In case if India Attacks Pakistan in any capacity , what expats should do ?

[mnoman15]

May be we can come up with some things or guidelines in case.... , you never know ....

[kablooee87]

Dude...chill.

[OZGOD]

Nothing because it won't happen.

[Khabri420]

Take a deep breath mate...

[kingusama92]

yea it won't happen, both sides have agreed and stated that war is not the right move. It's just not a possibility right now so why bother thinking about it.

[itduzz]

fire missiles at 100mph with a bit of reverse swing at Delhi & mumbai with sitting on them saying ALLAH U AKBAR....

[kingusama92]

Originally Posted by itduzz fire missiles at 100mph with a bit of reverse swing at Delhi & mumbai with sitting on them saying ALLAH U AKBAR....

lol back to work ... another touchy post, you have perfected the art of crossing the line...

i suppose they will straight drive them back over the bowlers head straight into Lahore saying "good to know"

[JustAnotherFan]

Originally Posted by Khabri420 Take a deep breath mate...

Dunno if there are any blondes in India, Pakistan ... but there is a Blonde_Breathe.MP3 that goes "Breathe In, Breathe Out" for blonde joggers.

Maybe you can use it for Pakistan_India_War_Worriers.MP3

That was not Pakistan_India_War_Warriors.MP3

[Keith]

Originally Posted by itduzz fire missiles at 100mph with a bit of reverse swing at Delhi & mumbai with sitting on them saying ALLAH U AKBAR....

Or, send in and the indians will be confused by all the to and fro swishing in the air with nothing being hit and they will inform their seniors that it was a false alarm, hence letting their guard down!

Jokes aside, not going to happen. Anyway, the less spoken about war the better.

[india_fan]

Nothing is going to happen. I am hoping Pak and India for once go attack the militants base camp TOGETHER instead of pinpointing at each other like retards.

[MIG]

They should surrender their nationalities and return home to fight for motherland. Simple.

[Poison]

We should all stop talking to each other. Maybe we can also post up anti-India posters across our front doors, perhaps even our foreheads
Inshallah nahi hoga.

[DHONI183]

Let´s hope for the best!

[Mercenary]

We should boycott Bollywood.

Wait... I doubt some of us would even do that!

[Rudi hater]

Send loads of money..and watch Pak whip Indian's ass.

[natalia]

Send in to vaporize India.

[the Great Khan]

nothing..turn on star news and enjoy saas bhi kubi bho thee!!...thats what most expats will do!!...

[redgreen]

Ex pats have realised that pakistan and india are not 'their' countries.

If it wasnt for cricket, or having a spouse from there, we would have very little to do with these countries

[MIG]

Originally Posted by the Great Khan nothing..turn on star news and enjoy saas bhi kubi bho thee!!...thats what most expats will do!!...

No - most of them will be on PP to find out whats happening....

[Ajeyastra]

Originally Posted by MIG They should surrender their nationalities and return home to fight for motherland. Simple.

I second that. Though you'll be surprised at how many actually turn up.

[the Great Khan]

Originally Posted by MIG No - most of them will be on PP to find out whats happening....

wrong again...most wil be on PP opening up threads like " when is afridi gonna join the army"

"is tendu a better sniper than YK?"

"can Gul reverse swing a grenade??"

and the best one: "which team should we send to take out pathankot" idtuzz will have the same team in every post!!

[pakistanbest]

not going to happen, its more likely that Akhtar and Asif will destroy the Indians next month..lol

[kingusama92]

Originally Posted by pakistanbest not going to happen, its more likely that Akhtar and Asif will destroy the Indians next month..lol

India seem to have come up with a solution for that... they won't simply come...

[Wasim_Waqar]

Originally Posted by Mercenary We should boycott Bollywood. Wait... I doubt some of us would even do that!

You laugh, but I always said that Pakistanis had double standards.....on one hand blasting India for blah blah blah yet subscribing to their channels and watching Bollywood- only amongst Paks!!

[india_fan]

Originally Posted by kingusama92 India seem to have come up with a solution for that... they won't simply come...

One who is trying to come back from a "5 year match ban" and another one who is yet again sorry for doping. Good arsenal you guys have got there.

[Khabri420]

Originally Posted by india_fan One who is trying to come back from a "5 year match ban" and another one who is yet again sorry for doping. Good arsenal you guys have got there.

you are so right...teeli 'the beast' sharma is the answer...

[india_fan]

Originally Posted by Khabri420 you are so right...teeli 'the beast' sharma is the answer...

