The Official Punjab Panthers Thread

[Mohsin]

Originally Posted by Goldbrain I don't understand being a consistance bowler and regular wicket taker, why I not been played in all matches compare to other bowlers who did not do well better than me? Well that was a great run, lets look forward and plan for next trounament

You did play all the matches Goldbrain, it was just the last game you were rested (as did i and a few other players) for other players.

[Mohsin]

Originally Posted by Geordie Ahmed So i take it that is the tournament finished for us?

Yeah, its Lahore and Karachi in the final.

Lets get planning for the next tourny!

[Goldbrain]

Originally Posted by Mohsin_Pak786 You did play all the matches Goldbrain, it was just the last game you were rested (as did i and a few other players) for other players.

Come on all the good players have to complain
I know mate, I was just playing around.

[Mohsin]

Originally Posted by Goldbrain Come on all the good players have to complain I know mate, I was just playing around.

£5000 fine! To be made payable by the start of the next tourny or else you will not be in the squad!

[Legendary_Sage]

GoldBrain you are welcome in Multan Team.
Goldbrain you should behave like Shoaib Akhtar you are a super star.

[Plasma]

Originally Posted by buntylover_2000 GoldBrain you are welcome in Multan Team. Goldbrain you should behave like Shoaib Akhtar you are a super star.

You wish!

Im no DNA, GoldBrian, treat everyone like dirt if you want too.








Just not me. :dna

[Mohsin]

Originally Posted by Plasma You wish! Im no DNA, GoldBrian, treat everyone like dirt if you want too. Just not me. :dna

£10,000 fine for abusing position! :dna :dna









I keeeeed i keeeeeeed. Goldbrain, the fine is wiped off!
Plasma......................the fine stands! :miandad

[Goldbrain]

I will think about it now

I just realized my possition.

My demands.

1- I want drugs to be legalized specially English Tea
2- I want £100,000 per match
3- I want English Tea contract to my uncle Chaa waala(to supply to all the management and squad)

Hooo haa haa haaa and I want Plasma to be fine more than 500,000

[Geordie Ahmed]

Just want to say that for next time round if i am going to be selected then i think i should bat lower down - i started off well BUT it seems that wicket keeping and batting high up took its toll

[Mohsin]

Originally Posted by Goldbrain I will think about it now I just realized my possition. My demands. 1- I want drugs to be legalized specially English Tea 2- I want £100,000 per match 3- I want English Tea contract to my uncle Chaa waala(to supply to all the management and squad) Hooo haa haa haaa and I want Plasma to be fine more than 500,000

OK OK, i tell you wat.............................you can have this (on the sligh, keep it quiet!)



1. Done!
2. P1SS OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll give you a £2.50 bonus for your performance
3. Take wat i just (*ahem*!) gave you and only then read on........................























NO WAY WHOZAY!!!!!!!!!

[Goldbrain]

I am sorry Mohsin

I can't smoke what you have (Aham!! Aham!!) gave me. I will get chest infection. Not good for you and our team.

Only want English Tea be legalized and contract should be given to my Uncle Chaa Wala

Salary Accepted £2.5 increase and side hand from my favorite Kaaptan Sahab and Mannajir Sahab

P.S. A good news after 3 months hard training, you have got a one and half all rounder. You can play me at number 8 or 9

Believe me you would be surprised with my batting skills as well

[iZeeshan]

mohsin, check the trades thread please

[FAM]

[Mohsin]

What is that Goldbrain? No we can’t do that, Plasma and I cannot take $25,000 of your bonus money.











No I insist, seriously its a very kind offer and we did bring you into the team but its your money you don’t have to share it with us, isn’t that right Plasma?!



Congrats, but don’t spend it like Asif PLEASE!

[McBoom]

What, none for the winners ?!?!?!

[FAM]

Originally Posted by imranahmed_khan What, none for the winners ?!?!?!

Abay chal. :dna

[Mohsin]

[McBoom]

Originally Posted by FAM Abay chal. :dna

:mush

[Plasma]

Originally Posted by FAM Abay chal. :dna

FAM the great!

[Goldbrain]

Originally Posted by imranahmed_khan What, none for the winners ?!?!?!

Become a best bowler like Shoaib or Asif or best batter you will be getting PPL black money like a rain :mush

[Goldbrain]

Originally Posted by FAM

First of all I thank to my Kaaptan sahab, who has given me the chance to play in the team and helped me to become khar damagh. I also thank to all the team members who helped me accept those I am not talking to

Punjab Panthers will do everything to win the next PP cup

P.S. Jalnay waloo ka mou ****

[cars112]

Thanks for your message, Mohsin

I'd like to be a fast bowler

[Mohsin]

Welcome Cars, leftie of righty? Also we have quite a few bowlers, you sure you dont want to be a batsman?

