OT: Women

[Mercenary]

Are they more trouble than they're worth?

[Saj]

yes definitely.

[pakistani pride]

NO !

yes

women hold us back

[Khalil]

Good girls are good but bad girls are beter |-I

[Saj]

I wrote, of course not when the wife was sat next to me, but changed my reply when she wasn't there

[razzler]

They are pain to deal with. :-D

[Mercenary]

edit ur message razzler, u can say it nicer than that. Its women we r talking about so lets be a little more respectful

[Amjid Javed]

Originally Posted by razzler They are pain in the @$$.

|-H wait till varsha reads this |-U

[Salman]

They change the channel to B4U when your streaming a live match to 300 people...

[razzler]

I am gearing for a long lecture from Varsha after she reads what I said.

[Daoud]

When I get married, a pre-requisite will be that she needs to be a cricket fan

"Can't live with them, can't live without them"

Personally, I can't live without them. :-D

[Oxy]

When i get divorced, I'll make it a pre-requisite that 'biwi no.2' is a cricket fan.

[Gasherbrum]

Daoud - bloody well make sure man, my cricket days have been finished since i got married.

but i've learnt there's a lot more to life than cricket ... yeah right!!

[Sage]

Originally Posted by oXy bhai When i get divorced, I'll make it a pre-requisite that 'biwi no.2' is a cricket fan.

Good luck finding one under 200 lbs. v

[razzler]

:oD Sage.

Originally Posted by Sage Originally Posted by oXy bhai When i get divorced, I'll make it a pre-requisite that 'biwi no.2' is a cricket fan. Good luck finding one under 200 lbs. v

:oD

Saying that it will be a pre-requisite that she has an interest in sport is rather immature and even foolish IMO.

[catwoman]

Behind every succesful man is a woman. :-p

[Schiller]

and they say great pain produces greatness so by rules of logic

great pain = woman

and I think we all agree on that

[Big Daddy]

my dad told me once ,
"the bite of the snake only kills , the bite of the woman does everything but lets a man die in peace . so beware its wrath".
and then he added , i dont expect u to understand this now , but 20 odd years into marriage ul be saying this to ur kids also .
so lets see

[Schiller]

:oD :oD BD

[octavian]

Funny topic this is.. more like chicken or the egg dilemma. |-G

But i have to say they are the biggest nuisance there could ever be.

[Schiller]

i hear ya, i hear ya :-D

[MIG]

In the immortal words of Bob Marley.....( or was it Boney-M ? )

No Woman, no cry...

[octavian]

Schiller seems like "somebody" had really aggravated you.

[Schiller]

:oD :oD

marley it was

and that was one song you cant help loving

[MIG]

I think you are lying, it was Boney-M , I myself boogied to the tune ( painful as it may be to picture ) - the bell bottoms, the Afros - Oh Baby, I had it all.......Janay Kahan Gaay Woh Din....

[Schiller]

Khuda ka shukar hai chalay gay woh din :oD

[MIG]

:oD :oD

[Annie]

hypocrites...run after em, marry them and then say u were wrong to do so and then there are those insane ones that choose to marry more than once...smart men eh? and still they don't learn...wat a smart group who choose to make the same mistake over and over when they can just live by themselves and avoid all the pain, and as if there aren't enuf examples to learn from...smart smart indeed

[Schiller]

i admitted earlier that we're masochists, we like pain not to mention we're honest about what we want as opposed to the sublime gender

[catwoman]

Saw this bakwas on the news today. Which idiot conducted this study?! |-n

Study indicates male brain four per cent faster CTV.ca News Staff Canadian researchers examining the speed at which the brain works found a secondary discovery -- the male brain works slightly faster than a female one. The difference in brain speed between the genders -- not the main purpose of the study -- was highlighted in a report in Thursday's Toronto Star. One of the study's findings was that in men's brains, messages travel four per cent faster than in women's brains. Researchers examined nerve conduction velocity (NCV) -- the speed at which messages are transmitted between brain cells -- for the study which will be published in the academic journal, Intelligence. The study's lead author is Edward Reed, professor emeritus in anthropology and zoology at the University of Toronto. The other authors are Phillip Vernon and Andrew Johnson, two psychology professors at the University of Western Ontario. They stress that their discovery does not mean men are smarter -- and that the difference in gender reaction times is minimal. ". . . the small sex difference that we reported (4 per cent) was secondary to the purpose of the study (which was to attempt to replicate an earlier report by the first-author)," Vernon wrote in an email to CTV.ca. "Had we conducted the study with younger participants it is possible (likely) that girls would have shown faster NCVs than boys," added Vernon. "Finally, a difference as small as 4 per cent is unlikely to yield any meaningful differences in cognitive abilities (which is probably why the vast majority of previous studies have found no sex differences in general intelligence)." The study tested 186 males and 201 females between the ages of 18 and 25. "It's been known for some decades more intelligent people have faster reaction times," Reed told The Star. "Brain nerve conduction velocity is an important component in how rapidly we think and this can contribute to being more or less intelligent. If that speed is very low you're going to think slowly. If it's faster, you'll think faster." Reaction Canadian feminist Doris Anderson told the Star that the issue of gender differences in the brain is "one of those perennial questions that keep popping up." "I think there may be a difference between male and female brains. Girls talk earlier. Boys develop different motor skills. But I think an awful lot of the difference between male and female is taught to them," said Anderson to the Star. Dr. Ruth King from York University's Dept. of Women's Studies told CTV.ca: "Why is this on the front page? I mean, it's a study that's not been published yet and there's not enough information given for me to say anything beyond the fact that it seems to be part of this general fascination with alleged sex differences."

[Schiller]

Finally, I should put up Schopenhauer's Essay on Women here, what a brilliant critique I should say

also, a study was conducted recently about women and shall we say their tendency to be indiscreet

[Annie]

Canadian researchers examining the speed at which the brain works found a secondary discovery -- the male brain works slightly faster than a female one.

this thread just disproves this...lol

[Schiller]

:oD the thing is it proves that atleast women cant hold their ground :oD

[catwoman]

Canadian research isn't reliable :-D

[MIG]

Originally Posted by Mona Saw this bakwas on the news today. Which idiot conducted this study?! |-n

I think it was Umar.....

[Schiller]

:oD :oD

now would you have said this Mig if you didnt know I could take it in good stride :oD

[catwoman]

:oD :oD

[MIG]

Just wanted to state facts - ya know, story coming from Canada, you starting the thread on the heels of some discussions on Jemimma - get my drift....

But yes, Umar, my friend, you have proven to be a good punching bag for many and I am afraid, I have joined that list ... :o^

[Schiller]

Oh I get your drift :-D

"But yes, Umar, my friend, you have proven to be a good puncing bag for many and I am afraid, I have joined that list ... "

i can see that