didn't you post the same joke in another thread last month...why make a new thread for it?

unlike Inzy ;)

[smoothcriminal]

This thread is so awesome. Dont get me wrong I love my Pakistan team but it is just so appalling how most of the people in my country cant grasp the fact that Tendu might JUST BE THE BEST BATSMAN OF OUR GENERATION. Do I love tendulkar? NO, every match that he bats I want him to get out early cause hey i'm a Pakistani. However, I dont let my patriotism over shadow the fact that he is the best batsman of our generation. This thread SYMBOLIZES all those excuses made by Pakistani fanboys who just fail to see the fact that Tendulkar may just infact be the best.

Its such a pity that we act that way about Tendulkar when the Indians have virtually no problem in admitting the fact that Wasim was arguably the best bowler to have played the game.

[Bublu Bhuyan]

Originally Posted by smoothcriminal This thread is so awesome. Dont get me wrong I love my Pakistan team but it is just so appalling how most of the people in my country cant grasp the fact that Tendu might JUST BE THE BEST BATSMAN OF OUR GENERATION. Do I love tendulkar? NO, every match that he bats I want him to get out early cause hey i'm a Pakistani. However, I dont let my patriotism over shadow the fact that he is the best batsman of our generation. This thread SYMBOLIZES all those excuses made by Pakistani fanboys who just fail to see the fact that Tendulkar may just infact be the best. Its such a pity that we act that way about Tendulkar when the Indians have virtually no problem in admitting the fact that Wasim was arguably the best bowler to have played the game.

Really appreciate your words, mate.