Kabhi na khatam honai wali Daastaan.

[Wazeeri]

Paa-eeyo te Pai-no

Is dhagai mein aik dastaan likhi jayegee,
aik kabhi bhi na khatam honai wali dastaan,

agar aap iska hisa ban-na chahtai hain tau baghair kuch likhai is dhagai mein altaf hussain ki tasweer darj karen.



Is Kahani ka naam hai AJIZ IJAZ

[Wazeeri]

AAJIZ IJAZ

Written by: PakPassion

Lahore jaisai bare sheher ki aik choti si gali kai aik chotai se ghar mein aik ladka rehta tha. Jisamat se patla, kad kaat se lamba aur aadat se majboor yeh ladka khirki mein khara aati jaati larkiyon ko seetiyan maarnai kai liya betha hua tha.

Yeh ultee aadat ussai tabse lagi jabse who haadsa uskai saath hua. Woh hadsa jisne uski zindagi badaldi, woh hadsa jis kai baarai mein ab koi bhi baat nahin karta.

Kaafi der ho gayee thi leikin Khirki kai paas se koyi larki nahin guzari. Bore hota hua yeh larka khirki ki rangat kau khurchnai laga.

"Kya kaaliya ki dukaan band ho gayee hai jo aaj koyi larki khareedari karnai kai liye humarai ghar kai saamnai se nahin guzari?"

"Shayad meri seetiyon nai sab ko doosrai raastai leinai pe majboor kar diya hai"

Yeh sawaal baar baar apnai aap ko pooch hi raha tha kai aik larki usai gali kai door se aati hui nazar ayee. larki ko dekhtai hi baalon mein kangi phiri aur seeti marnai ka liye honth geelai kiye gaye,

Aankhain aati hui larki par tiki hui theen, har kadam pai saans khechai jaatai, aur choti se seeti tayari kai liye nikali jaati. kaafi der baad seeti maar nai ka mauqa mila tha, is sai buri seeti se gawana nahin chahta tha,

Akhir kaar kaafi intizaar kai baad Larki khirki kai saamne ayi. Larki kuch dekhi daakhi lagti thee, leikin idhar udhar dekhnai ki waja se nazar kaafi kharab ho chuki thi.

Larkai nai lamba saans khencha are Seethi mari leikin usi waqt aik truck kai guzarnai ki waja se yeh seeti motor ki awaz mein gum ho gayee.

Leikin yeh ladka haarnai wala nahin tha, usnai poora din is badtameezi karnai ka intazaar kiya tha. Aik aur lamba saans liya gaya aur is bar seethi aur zor se maari gayee.

Yeh seethi tik kai nishanai pai lagi, seeti maartai hi ladki ruki,

Mauqa dekhtai hi larkai nai aik aur seeti maari.

Is baar larki muri, aur ooper khirki ki taraf khusai sai dekha,

Larka besharmi se hasna kai liye tayar hua hi tha kai larki nai oopar heraani se dekh kar kaha

"IJAZ .................TU?????????"

[Wazeeri]

Nominate Miggy Bhai

[MIG]

Jab Ijaz nay larki kee shakahl dekhee to ussay sanp sa soongh gaya.

"Nighat APA .... !!!" woh sehma sa bola. "Aap yahan kiya kar raheen hain?"

Nighat Apa, kuch der rookeen aur apnay ko sambhala – phir zor say chilla kar boleen "Array badtameez, tuhjay koyee sharam aur haya naheen kay aati jaati larkiyon ko tang karaha hai?"

Yeh suntay hee Ijaz beqatar roh para. Sissakty hui awaz mai bola – “Apa, meri baat to suniyay – meri dastaan burree hee dukh walli hai – khuda ra – samajhnay kee koshish kee jeeyay”

Magar, Nighat Apa nay jawab diya “ Mai Ja raheen hoon aur tumharay ma baap ko tumhari harkaton kay barray mai sub bataoongi” – “zara tehriyay, Apa, meri baat to suniayay” Ijaz bola – magar who aik na maneen or tez qadmon kay saath door challee gayeen – jatay jatay, who apna mobile phone apnay purse say nikal kar aik number milanee lageen

“Ab mai kiya karoon” – Ijaz nay socha – “iss mushkil ko kaisay suljhaoon – meri aap beeti kon sunayga ?”

Yeh kehta hee Ijaz zameen par nidhal ho kar neth giya aur apnee ankhen band karleen.

Ho sakta hai kay iss sadmay say ya thakawat kee waja say, uskee ankh lag gayee magar jub usskee need bedar hui to aik ajab majara dekha…

[MIG]

Done with my 2 cents... I nominate poisonjet!

