Team Pakistan For Test Championship

[saj001]

My 15 Players squad Is ready, I will post the Averages As soon as third test finished.


1.Taufeeq Umar
2.Shoaib Malik
3.Imran Khan (Retired)
4.Mohammad Yousuf
5.Umar Akmal
6.Younis khan
7.Kamran Akmal (Captain)
8.Naved Yasin(Domestic)
9.Shahid Afridi
10. Kamran Hussain(Domestic)
11.Mohammad Asif
12.Shoaib Akhtar
13.Taslim Arif (Retired)
14.Asim Kamal
15.Saqlain Mushtaq


We are current hiring backroom staff, If you are interested holla here

Backroom staff will have a say in final team selection.

[hasanb]

Well well the Pakistanis are in buoyant mood!

Saj once the 3rd test finishes please post your squad in the squad thread using the template shown by the bangladesh team. Thanks!

[saj001]

I will

[saj001]

Pakistan Vs West Indies

Capacity: 35,000
Location: London, England
Pitch Type: Normal Pitch


Jaag utho Cheeto

[hasanb]

cheetay you can now post your squad mate.

[saj001]

Pakistani Squad And Backromm Staff




Manager/Coach: Saj001

Spin Coach: Salazar

Physio: Khushbhu

Phasst Bowling Coach: Zimran72

Fielding Coach: Zimran72

Selection Committe: Saj001, Salazar , Zimran72, Zak , Sohaib and Khushbhu.

PCB Chairman: Aamir Sohail

Home Stadium : Gaddafi Stadium, Lahore Pakistan, Capacity: 35,000
Pitch Type: Batting Pitch

Group Matches: West Indies vs Pakistan (Lords, London)
Pakistan vs South Africa (Kensington Oval, Barbados)

[ZAK]

Originally Posted by saj001 Pakistani Squad And Backromm Staff Manager/Coach: Saj001 Off Spin Coach: Salazar Physio: Khushbhu Phasst Bowling Coach: Yet to be Decided Selection Committe: Saj001, Salazar , Phasst Bowling Coach and 2 more spot's left for anyone who are interested. PCB Chairman: Aamir Sohaib Home Stadium : Gaddafi Stadium, Lahore Pakistan, Capacity: 35,000 Pitch Type: Batting Pitch Group Matches: West Indies vs Pakistan (Lords, London) Pakistan vs South Africa (Kensington Oval, Barbados)

Can i become a selector please?

[saj001]

Originally Posted by ZAK Can i become a selector please?

Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen Welcome our new Selector ZAK.

[ZAK]

Originally Posted by saj001 Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen Welcome our new Selector ZAK.

Thanks a lot

[saj001]

Give me your E mail address so we can discuss about selection.

[ZAK]

Originally Posted by saj001 Give me your E mail address so we can discuss about selection.

Sounds like a hard job ,

PS - dont send me any spam mails

[saj001]

Now you can edit your post.

[saj001]

I will talk to you on MSn

[Chasing Cars]

Yes I am physio
I think I'll be pretty good

[saj001]

Originally Posted by KhushbuHussain Yes I am physio I think I'll be pretty good

You can have a say in selection if you want to.

[Sohaib-789]

Ill be a selector if you still got space available?

[Chasing Cars]

Originally Posted by saj001 You can have a say in selection if you want to.

No thankyou Physio is ok with me Have you asked Sohaib?

[saj001]

Originally Posted by Sohaib-789 Ill be a selector if you still got space available?

sure we got our selection committie done

physio can have say in selection

[Chasing Cars]

Originally Posted by saj001 sure we got our selection committie done physio can have say in selection

Ok fine then

[Sohaib-789]

Originally Posted by saj001 sure we got our selection committie done physio can have say in selection

So am i a selector or not?

[saj001]

Originally Posted by KhushbuHussain Ok fine then

Read post 6

[saj001]

Originally Posted by Sohaib-789 So am i a selector or not?

yep.