[cars112]

Originally Posted by Mohsin_Pak786 Welcome Cars, leftie of righty? Also we have quite a few bowlers, you sure you dont want to be a batsman?

Mohsin, batsman sounds good as well

[Mohsin]

Excellent Cars, look forward to seeing you perform mate! And once again, welcome to the Punjab family!

To keep upto date with the season 2 drafts, have a look at this thread
http://www.pakpassion.net/ppforum/sh...ad.php?t=59647

[cars112]

Thanks for the welcome mate. Yep, look forward to some fun with the team

[Boi]

Mohsin do you know when our new PPl season is starting!!

Welcome to the Panthers team cars!1!1!2!!!!!!!!!!

[Goldbrain]

Well come car 1 1 2

Mohsin I am in a very dangrous form. Come on lets start the PP2 cup. This time I won't be happy with 50,000 prize money. I want at least 100,000

[Mohsin]

Originally Posted by Boi Mohsin do you know when our new PPl season is starting!! Welcome to the Panthers team cars!1!1!2!!!!!!!!!!

Yep, it should be starting next week Insh'Allah!
http://www.pakpassion.net/ppforum/sh...ad.php?t=60272

Originally Posted by Goldbrain Well come car 1 1 2 Mohsin I am in a very dangrous form. Come on lets start the PP2 cup. This time I won't be happy with 50,000 prize money. I want at least 100,000

You better not be playing just for money


BTW, I AM ANNOUNCING A RANDOM DRUG TEST BEFORE THE START OF PPL SEASON 2.
EVERYONE'S 'SAMPLE'S' SHOULD BE IN BY 00:00 SUNDAY
THANK-YOU FOR YOU CO-OPERATION

[Goldbrain]

Originally Posted by Mohsin_Pak786 You better not be playing just for money BTW, I AM ANNOUNCING A RANDOM DRUG TEST BEFORE THE START OF PPL SEASON 2. EVERYONE'S 'SAMPLE'S' SHOULD BE IN BY 00:00 SUNDAY THANK-YOU FOR YOU CO-OPERATION

No boss its not just money for me, glory of winning as well

Damn I have to wake up early morning to get my sample from bucher khana

Do test as many as you can but at the end you will not find any drugs as I always prefer my famous all time (BT) English Tea

[Mohsin]

OK boys, so the new season is upon us! Our first match funnily enough is on 14th August so let’s give in a great performance and give everyone an Independence Day present! And my A-level results day present

Here's the provisional team for our first match against Rawalpindi on 14th August:

MCMLXXXII
Graeme Smith
12th Man
David Hussey
Mahendra Singh Dhoni (wk)
Ajentha Mendis
Mohsin_Pak786*
Plasma
Goldbrain
Veggito1
Dale Steyn

Bowlers: Mohsin_Pak786*
Plasma
Goldbrain
Veggito1
Dale Steyn
Ajentha Mendis

Yes, Geordie Ahmed is not playing in the first match, but that was because i had to accommodate a 5th bowler in Mendis (who's very handy with the bat also!). And, well it was a like for like swap in Dhoni
Any other questions from anyone (playing or not) please DO NOT hesitate to ask


I look forward to you all really getting involved in this season, and i also look forward to a successful season!

Btw, Plasma are u still gonna be active in cricsim?

[Goldbrain]

I have got a question
Is the prize money increased yet from 50k to 100k?

[pakistanbest]

just wanted to wish my old club and team mates.

GOOD LUCK but not against the Peshawar Princes

[Mohsin]

Originally Posted by Goldbrain I have got a question Is the prize money increased yet from 50k to 100k?

I'm afraid you'll have to ask FAM that.
But you're not playing just for money yes? You play for Punjab and try and help punjab yes?!

Originally Posted by pakistanbest just wanted to wish my old club and team mates. GOOD LUCK but not against the Peshawar Princes

Thanks Pakistanbest, and we all wish you the best of luck at Peshawar, hope you so well mate!

[Boi]

OO!! weve got Mendis he better do well!!
Like he is against India right now!!

[Mohsin]

Punjab's fixtures for season 2 have been updated. Page 1, post 6

http://www.pakpassion.net/ppforum/sh...46&postcount=6

[Plasma]

Yeah im still here guys.

We are gonna rock this season! YEAHHHH!!

Punjab!

[Vegitto1]

2 days before season starts! cant wait!

[FAM]

Your team needed for the match against Rawalpindi. Mention at least 6 bowlers.