[12thMan]

Ghar mein kuch log aiye huay they. Janay pehchani shaklein thein lekin yaad nahien unsay kab mila. Sab tarha tarha ki harkatoon mein mubtla they. Koi batting kar raha hey koi bowling. Koi upnay ballon par tawajo day raha hey aur koi sofay par betha apnay aap say baat kar raha hey aik aadmi khara awazay dey raha hey idher maar, idher phek aur do teen side mein khamoshi say baithein huay hein.

Mein nay aissi cheezon kay baray mein Akhbar e Jahan mein parha tha lekin yeh sab yahan ho raha hey. Yeh kia majza hey, kia mein so raha hoon, kia bahot roza lag raha hey.

Mein nay tawajo leinay ka lienay issahra kiya to aik maskeen sa admi aadmi jaldi say kursi say utha, aik bootle pani ki aur tauliya lay kar dortay huway aiya. Iss ko to mein nay pehlay kabhi nahi dekha. yeh kon ho sakta hey. yeh log kon hein.

kiya yeh :miandad :younis waghera to nahein. kiya inhon nay barabar wala kamra karai par to nahein lay liya

okay added something to keep it going

[Wazeeri]

Kuch der baad pata chala kai yeh log ijaz ka rishta le kar aye thay.

Joh log cricket khel rahe thay woh Ijaz kai waldain ko dikha rahai thai kai unki beti kitni achi aur kis tarah cricket khelti hai. Ijaz kai waldain Boota Khan aur Pinky Begum in kahaniyon se bohat khush huai aur abhi haan kehnai hi walai thai kai achanak aik awaz ayee.

"Yeh Shaadi nahin ho sakti"

Sab ne mur kai dekha kai darwazi pai Nigat khari thi.
Uskai Haath mein Chappal aur ankhon mein khoon bhara hua tha. Aik jangli janwar ki tarahn woh be-saans apnai shikaar ki talash kar rahi thi.

Kya Ijaz kai saath aik aur haadsa honai wala tha?
Kya yeh haadsa us haadsai sai bhi bura hoga?
woh haadsa jis kai baarai mein koi bhi baat nahin karta.

[Wazeeri]

Nominate From the lost dimension

[from_da_lost_dim3nsion]

nighat ko dekh ker aijas ka upper ka saans upper aur neechee ka neechee gayaa, uski ki hallat woh hoo gayee ke "katto to lahoo nahin " ......
woh moon chupanee ki jaghan dhoondhnee laga,itne saree loogoon ke saame ijaz apni ke beizatti ke khayal se buhat ghabra raha tha. aijazz ne kuch bhi soochee baghair nighat aappa ke taraf door laga dee, aur unhein shamjhanee ki kosish ki keh rang mein bhang na ***** jayee magar nighat appa sunne walli kahan they , unhoon ne ijaz ka bhandha saree gahr ke saamnee phoor dya, keh kaisee ijazz muhallle ke aattee jattee larkiyoon ko cherta rehtaa hia aur uska character kya hai ....
Nighat aapp aki baatein sun ker larki walla rishta toor ker jannee lagee to izaj ke abba ne apni pagg utar ker larki ke baap ke qadmoon mein rakh dee, wahin hazaroon meel door kahin kissi pakistani film ke director ki rooh kabbar mein tarap uthee, keh yeh ulta kaisee hoo gaya , hamaree filmoon mein to larki ka baap apni pagg larke ke baap ke paroon mein rakhta hai , magar yeh to ulta hoo gaya....khair , larkee ke baap ne ijaz ke abba ki batt ko na maante hooye uski pagg ko paoon s ethokkar mar di aur apni betti ko lee gayee wapis, suna hia ke uski shadi pakistan ke crikiter abdul razzak se hoo gayee hia , aur aaj kal woh roozana usee pallak bana bana ker khilate ehia , palak ke parathey , palak ka halwa, yahan tak to unke gahr mein rooti aur salan bhi palak ka hi banta hia , palak ko palal ke saath khaya jaata hai ,chalo huum aattee hain ijaz ki taraf , aijaz is thukrayee janne ke sadme ko bardasht nahin ker paa raha tah , ghar wallee har waqt uska awara honne ke taanee deetee rehttey , aur agar woh bahar bhi jaataa to dost aur galli ke larke uska mazak uratte, us se yeh be izatti ki zindagi rahi nahin jaa arhi thi , to aik din usne faisla kya aur apns borya bistar baandh ker gahr chooor ker nikal gaya aik anjaan manzil ki taraf ........

[from_da_lost_dim3nsion]

i nominate the next person that reads this thread............

[moumotta]

Ijaz ko ghar chore aaj teen hafte ho gaye hain. Kisi ko uski khabar nahin. Uski ammi abbu pareshan hain. Yeh larka gaya to kahan gaya bina bataye. Mohalle ki larkian bhi pareshan hain. Ab koi seeti hi nahin bajata. Hairan hain, kya unki khoobsurati dhal gayi. Unhone makeup bhi bara diya, ek baar ka kaam ho to do baar gali se gujarne lagi par koi seeti nahin. Unhe kya pata ki seetiyan maarne wale ki khud ki hawa nikal gayi hai.