[Chasing Cars]

Originally Posted by saj001 Read post 6

Whoop
BTW my name doesn't have 3 H's Just thought I would let you know

[Sohaib-789]

Originally Posted by saj001 yep.

Ok thanks so what exactly do i have to do could you explain the position abit more lease.

[Afridi_Fan]

No one is following Aussie Aussie Aussie

[hasanb]

i think people are very bitter at aussie aussie aussie after the 3-0 whitewash.

[ZAK]

Originally Posted by Afridi_Fan No one is following Aussie Aussie Aussie

Who's gonna fallow a bunch of talentless morons

[saj001]

Originally Posted by Sohaib-789 Ok thanks so what exactly do i have to do could you explain the position abit more lease.

First of all you need to give me your e mail address so we can talk to on msn, we need to decide on which team to play agaianst windies (our first game )

[Afridi_Fan]

Originally Posted by hasanb i think people are very bitter at aussie aussie aussie after the 3-0 whitewash.

[saj001]

Okay Guys and Girls , I Introduce you to Our Phasst Bowling Coach , He is non other than Zimran72

[Sohaib-789]

Originally Posted by saj001 First of all you need to give me your e mail address so we can talk to on msn, we need to decide on which team to play agaianst windies (our first game )

im goin out inabit but shud b online after 8 ok

[saj001]

Edit it

[Boi]

I'll take the batting coach job. (Zimbabwe wont even win in the play off )

[saj001]

Originally Posted by Boi I'll take the batting coach job. (Zimbabwe wont even win in the play off )

I'm fine with that but lets wait till your play off'

[Chasing Cars]

Originally Posted by Boi I'll take the batting coach job. (Zimbabwe wont even win in the play off )

Like the optimism there Boi

[saj001]

Originally Posted by KhushbuHussain Like the optimism there Boi

Good to see homour in backroom staff

[Chasing Cars]

Originally Posted by saj001 Good to see homour in backroom staff

You can count on me

[saj001]

Originally Posted by KhushbuHussain You can count on me

you are also a selector , so you know what to do

[saj001]

Zak , i seem to have lost your id

[Boi]

Originally Posted by KhushbuHussain Like the optimism there Boi

I got to say though. My squad is looking pretty decent.

[Sohaib-789]

Saj im online now if u wnna talk.

[saj001]

Edit

[Sohaib-789]

iv added u

[Sohaib-789]

wen u cumin online

[saj001]

Originally Posted by Sohaib-789 wen u cumin online

I'm online.

[Sohaib-789]

Originally Posted by saj001 I'm online.

your not i just added you

add me again

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let me know so i can edit

[saj001]

you are on my msn but appeared offline

nazir sahib

[Sohaib-789]

Originally Posted by saj001 you are on my msn but appeared offline nazir sahib

Well come online then?

or communicate in some way lmaooo

[Chasing Cars]

Originally Posted by saj001 you are on my msn but appeared offline nazir sahib

Nice one, you quoted his email address.

[Sohaib-789]

Saj edit your previous comment wid my addy!!

[Chasing Cars]

Looks like Pakistan are in for some fine tuning with Saj as manager and us lot as his worthy sidekicks

[saj001]

we will get THem inshAllah boy's and girl's

[Sohaib-789]

saj come online

[saj001]

Originally Posted by Sohaib-789 saj come online

I'm.

[zimran72]

I would like everyone to know that I have been working very hard with the phaaast bowlers recently. In fact I held a phaaast bowling camp where alongside my good friend Wasim (Akram) we worked on all our 3 phaaast bowlers (Asif, Akhtar, and Imran). The changes I have seen:

- Akhtar, after working with me and our physio Khushbu, has attained full fitness and is touching new levels of speeds unimagined.

- Imran Khan has added the outswinger as a vital component to his repertoire while his inswing moves an extra meter now.

- Asif has increased his pace touching high 80's and early 90's without having lost any zip or seam movement and has kept his ability to extract bounce on most surfaces.

[saj001]

My backroom Staff is working very hard with the boys and the boys are very co-operating and up for the challege they are gonna be up against in this tourney.