[Mohsin]

Yaar post #191

MCMLXXXII- Specialist opening batsman Graeme Smith- Specialist opening batsman 12th Man- Specialist middle order batsman David Hussey- Specialist middle order batsman Mahendra Singh Dhoni (wk)- Smashing wicket-keeper batsman Ajentha Mendis- HUGELY promising right arm slow bowler, can bat a bit too Mohsin_Pak786*- Right arm bowling all-rounder Plasma- Batting all-rounder (leg-spinner) Goldbrain- Right arm fast bowler Veggito1- Left arm fast bowler Dale Steyn- Fiery opening fast bowler Bowlers: Plasma Goldbrain Veggito1 Dale Steyn Ajentha Mendis David Hussey

[iZeeshan]

David Hussey is an INVALID player. He has an average of NOTHING not 10.

His ECONOMY is 10.

Tsk tsk Punjab!

http://content-www.cricinfo.com/aust...ayer/5766.html

[Mohsin]

Seriously, this is an honest mistake.

MY APOLOGIES TO ALL CRICSIM PLAYERS AND MANAGERS, THIS WAS AN HONEST MISTAKE GUYS

[iZeeshan]

Its arite, as long as you admit it.

the game stays, Hussey stays on your squad.

And even though Mohsin bhai, why you pick a specialist batsman to be ur starting opening bowler?

Anyway, we'll clarify all the new rules for next season as there are clearly some problems.

[Legendary_Sage]

Originally Posted by Mohsin_Pak786 Seriously, this is an honest mistake. MY APOLOGIES TO ALL CRICSIM PLAYERS AND MANAGERS, THIS WAS AN HONEST MISTAKE GUYS

NOW YOU SHOULD BE PENALIZED AND YOUR POINTS SHOULD BE DEDUCTED OR EVEN YOUR TEAM SHOULD BE DISQUALIFIED FOR THIS SEASON.



just a joke bro.
Dont worry chill out.your mistake is pardoned.

[Mohsin]

Thanks guys, but if u wanna ban Hussey for a game or two then its fine by me. It was my mistake.

Zee, i (thought lol) i saw the average of 10 and right at the last minute i swapped him with myself (just look at post #191 in this thread). Just as an additional spinner i never intended him to open the bowling lol

[Legendary_Sage]

Originally Posted by iZeeshan Its arite, as long as you admit it. the game stays, Hussey stays on your squad. And even though Mohsin bhai, why you pick a specialist batsman to be ur starting opening bowler? Anyway, we'll clarify all the new rules for next season as there are clearly some problems.

I dont think it should be a problem as long as he has good avg in both batting and bowling.
Take imran khan as example he used to come one down and open the bowling.

[Mohsin]

Bunty, are u comparing me with Imran Khan?

[Legendary_Sage]

Originally Posted by Mohsin_Pak786 Bunty, are u comparing me with Imran Khan?

No wayyyyyyyyyyy
just gave an example.i am taking my words back. :mush

[Mohsin]

lol It was worth a try

[iZeeshan]

[McBoom]

Mohsin, ask FAM to use his LIstA averages. His ODI averages can't be used because he hasn't played 5 ODIs.

[Mohsin]

OK so its 5 ODIs? Are you sure?
Fair enough then, i'll PM him and change the averages in the thread

[iZeeshan]

Yep 5 ODI's.

[McBoom]

Originally Posted by Mohsin_Pak786 OK so its 5 ODIs? Are you sure? Fair enough then, i'll PM him and change the averages in the thread

Yup, 5 ODIs or 10 ListA matches.

[Mohsin]

OK sorry, i misunderstood

[Mohsin]

Team for next match

MCMLXXXII- Specialist opening batsman Graeme Smith- Specialist opening batsman Geordie Ahmed- Specialist middle order batsman Andrew Symonds- Specialist middle order batsman Mahendra Singh Dhoni (wk)- Smashing wicket-keeper batsman Ajentha Mendis- HUGELY promising right arm slow bowler, can bat a bit too Mohsin_Pak786*- Right arm bowling all-rounder Goldbrain- Right arm fast bowler Veggito1- Left arm fast bowler Plasma- Batting all-rounder (leg-spinner) Dale Steyn- Fiery opening fast bowler Bowlers: Dale Steyn Mohsin_Pak786 Plasma Goldbrain Veggito1 Ajentha Mendis

[Geordie Ahmed]

For a second i got excited that i was selected BUT then i soon realised that it was actually Georgie Ahmed that was selected and not I (Geordie Ahmed)

[McBoom]

Originally Posted by Geordie Ahmed For a second i got excited that i was selected BUT then i soon realised that it was actually Georgie Ahmed that was selected and not I (Geordie Ahmed)

Maybe you have a long lost brother that you don't know about.

Re-uniting the two of you on a cricket field would make one hell of a movie script.

[Mohsin]

Originally Posted by Geordie Ahmed For a second i got excited that i was selected BUT then i soon realised that it was actually Georgie Ahmed that was selected and not I (Geordie Ahmed)

But dont you know that your brother is part of our team as well?

