OT: PP's Funniest Archive

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Well, this thread is for PP's funniest quotes, posts and pics. Post any of them, only that is posted by a PPer on this board. :-)


AND IT BETTER BE FUNNY.

[Geordie Ahmed]

this gem was from you

"Well don't know about the bowlers, my mum would really benefit from it. Last time she slapped my younger brother, her arm was bent, and my brother said it was illegal coz you chucked ... now she can go back to her old way of slapping that was pacey and sharp, right in the blockhole"!

[Mercenary]

the post of the week and quote of the week archive has been carried over. You can access it via the menu above under Best of PP

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Gordie, thanks. As you are beginning to know me better day by day, I thought why not end these suspisions once and for all.

I posted this on the old forum but I guess you missed. So here it is ...

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The chillies of my heart are abruptly ignited
For the young sweet boys of Newcastle United

These shorts around their waists so tighted
All my faded testics are eagerly lighted

Whenever a Gordie up to a mile is sighted
Something hard in my pants is urgently knighted

These stinking skanks, are not so delighted
Well its not the first time this trouble has indited

I don't care even if from all I'm spited
For the young sweet boys of Newcastle United

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[Geordie Ahmed]

:oD :oD :oD :oD :oD :oD

funny stuff entra