[hasanb]

My word this is incredible...Team Pakistan have really come alive here!

[saj001]

After today's Ipl snub , my boy's are even more movitated

Moyo doing weight's in anger

[saj001]

Ladies And Gentlemen i am very happy to Announce that Zimran72 Have been Appointed as a fielding ccoach after successful talk's. I am delighted to have someone like Aamier sohail as a chairman he is willing to listen to me and wants the best for the team.

More Announcements to follow.

[zimran72]

Having been handed the impossible task of teaching Pakistanis how to catch a ball I have been working very hard with the boys.

Initially I saw no improvements and assumed Pakistanis are just not meant catch the cricket ball. However, I called up a few friends (Jonty, Colly, and AB) who owed me a few favors and asked them to join our practice. The boys came in and raised the standards to a whole new level which inspired our boys to work harder.

As for the improvements I have noticed:

Mohammad Yousuf takes high catches and also slides to stop the ball - will make an excellent boundary fielder.

Younis Khan dives (5-10 meters) and takes all his catches cleanly. We are contemplating not having a keeper as Younis is capable of diving from slip to collect everything even if its down the legside.

Asim Kamal has been working on his reflexes and should make an excellent short leg. He can grasp full blooded shots of the bowling of Akhtar.

[saj001]

looks to me you are doing great job.


Classic

[zimran72]

For Kamran and Talsim I called in Rashid, Ian (Heals), and Dave to ask how we can improve their keeping in particular Kamran's. Unfortunately, all their methods failed for Kamran although there was significant improvement in Talsim's keeping.

Then it hit me, a brilliant idea. Kamran was fairly mobile and his reflexes were quite decent so that was not his problem. His problem was that the ball did not stick to his gloves. Keyword: STICK.

Answer: Super Glue. I ran the experiment, applying super glue to Kamran's gloves and what do you know? It worked!!!! Yes he no longer drops 1/3 of his catches, in fact he no longer drops catches. Im very pleased with this improvement and with the hardwork Kamran has put in by continiously applying super glue to his own gloves whenever it dries.

This sort of commitment coming from Kamran was unheard off prior to this.

[saj001]

Originally Posted by zimran72 For Kamran and Talsim I called in Rashid, Ian (Heals), and Dave to ask how we can improve their keeping in particular Kamran's. Unfortunately, all their methods failed for Kamran although there was significant improvement in Talsim's keeping. Then it hit me, a brilliant idea. Kamran was fairly mobile and his reflexes were quite decent so that was not his problem. His problem was that the ball did not stick to his gloves. Keyword: STICK. Answer: Super Glue. I ran the experiment, applying super glue to Kamran's gloves and what do you know? It worked!!!! Yes he no longer drops 1/3 of his catches, in fact he no longer drops catches. Im very pleased with this improvement and with the hardwork Kamran has put in by continiously applying super glue to his own gloves whenever it dries. This sort of commitment coming from Kamran was unheard off prior to this.

Genius at work. I will speak to Aamir Sohail and convince him to give you better contract and bonuses.

[Afridi_Fan]

Man, I'm getting jealous. No one is bothered about the Aussies.

[hasanb]

Originally Posted by Afridi_Fan Man, I'm getting jealous. No one is bothered about the Aussies.

Same here man! Team Pakistan has a lot of hype around them it seems...

[Afridi_Fan]

India is getting The Hate, and Pakistan is getting All the Love.

Lets just get Pakistan knocked out in 1st round, then may be someone will bother about us.

[saj001]

Originally Posted by Afridi_Fan India is getting The Hate, and Pakistan is getting All the Love. Lets just get Pakistan knocked out in 1st round, then may be someone will bother about us.

Hum Hain pakistani Hum tou jeetay gai bhai jeetai gain

[saj001]

Bump

[hasanb]

Pakistanis still preparing well?

[saj001]

We like to play "chill" so i have told my team and management staff to go on holiday and refresh yourself mentally and physically.

