Khabarnama:Sarfraz Nawaz ko pagal kuttay nay kaat liya - Kutta halak.

[MIG]

Lahore kay mash hoor illaqay, Gulberg may uss waqt sansani phel gaee jab yah pata challa kay Pakistan kay azeem bowler, Sarfraz Nawaz ko aik pagal kuttay nay kaat liya.

Ainee shahidon kay mutabiq, Sarfraz achay khasay theek nazar aarahay thay kay namaloom kutta, jiss ka naam kalloo bataya jaata hai, unkay pass agaya

Iss say pehlay kay Sarfraz saalon kay baad pehli aqal kee baat kartay - kuttay nay barri hee zor say unkay peechay say kaat liya

Bataya jata hai kay kutta kat-tay hee barri burra say bemar hogaya aur ussko foran Mayo haspital lay jayayagya jahan par woh raat gayayay mur gaya.

Bechara kutta.....

[Wazeeri]

Sarfraz Nawaz aur Kutttai ki kahani mein aur izafah

Intiqaam ki aag mein jaltai huai Sarfraz Nawaz jee ne kuttay ka badla uskai khandaan se liya.

Kal Raat theek 2 baje Panorama shopping centre ki dayeen taraf ki gali mein sai choo choo ki awaz ayee. Gali kai Bhikaariyon ka kehna hai kai unhon nain aik badboodaar moochar kau dekha jo Sarfraz Nawaz ki shakal soorat ka tha.

Khabar hai kai Is muchhar nai kuttai kai poorai Khandan kau bar bar kaata aur Shoaib Akhtar kai haq mein Naarai lagayai.

Uskai baad yeh badboodar shaks cyclye rishkai pai farar ho gaya.

Dunga Doctoran ka kehna hai kai Kuttai kai saarai ghar walai ab is badtameezee aur sadmai se bahar aa chukai hain leikin aik pillai kau shayad Sarfraz nawaz Sahib se kuch bemaari lag gayee hai.

Hospital se nikaltai hi is kuttay nai Mohammad Asif ki rihai are UAE kai khilaaf jang ki maang ki.

[12thMan]

sources ka kehna hey kay un kay mutabiq yeh ilzamat ghalt hein aur un kay naam ko keechar mein ghasita ja ra hay. Mein to bhook hartal par hoon to kaisay kissi ko kaat sakta hoon. Jis nain bhi yeh ilzamat lagain hein mein unhein court lay jaonga. wo kissi say dartay nehin hein. Wo patloon ki ullti jaib mein match fixing aur un kay mamoo kay Qaddafi stadium mein choolay kay stand kay documents rakh kar ghoom rahey hein

[MIG]

Mera khiyal hai lay jub yah thread zara thanda parr jayega to hum saari posts ko milla kay achi kahani banasaktay hain...

[Wazeeri]

Thread thandi par jayegi

Dhaga thanda par jayega

[12thMan]

Sarfaraz Nawaz ghoray par Qaddafi Stadium kay bahir chakkar laga rahey they. Jab Ghora thak giya aur gadhay ki tarha chalna shuro hua to Sarfaraz nay ghoray say uttar kar ghoray ko khud uttha liya or chakkar lagay

[lahori@denmark]

kutey ko kiss kutay ne kata tha ke woh sarfaraz ko katney chala gia...

[SwEeT CaNdY]

lol cant stop laughing

[Disco_Lemonade]

in hangaami halaat ko madd-e-nazar rakhtay hue, iss dhaagay mein emergency nafiz ki jaati hai.

[MIG]

Abhee Abhee khabar millee hai kay Sarfraz Nawaz nay Javed Miandad ko bheen katnay kee koshish kee magar qanoon nafiz karnay wallay idaaron nay unkee yeh saazish na kaam banadee

Bataya jata hai kai Miandad abhee PIDC lay paan house say aik gilory lay kar nikal hee rahay thay kay aik dam say, bina batayay, Sarfraz Nawaz nay un par zor dar tareeqay say hamla kardiya.

Miandad kay muhafizon nay barri jurat mandi say Sarfraz ka muqabila kiya magar Sarfraz jay tabar tore humlay ka muqabala naheen kar payay - Bilakhir, sham keay theek panch bajay Sarfraz nay Miandad ko kaat liya.

Iss moqay par unko Edhi center kay emergency center mai lay jaya gaya hai.

Doctoron kay mutabiq, Miandad kee halat pursoz batayee jatee hai magar kabhi kabhi woh zor say press may Pakistan cricket kay baray mai kuch kehnay kee koshish kartay hain...

[lahori@denmark]

sarfaraz ka kata to pani bhi nahi managta .. bechala javeld miandald

[Wazeeri]

Khabar bil Khasoos

Lahore, Pakistan

Aaj Lahore kai nazim Dr Muft Rishwat-din nai Sarfraz ki giraftaari ka hukm dai diya hai. Miandad ko kaatnai kai baad puri qaum Sarfraz ki khoj mein lag gayi hai.

wazeer-e-azam Gillani sahib nai yeh khabar sun kai sarfraz ahmad kai sar pai do bakriyan aur saal bhar kai charai ka inaam rakh diya.

Un ka kehnai hai kai woh paison ka inaam bhi rakh saktai thai lekin dau bakriyan kam as kam 60 kgs ki hongi aur saath mein saal bhar ka chara.

60kg ka inaam sar pai lai kai Sarfraz kya bhagai ga aur kya kaatai ka.

Leikin Police Sarfraz ki daur ki raftaar mein koi kami ki umeed nahin rakh rahi. Abhi Police poorai pakistan mein jahan jahan kaatnai ki khabar aati hai wahan tafsheesh kai liye chali jaati hain.

Kuch din pehle Pakistani cricket par aik website Pakpassion.net mein kuch logon nai pakistani ki india se haar ka zima match fixing pai diya tha. Police ab Pakpassion kai har member kai jism par daanton kai nishan dhoondh rahi hai,

Aur Islamabad mein Gillani sahib apni bakriyon kau aur chaara khila rahai hain, unka kehna hai kai bakriyan jitni bhaari hongi, Sarfraz utna ahista bhagai ga.

[Wazeeri]

Taaza Khabar

Police nai Pakpassion kai aik bashindai kai baazoo-on pai daanto kai nishan dhoondh liye hain. Is larkai ka naam wazeeri bataya jaata hai.

Larkai ka kehna hai kai ussai koi larnai kai liye nahin mil raha tha is liye usnai apnai aap ko kat liya tha. Sarfraz nawaz ka us sai koi lena dena nahin hai.