Atleast he is disciplinary and does not need drugs to enhance his performances.... he can be a role model for both Akhtar (disciplinary actions) and Asif (not to dope! reminder)

[Khabri420]

Originally Posted by india_fan Atleast he is disciplinary and does not need drugs to enhance his performances.... he can be a role model for both Akhtar (disciplinary actions) and Asif (not to dope! reminder)

going by teeli's physique...i think he's already been through the 'druggie phase', hence his beastly pipes

[Cryin Out Loud]

What should expats do? They should fight parallel wars in the countries they work in. Take tanks and heavy artillery on the highway! Bomb the living daylights out of each other.

I volunteer to fight against Pakistanis in the US, but can be persuaded to switch over to your side for a good biryani.

[Cryin Out Loud]

And while we're fighting, beech main lage haath George Bush to ek do lappad bhi maar denge. Badiya time pass rahega.

[Kriketer]

Get to Karachi shores, hop on a boat and sail towards Africa, America, Europe or where ever you want......after all it's so easy to sail around. I came to Canada on a small boat from Karachi, had a GPS, PSP and cell phone to keep myself busy on the way.

[Rudi hater]

Originally Posted by Kriketer Get to Karachi shores, hop on a boat and sail towards Africa, America, Europe or where ever you want......after all it's so easy to sail around. I came to Canada on a small boat from Karachi, had a GPS, PSP and cell phone to keep myself busy on the way.

[Khabri420]

Originally Posted by Kriketer Get to Karachi shores, hop on a boat and sail towards Africa, America, Europe or where ever you want......after all it's so easy to sail around. I came to Canada on a small boat from Karachi, had a GPS, PSP and cell phone to keep myself busy on the way.

you my friend have some talent...you can easily get a job in the Indian media circle

[Asim2Good]

send itduzz on Indian forums for trolling

[kingusama92]

Originally Posted by india_fan One who is trying to come back from a "5 year match ban" and another one who is yet again sorry for doping. Good arsenal you guys have got there.

don't worry Rao should be enough ... Akhtar and Asif are options if we want to totally destroy you guys... we shall be merciful and destroy you guys peacefully with Rao and Gul...

[DHONI183]

Originally Posted by Asim2Good send itduzz on Indian forums for trolling

That would surely destroy all of their plans!

[kingusama92]

Originally Posted by Asim2Good send itduzz on Indian forums for trolling

we shall do that once the times become desperate.. we only attack with nuclear warheads when we are provoked... we will never misuse our main weapon in Itduzz...

[Gabbar Singh]

Expats will do what Pakistani and Indian expats normally do.

Sit from the sidelines and urge their respective side to bomb the hell out of the other, whilst they of course sit in the comforts of their living rooms.

[Rudi hater]

Originally Posted by Gabbar Singh Expats will do what Pakistani and Indian expats normally do. Sit from the sidelines and urge their respective side to bomb the hell out of the other, whilst they of course sit in the comforts of their living rooms.

I am going to fight oh yes. I would go and fight.

[Gabbar Singh]

Originally Posted by Rudi hater I am going to fight oh yes. I would go and fight.

of course you would

[Rudi hater]

Originally Posted by Gabbar Singh of course you would

Unless you want to settle the score here.

[Zechariah]

Gabbar Singh vs Rudi hater

Live at PP--> 6: 30 PM ET

Official: Zechariah

[Rudi hater]

Originally Posted by Zechariah Gabbar Singh vs Rudi hater Live at PP--> 6: 30 PM ET Official: Zechariah

Bring the ambulance too.

[Zechariah]

It's ready.

[Khabri420]

Originally Posted by Zechariah Gabbar Singh vs Rudi hater Live at PP--> 6: 30 PM ET Official: Zechariah

you mean Gabbar Singh vs Thakur Rudi Hater?

[isr]

Judging by how the first fight went, Thakur Rudi better bring some spare arms with him to the fight.

That ambulance doesn't look like it'll get him to the ER on time.

[Rudi hater]

well I would only need my feet do the job...

[the Great Khan]

Originally Posted by Gabbar Singh Expats will do what Pakistani and Indian expats normally do. Sit from the sidelines and urge their respective side to bomb the hell out of the other, whilst they of course sit in the comforts of their living rooms.

dont forget the popcorn...of course theyll all end up at some bhangra do and then have a fight to act hard...but after a week it will all be forgotten!!

[Cryin Out Loud]

Originally Posted by Khabri420 you mean Gabbar Singh vs Thakur Rudi Hater?

Where's Basanti? We must have a Basanti.

Maybe her:

[Hash]

everyone should get together and take a massive communal dump outside the Indian High commission

[pakistani_banda]

Originally Posted by Cryin Out Loud Where's Basanti? We must have a Basanti. Maybe her:

i have to say wat a beautiful basanti... aab basanti apna thumka dhikao aur nachkay dikhao.....