[Boi]

*ahem....ahem*

[Chasing Cars]

Originally Posted by hasanb Pakistanis still preparing well?

Originally Posted by saj001 We like to play "chill" so i have told my team and management staff to go on holiday and refresh yourself mentally and physically.

Hasan..........

[Boi]

NEWS FLASH:
Dealings between Saj001 and Boi have broken down it seems, for the batting coach job. Boi is threatening to go find a job somewhere else if Saj001 doesnt meet to his agreements.

More to follow...

[zimran72]

NEWS FLASH: Pakistan Deny Chasing Boi

Contrary to previous reports, Pakistan have denied approaching Boi about a position as the Batting Coach. Pakistan have not ruled out Boi, however have denied any speculated negotiations going on at the moment.

Bowling and Fielding coach Zimran72 gave the following statement:

"Pakistan management have not approached Boi to be the batting coach for the team."

Boi is still the Zimbabwe coach, who are scheduled to play Bangladesh to qualify for World Test Championships. Recruiting an already hired coach would not be unethical according to Zimran72.

"As far as we know, Boi is hired by Zimbabwe and for as long as he is hired by them we do not consider it right to make any approach," Zimran72 added.

The highly respected bowling coach however, admitted his admiration for the Zimbabwe coach. "Boi is an excellent coach and is credited with bringing the best out of batsmen such as (Andy) Flower and (Dave) Houghton and would be an excellent coach no matter where he went."

[saj001]

Pakistan Manager: As long as your the coach of zimbabwe we will not negotiate, After that we shall see

[Boi]

NEWS FLASH

Boi has accused the PCB of mishandling the issue of appointing a batting coach. He called it a 'farce'
Boi earlier on said "This is an utter farce! The Pakistani management dont know how to handle anything. Pathetic. I was really up for coaching Pakistan, unfortunately the pathetic handling of this issue has made me, my self rule out from a position in the Pakistani system. Terrible stuff."

[Chasing Cars]

News Flash
I like cheese

[zimran72]

News Flash: 'Boi should focus on Zimbabwe' - Saj001

Pakistan manager, Saj001 has deflected reports accusing the PCB of mishandling Boi's appointment as a batting coach. Saj001 denied ever being interested in Zimbabwe's coach, "We never approached Boi nor did we ever speculate on his availability, all statements came from his agents or him not from us."

Saj001 reiterated the words of his bowling coach by saying Boi has a job at hand.

"Boi should be pre-occupied with Zimbabwe instead of making ridiculous statements," the manager added.

Talking about his team preparations before the start of the World Test Championship, Saj001 said the team was ready for all challenges and really could go all the way.

"This is a very talented team which works hard on and off the field, I have full confidence in this team and for that matter my support staff."

[Boi]

NEWS FLASH

'The Pakistani management is a bunch of jokers!' - Boi

Boi was fuming as he spoke to us again just a few moments ago. This is what he had to say.
'The way this Pakistani team is being handled is quite amusing. They are a bunch of jokers! Talks were going through fine at one point and I was due to sign on the dotted line until I was literally ignored by the management. This is really hard to take in. I was looking foraward to my stint with this exciting team but, unfortunately the guys at the head of things just stuffed me!'
Pretty angry little Boi there. If this is true then its an embaraassment for the Pakistani management.

[Chasing Cars]

Originally Posted by Boi NEWS FLASH 'The Pakistani management is a bunch of jokers!' - Boi Boi was fuming as he spoke to us again just a few moments ago. This is what he had to say. 'The way this Pakistani team is being handled is quite amusing. They are a bunch of jokers! Talks were going through fine at one point and I was due to sign on the dotted line until I was literally ignored by the management. This is really hard to take in. I was looking foraward to my stint with this exciting team but, unfortunately the guys at the head of things just stuffed me!' Pretty angry little Boi there. If this is true then its an embaraassment for the Pakistani management.

Pretty AND Angry?!
Saj what are you waiting for ? Employ him now! I don;t know many people who are pretty and angry at the same time! Jaldi!