Looking Stupid XI

[Amir]

I thought we should create an starting 11 of players who have made noise in the media but have looked somewhat dumb (at a later point because of a comment). Still working on it but here is what we have...

Sehwag - "BD an ordinary team"
Butt - "Nothing to worry about Hauritz" (it was butt I think)
Smith - "We will be competitive in Australia"
Yousaf - "Stop criticizing me"
Dean Jones (C) - Terrorist comment
Flintoff - "Shoaib is like Tarzan and Jane"
Akmal (WK) - "I will be playing the next test"
Tony Grieg (VC) - When he got whitewashed by Windies
Akthar - Really pick your own
McGrath - "We will Ashes 5-0"
Kaneria - "I have a new delivery waiting (and still waiting)"

12th man: Bhaji "Maa ki Monkey"
Reserves: Collingwood - Mr. 3-0, Ishant - the 100mph Man, Tanvir - Hindu comment
Coach: Ian Pont - Still waiting to unleash his weapon of destruction....after he finds it

Note: Subject to change

[*sallu*]

Misbah looks stupid in a lot of his dismissals

[Sohaib-789]

Originally Posted by Amir I thought we should create an starting 11 of players who have made noise in the media but have looked somewhat dumb (at a later point because of a comment). Still working on it but here is what we have... Sehwag - "BD an ordinary team" Butt - "Nothing to worry about Hauritz" (it was butt I think) x Yousaf - "Stop criticizing me" x x Akmal - "I will be playing the next test" Tanvir - "Hindu comment" Akthar - Really pick your own McGrath - "We will Ashes 5-0" Kaneria - "I have a new delivery waiting (and still waiting)"

Lol nice one

[bantu]

Michael hussey- "Mr.Cricket" - he didnt say it though..........

[Garuda]

"maa ki not monkey"

Will it qualify?

[rainahaina]

Dean Jones - "terrorist comment".
anyone ??

[Easa]

Thats a damn good team by the way.

Add in Mr.3-0. Yes, Paul Collingwood. And to be fair, he was almost right. Pakistan were 4 wickets away from beating England 3-0.

[Sledger]

Andrew Flintoff: 'Shoaib? Nah, mate he's no threat. Looks like Tarzan bowls like Jane'.

[itduzz]

Habhajan Singh - I Will score a 100 in ODI

Shewag - I will score 200 in ODI

Sachin - I pay taxes honestly

Ishant - I want to break 100 mph record

Sachin - I play for country

[tdigi]

Originally Posted by rainahaina Dean Jones - "terrorist comment". anyone ??

Hell yeah...make him the captain or coach of this Stupid XI team...coz that was a very inappropriate comment.

[Amir]

Garuda that is an excellent choice. But who to pick Dani or Bhaji? Both talk a lot of smack. Maybe we should take one of the pacers out and play both?

McGrath talks a lot but more often than not, he backs it up.

Easa could pick, and good one about Flintoff. I will also try to add Graeme Smith, I am sure he made some comments pre-Australia tour in 2006 (the tour before they won in Australia where they got smashed 2-0).

Let me amend the team team.

[MIG]

Why stop at XI? There are and will be many many more....

[Afridi_Fan]

Originally Posted by itduzz Habhajan Singh - I Will score a 100 in ODI Shewag - I will score 200 in ODI Sachin - I pay taxes honestly Ishant - I want to break 100 mph record Sachin - I play for country

You really love Indians, don't you?

[tdigi]

Also make itduzz the #1 stupid fan of this team...

[Amir]

Team fixed up, some class players in there!

[Sledger]

Danish (2005): 'I am performing well but there is still one bowler I am not at the level of yet, Shane Warne. Hopefully I can get better than him.'

[Sledger]

Look how many Pakistanis have made the team!

[Amir]

Alright, I have editted the OP. We have some reserves and a coach now.

[Afridi_Fan]

Well, Smith's team was competitive in Australia, No?

[itduzz]

[Afridi_Fan]

Coach has to be Gary Kirsten for his World Famous advice.

[Amir]

Originally Posted by Afridi_Fan Well, Smith's team was competitive in Australia, No?

This was before they won. I remember he said they are going to take it to Australia. They managed to draw a test but lost in the other two. Plus on his debut tour, when Aus toured SA...he whined how Aus sledged him only for him to do it the next time they played (in 2006). He was taunted a lot by Aussie crowds for this.

[Sledger]

Another jem from Kaneria: 'Spinners will give Pakistan a big advantage'

Series stats -> Kaneria avg: 46.00 Ajmal avg: 51.16
Katich avg: 19.00 Haurits avg: 23.05

[tdigi]

Amir, we need a captain. I say Dean Jones on basis of his stupid comment and seniority
May be we can have a VC too!

[Xohaib]

where is atul sharma?

[Sledger]

Originally Posted by Xohaib where is atul sharma?

Thats a question people have been asking for about a year!

[Amir]

Originally Posted by tdigi Amir, we need a captain. I say Dean Jones on basis of his stupid comment and seniority May be we can have a VC too!

Done. I made Tony Grieg VC based also on seniority but by how severe his stupidity looked after Windies destroyed him and he was left groveling.

If anyone have any other suggestions add away.

Atul Sharma cannot be found, hard to put him on our team

[IM NOT YOU]

Originally Posted by Sledger Another jem from Kaneria: 'Spinners will give Pakistan a big advantage' Series stats -> Kaneria avg: 46.00 Ajmal avg: 51.16 Katich avg: 19.00 Haurits avg: 23.05

love this post.

[saeed-sohail]

Aamir sohail my favourite player of all time. After india thrashed aus earlier in the year by producing dust bowls Sohail claimed we would whitewash aus as our spinners were batter then india but he forgot we couldn't produce spinning wickets. Safe to say we lost the series(98).

[On_the_up]

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I will let people fill in the reasons. You could actually select another team and have a match between these guys.

[161]

No Afridi ?

Before IPL Auction - "I love playing in India"
After IPL Auction - "I'm boycotting India"

[WithLoveFromCanada]

Originally Posted by On_the_up 1 PCB 2 PCB 3 PCB 4 PCB 5 PCB 6 PCB 7 PCB 8 PCB 9 PCB 10 PCB 11 PCB I will let people fill in the reasons. You could actually select another team and have a match between these guys.

THIS!

what a post by on the up. Post of the day actually.

[Hasan]

Imran Khan - "when my party is in power we will fix PCB"

[rabi_sultan]

Geoffrey Boycott - "But they are not Africans." (when referring to people born in South Africa)
http://www.sport24.co.za/Content/Cri...hrows_his_toys