We've had the Waugh's!
We've had the Flower's!
We've had the Raja's!
Now its time for the Ahmed's!


But seriously, my bad sorry GA.
Georgie Ahmed to Geordie Ahmed.........DONE! (Gordon Ramsey style/tone)

[FAM]

Originally Posted by Mohsin_Pak786 Team for next match

Pitch?

[Mohsin]

Normal pitch please

Also FAM are you gonna be doing the match tomorrow or shall i provide the updates. Like i said, i'm free on Monday, Wednesday and Thursdays...

[Boi]

when will i get a chance this season to play!!???

[Mohsin]

Originally Posted by Boi when will i get a chance this season to play!!???

Next game, we need a real 6th bowler option, and you can bat too!

[iZeeshan]

Originally Posted by Boi when will i get a chance this season to play!!???

If you are a bowler with an average under 35, you are always welcome to leave Punjab and become a Kanjar.

[FAM]

[kingusama92]

Originally Posted by iZeeshan If you are a bowler with an average under 35, you are always welcome to leave Punjab and become a Kanjar.

that's classic...

[Legendary_Sage]

Which pitch will you be using for Multan Match?

[Mohsin]

Team for next game:

MCMLXXXII- Specialist opening batsman Graeme Smith- Specialist opening batsman Geordie Ahmed- Specialist middle order batsman Albie Morkel- Specialist middle order batsman Mahendra Singh Dhoni (wk)- Smashing wicket-keeper batsman Ajentha Mendis- HUGELY promising right arm slow bowler, can bat a bit too Mohsin_Pak786*- Right arm bowling all-rounder Goldbrain- Right arm fast bowler Veggito1- Left arm fast bowler Plasma- Batting all-rounder (leg-spinner) Dale Steyn- Fiery opening fast bowler Bowlers: Dale Steyn Albie Morkel Plasma Goldbrain Veggito1 Ajentha Mendis

Pitch will be excellent

[McBoom]

Banaam Kaptaan-e-Punjab,

Lahore se muqablay kae liye aap nae kis terz ki zameen tayar kernay ka hukum sadir kiya hae ?

[Mohsin]

Originally Posted by imranahmed_khan Banaam Kaptaan-e-Punjab, Lahore se muqablay kae liye aap nae kis terz ki zameen tayar kernay ka hukum sadir kiya hae ?

Bohot he acha zameen per kela jaye ga! Billkull mara hua zameen, koi gaas nahi, kuch be nahi!

Ghulam Ali, Asif, Sharif, Zardari, Rahman, Wali, Elahi, Shujaat sahib. Punjab ke groundsman:


Or in other words, this will be a true champion of democracy in that it will be excellent!

[Straight Bat]

Any idea what pitch you will be using against Peshawar on the 25th?

Let me know ASAP, thanks!

[McBoom]

Originally Posted by Mohsin_Pak786 Or in other words, this will be a true champion of democracy in that it will be excellent!

Yani kae aap ka matlab hae Axcellant !!! :younis

Banda-e-nacheez is aap ki is jamaat-e-khel sae aik purzoor muqablay ka mutamanni hae. Umeed hae kae mayoosi nahi hogi.

[FAM]

Team for your match against Lahore?

[Mohsin]

MCMLXXXII- Specialist opening batsman
Graeme Smith- Specialist opening batsman
Geordie Ahmed- Specialist middle order batsman
Andre Symonds- Specialist middle order batsman
Ajentha Mendis- HUGELY promising right arm slow bowler, can bat a bit too
Mahendra Singh Dhoni (wk)- Smashing wicket-keeper batsman
Mohsin_Pak786*- Right arm bowling all-rounder
Goldbrain- Right arm fast bowler
Veggito1- Left arm fast bowler
Plasma- Batting all-rounder (leg-spinner)
Dale Steyn- Fiery opening fast bowler

Bowlers:
Dale Steyn
Graham Smith
Plasma
Goldbrain
Veggito1
Ajentha Mendis

[Straight Bat]

While you're here mohsin, what pitch will you be using for the match against Peshawar tomorrow?

[Mohsin]

Originally Posted by Straight Bat While you're here mohsin, what pitch will you be using for the match against Peshawar tomorrow?

Sorry SB didnt see your first post mate. Normal

[Boi]

I cant believe it i have not played a single game this season!!!!!!!

I am very dissapointed!!

[Mohsin]

There are plenty and i mean plenty of games left this season, you WILL get games dont worry bhai

[Vegitto1]

Ohay lads..pull ur socks up..we had a reputation last year as the best bowling attack in the leauge and we have to live upto that.

Moshin...i reckon i am more effective as a first or second change bowler. Dont use me to open because every time I have gone for over 6 per over whereas witha semi-new ball i have an economy of 3/4