Agar aap ko is gumshuda ke baare mein pata chale to phoren PP par post karen.

[moumotta]

bump

Where are all the qissa-gos.

I nominate who ever wants to speculate about the where abouts of the missing lad.

[Momo]

Originally Posted by moumotta Ijaz ko ghar chore aaj teen hafte ho gaye hain. Kisi ko uski khabar nahin. Uski ammi abbu pareshan hain. Yeh larka gaya to kahan gaya bina bataye. Mohalle ki larkian bhi pareshan hain. Ab koi seeti hi nahin bajata. Hairan hain, kya unki khoobsurati dhal gayi. Unhone makeup bhi bara diya, ek baar ka kaam ho to do baar gali se gujarne lagi par koi seeti nahin. Unhe kya pata ki seetiyan maarne wale ki khud ki hawa nikal gayi hai.

Darasal mohalle ki larkiaan (siwaae aik larki ke) is baat se bilkul be-khabar theen ke Ijaz ko achaanak shadeed mohabbat ho gayee thhi. Aur ye mohabbat hi thhi jis ne mohalle se Ijaz ko, aur Ijaz ke andar se izzat-e-nafs ko nikaal baahar kiya thha.

Aur wo mohabbat bhi kuchh ajeeb qisam ki mohabbat thi. Balke use mohabbat kehna saraasar zyaadti thhi, kioonke wo zalaalat hi zalaalat thhi. Ijaz ke mehboob ne har tareeqe se Ijaz ko khwaar karne ki qasam uthha rakhi thhi. Isi silsile mein us ne Ijaz ko saaf saaf bataa diya ke pehle wo kuchh ban kar dikhaaye aur sirf tab uske baare mein soche. Aur qadar barhaane aur shughal lagaane ke liye is qisam ke ishaare bhi de diye ke uske daddy chaahte hain ke uski shaadi America waale cousin se ho jaaye, waghaera waghaera.

Ijaz (jo ke matric mein teen baar fail ho chuka thha, aur jis ke tan badan mein ab aag lag chuki thhi) ne faisla kiya ke wo us larki ko haasil karne ke liye kuchh bhi kar sakta hai, aur wo waaqaee kuchh ban kar dikhaaye ga. Us nein abbu ke batwe mein se teen chaar bare note nikaale aur qasam uthaai ke ab wo sirf tab hi waapas laute ga jab wo aik mashhoor cricketer ban chuka ho ga.

Jaari hai ...

[Wazeeri]

Note Ijaz nai apni jaib mein daalai aur apnai kamrai ki taraf kaprai aur samaan baandhnai kai liye chal para. Kamrai ki taraf nikla hi tha kai saath waalai kamrai mein lagai huwai radio se awaaz sunee

"Pakistan NCA kau rangers nai ghairai mein lai liya hai, Andar aik lambi daari walai chaurhi jisamat kai Multani aadmi kai honai ki khabar mili hai, Khabar hai kai yeh aadmi bat lai kai aik na-maloom shaks kai peechai bhaag raha hai, yeh namaloom shaks baar baar kuch chila raha hai, moqai pai maujood logon ka kehna hai kai woh shayad "Allah Hoo, Allah - hoo" keh raha hai.

Ghar se bhaag kar cricketers bun nai ki khwahish rakhnai walai bachon kau hidayat hai kai woh ghar pai beebai bachai ban kai rahain"

Apni kismat pai na khush, Ijaz nai ghar se bhaagnai ka irada mangal tak maltawi kar diya. Abba ji kai batwai se chori kiye huwai paisai laikai woh konai ki dukaan pai gaya, paisai dukaan walai ka haath mein rakhai aur kaha "Aik Tambaqoo wala paan dena bhaiya".

Dukaan daar nai us ki taraf dekh kai kaha, "ID card dikha, mein bachon kau tambaqoo wala paan nahin deta"

Ijaz nai jaib se 10 rupayai aur nikaal kar dukaan daar ko de diyai,

"Baba-e-azam yeh leejiye tambaqoo wala paan".

Paan kha kai Ijaz kau mazaa nahin aya, us nai dukaan daar ki taraf dekha aur saucha kai shayad mujhe coke lai laini chahiye thi. Ainwee paisai zaya kiye.

"Kyun bhai kya huwa, barai dukhi lagtai hau, Kaunsa dukh khaya jaa raha hai aapko"

Dukaandaar kai sawaal mein bari humdardi thi, leikin us kai chehrai pai mukarahat dekh kai Ijaz kau dar lag gaya "Kya isse kahin us waqai ka pata tau nahin chal gaya?, Woh haadsa jiske baarai mein koi baat nahin karta"???

[Apnacricket]

Kya baat hai.